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Joey Cabroni

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It's too bad they don't have a telethon for fuckface-itis, huh?

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catchclifford.bsky.social @catchclifford.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Feddy Wapping
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The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Joey Cabroni @joeycarb.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
At what point in this series does Mitch Johnson realize the Knicks can't stop Dylan Harper?
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Neil Gorsuch, most cases: In the case of Protester vs. Tank, I find the protester's family liable for stain damage to the treads Neil Gorsuch, in any case involving Native American law:
Kevin Costner in Dances with Wolves
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Someone in the caucus should push him out an open window
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Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I'm grateful that Kyle surfaced all these extraordinary opinions slamming the Trump administration for the illegal detention of immigrants. This one leaps out in part because the judge is warning us that abuses being inflicted on immigrants now are a preview of what could be unleashed on citizens.
A hypothetical posed at the Show Cause Hearing demonstrates the dystopian absurdity that
could stem from the Government’s incorrect, unfounded interpretation of the law. By the
Government’s own admission, its position is that if an ICE officer made a mistake and, pursuant
to § 1225, detained somebody who was legally in the United States, that detainee would not be
entitled to a bond hearing. Instead, that detainee—who is confined to a jail cell and may not have
a mastery of the English language—could only have their case heard by a neutral judicial officer
if they were somehow able to file a habeas petition with a Court of Appeals or the District Court
of D.C.
This concession should concern everyone. A threat to anyone’s constitutional rights is a
threat to us all. Today, immigrants are being detained without due process. Tomorrow, under
the Government’s interpretation of the law, American citizens could be subject to the same
treatment. This Court will not allow such an unraveling of the Constitution.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The American press: “Impossible to tell which is true. On one hand the incredibly vast archive of footage from the ground doesn’t look great. On the other hand the administration which lies about everything keeps saying the first thing, and literal neo-Nazis on Twitter say they’re right.”
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Jessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
What the hell is even going on tonight
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Lawfare @lawfaremedia.org · 12/08/2025
"There is a real out-of-control crime situation in Washington, but it is not the one referred to in the president’s executive order. It is the one he is leading," writes @benjaminwittes.lawfaremedia.org in The Situation.
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The Situation: My Dangerous City
Making Washington Safe Again
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 25/11/2024
Canada's top military commander Jennie Carignan calls out the GOP for questioning women in combat: After 39 years as a combat arms officer and risking my life in many operations, I can’t believe that in 2024, we still have to justify women's contribution to defense and service in their country...
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