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my grandma thinks im funny

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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it’s crazy that baseball has lasted as long as it has without running out of balls. I read on the interwebs that they are only allowed to use the balls they had when they first made the game
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
what’s the empire gonna do? strike back?
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Guess that’s why they call it “the big Snapple”
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
i was pretty suspicious of all the epstein stuff, but that press conference cleared everything up for me. that's the end of that i guess
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Sometimes the football will help you draftkings better in the future though
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Your fault
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I’ll finally be able to discuss the transatlantic cable with my coworkers
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Shoutout to the hold
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
continuing my revisiting of important sports writing www.rollingstone.com/feature/fear...
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
it is impossible to deny that is me and my father
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
been watching my dads old YouTube vlogs, can’t wait to ask if I was playing with an American flag at his house consistently at that age or if he just thought it would be funny a few times on camera
1 year old me, looking fly as hell in a booster seat with an American flag draped behind me
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
revisiting the classics www.sbnation.com/a/17776-foot...
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What football will look like in the future
Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
dogma is still both matt damon and ben affleck’s best movie
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Life changing videos
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
i totally and completely understand why aaron rogers felt he needed to do a darkness retreat and that thought scares me more then anything
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Jon, in this video you said the Rangers beat the Astros 30-3, but in actuality they beat the Orioles 30-3 as it was in Baltimore
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
the rap group Spillage Village has dedicated most of their discography to this premise
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
The worst part about watching late night network tv is that a lot of networks don’t even have people picking episodes to show now, they just play the show in order. You never get a new episode followed by a old episode of family guy, you might just be stuck with new for a night
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Do you guys think tom cruise would be able to hold on to the roof of Lightning McQueen as he races
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I just filled my mouth with altoids and I don’t remember why
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Baseball commentary is the most beautiful art form on our planet
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
hello 👋 professional writer here. it's fine to use "your" and "you're" interchangeably. most readers will understand what you're trying to say either way, and you shouldn't have to placate people who won't read between the lines
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Id take cheesy one liners over asleep old men every day
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
There’s no reason every sports broadcast doesn’t have this kind of flair
Producer John DeMarsico is responsible for this
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
in 1,000 years, the only name from this time that will be truly remembered is Rudy Gobert
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
the guy in the snapdragon commercial who uses ai to generate a bedtime story to tell his kids demonstrates that ai is really useful for inventing new and astonishing ways to be a loser
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Calling it right now, Rudy Gobert scores on the wrong basket tonight
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
If you look up “what did Shannon sharpe” it auto fills not to “what did Shannon sharpe do”, but to “what did Shannon Sharpe do NOW”
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
when it comes to golf, golf is the name of the game
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
been watching a lot of motion pictures lately
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
@kvsc881fm.bsky.social “I’m taking a stand, don’t headbutt women” -Brian Moos #hero
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Just got blown out by the cpu in mlb the show and it started playing do better by ab-soul right after I left the game
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Was the arson requirement hoping to bring a new baseball team to Seattle?
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
bluesky signup requirements have relaxed to the point at which a lot of people on here have never committed arson. you used to need either two convictions or eight charges. in rare cases someone in the arson community could vouch for you, but loopholes were rare. now it's essentially a free-for-all
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
reading action bronson lyrics in a british accent to feel something
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Casually comparing myself to Jesus at 1am on a Tuesday because I won an online Madden game by 20
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Jon have you considered an enemy may have laid this as a trap for you hoping you would one day run into it?
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
You’re in her DMs I’m in her bed yelling Westside Gunn adlibs
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I genuinely don’t think I hear Kyler Murray’s name for the entire nfl season
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
That bill from that song is never gonna become a law
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
people talk about "looking for a needle in haystack," but i feel like that would take a long time. needles are small and easy to lose even in the best of circumstances. if one were hidden in a haystack, it seems you'd have to painstakingly sift through every last piece of hay to find it. what a pain
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Bruno Mars didn’t shake his ass in his music video with sexyy red what’s the point of living
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I bet Bob Dylan would like Pusha T
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
bud grant feeding a neighborhood bird he made friends with
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
going outside is so dope when it’s nice out. but inside is cool because that’s where you can plug in your electronics and watch tv shows. so i don’t know. hopefully this post wasted your time in some way
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Why am I getting a degree in journalism
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
This is one of the best songs ever
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Need Virginia Tech to whoop ass
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Someone opened their Spotify wrapped today and saw they were the number one p Diddy fan in the world
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Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
My aunt took a hit off my cart during thanksgiving dinner family feud, not sure how to feel about this yet
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