Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026it’s crazy that baseball has lasted as long as it has without running out of balls. I read on the interwebs that they are only allowed to use the balls they had when they first made the game 1270
Reposted by JoeyJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/04/2026i was pretty suspicious of all the epstein stuff, but that press conference cleared everything up for me. that's the end of that i guess 222379190
Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Sometimes the football will help you draftkings better in the future though 020
Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 15/10/2025I’ll finally be able to discuss the transatlantic cable with my coworkers 010
Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 20/08/2025continuing my revisiting of important sports writing www.rollingstone.com/feature/fear... 010
Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 16/08/2025been watching my dads old YouTube vlogs, can’t wait to ask if I was playing with an American flag at his house consistently at that age or if he just thought it would be funny a few times on camera 110
Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 16/08/2025revisiting the classics www.sbnation.com/a/17776-foot...sbnation.comWhat football will look like in the futureSomething is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. 010
Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 08/08/2025dogma is still both matt damon and ben affleck’s best movie 000
Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 19/07/2025i totally and completely understand why aaron rogers felt he needed to do a darkness retreat and that thought scares me more then anything 000
Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Jon, in this video you said the Rangers beat the Astros 30-3, but in actuality they beat the Orioles 30-3 as it was in Baltimore 010
Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 06/07/2025the rap group Spillage Village has dedicated most of their discography to this premise 000
Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 20/06/2025The worst part about watching late night network tv is that a lot of networks don’t even have people picking episodes to show now, they just play the show in order. You never get a new episode followed by a old episode of family guy, you might just be stuck with new for a night 000
Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Do you guys think tom cruise would be able to hold on to the roof of Lightning McQueen as he races 000
Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 05/06/2025I just filled my mouth with altoids and I don’t remember why 000
Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Baseball commentary is the most beautiful art form on our planet 000
Reposted by JoeyJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/05/2025hello 👋 professional writer here. it's fine to use "your" and "you're" interchangeably. most readers will understand what you're trying to say either way, and you shouldn't have to placate people who won't read between the lines 13936361
Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 12/05/2025There’s no reason every sports broadcast doesn’t have this kind of flair 010
Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 02/05/2025in 1,000 years, the only name from this time that will be truly remembered is Rudy Gobert 030
Reposted by JoeyJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/04/2025the guy in the snapdragon commercial who uses ai to generate a bedtime story to tell his kids demonstrates that ai is really useful for inventing new and astonishing ways to be a loser 384611851
Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Calling it right now, Rudy Gobert scores on the wrong basket tonight 010
Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 25/04/2025If you look up “what did Shannon sharpe” it auto fills not to “what did Shannon sharpe do”, but to “what did Shannon Sharpe do NOW” 000
Reposted by JoeyJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/04/2025when it comes to golf, golf is the name of the game 521968204
Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 08/04/2025@kvsc881fm.bsky.social “I’m taking a stand, don’t headbutt women” -Brian Moos #hero 011
Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Just got blown out by the cpu in mlb the show and it started playing do better by ab-soul right after I left the game 010
Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Was the arson requirement hoping to bring a new baseball team to Seattle? 000
Reposted by JoeyJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/03/2025bluesky signup requirements have relaxed to the point at which a lot of people on here have never committed arson. you used to need either two convictions or eight charges. in rare cases someone in the arson community could vouch for you, but loopholes were rare. now it's essentially a free-for-all 632930402
Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 02/03/2025reading action bronson lyrics in a british accent to feel something 000
Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Casually comparing myself to Jesus at 1am on a Tuesday because I won an online Madden game by 20 000
Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Jon have you considered an enemy may have laid this as a trap for you hoping you would one day run into it? 000
Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 11/02/2025You’re in her DMs I’m in her bed yelling Westside Gunn adlibs 000
Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I genuinely don’t think I hear Kyler Murray’s name for the entire nfl season 000
Reposted by JoeyJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/01/2025people talk about "looking for a needle in haystack," but i feel like that would take a long time. needles are small and easy to lose even in the best of circumstances. if one were hidden in a haystack, it seems you'd have to painstakingly sift through every last piece of hay to find it. what a pain 631918144
Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Bruno Mars didn’t shake his ass in his music video with sexyy red what’s the point of living 000
Reposted by JoeyJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/12/2024going outside is so dope when it’s nice out. but inside is cool because that’s where you can plug in your electronics and watch tv shows. so i don’t know. hopefully this post wasted your time in some way 633547538
Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Someone opened their Spotify wrapped today and saw they were the number one p Diddy fan in the world 000
Joey @joey4udson.bsky.social · 29/11/2024My aunt took a hit off my cart during thanksgiving dinner family feud, not sure how to feel about this yet 000