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Joe West

@joewest.bsky.social
426 followers 495 following 109 posts

Made on equipment shared with milk. He / him.

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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Scrolled by so hard as soon as I saw what you were up to here. I do not come on Bluesky to have to think.
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A terribly great idea!
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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In 2020, we opened a bar in Cambridge, and at the first build out design meeting, I was asked what I wanted it to look like. I said it should have red ceilings and a Dolly Parton bathroom. No one believed me and everyone laughed. And then I said it at the next meeting and everyone laughed again.
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Banana night worked out you guys
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
When do we find out if we’ll do it again??
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Haha my Hamming distance substitution algo remains undefeated
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Equal exchange, everything has a cost
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Total pro
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What did the Pulitzer winning professor think about your work? (Like obviously better than good, but curious on the scale of like really good to transcendent?)
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
You wouldn’t download a car?
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I think he’s just worried it will smear all the makeup he wears (probably a valid concern imho)
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This movie makes so much more sense as a comedy, finally
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This thought had not crossed my mind until just now.. Biden 2029
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
He probably forgot
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Please ask her to teach you how to cartwheel. And make sure to video that, too.
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
How much anthocyanin and elastic acid are in the ice cream?
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Vale @vale.rocks · 19/06/2026
There are only two file formats: disguised zips and renamed text files. JSON? Text. EPUB? Zip. CSV? Text. EXE? Zip. SVG? Text. DOCX? Zip. ICS? Text. APK? Zip.
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It’s funny he called you elusive, because you feel very available and ever present to me. Like I might bump into you anytime and I don’t live anywhere near Somerville.
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Theo Beastly @theopriestley.net · 08/06/2026
We live in the stupidest timeline.
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Thank you for your service. Carrot cake is one of the worst lies in dessert.
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Please make a song and then do it every time www.facebook.com/watch/?v=188...
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21K views · 165 reactions | Cup, cone, or another song? | Apple TV
Cup, cone, or another song?
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Truly an all timer. That said, if I recall correctly, some of Van Riper’s moves were equally ridiculous and absurd hacks (such as the motorcycle messengers having instant transmission capability / not obeying the laws of physics).
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I think it’s allowed because secret service cancels each other out. Basically ex-presidents are the only ones who can do it (why not Bill or the Bush boys tho??)
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It always looks like they made it extra wide, so they could fit more people up there in the ensemble
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Call J Walter Weatherman youtu.be/pWdpB-OYtO4
youtu.be
Arrested Development - Lessons
YouTube video by Michelle Leung
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
The number I saw is $1-2 / barrel but obviously depends on size of the tanker and what it’s hauling.
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Haha and just before dawn we will be reformed, forever cursed to try again
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
This was a great conversation.
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
One of the more quasi-infamous Effective Altruism projects is to reduce the suffering of shrimp.
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Oh yah totally reasonable, I thought you might be just going for a joy ride / shop
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Are you driving to the one in view of your house??
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Makes sense, that’s what I would figure as well.
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
@rickwebb.net re ibuprofen: did you buy 36000 gel caps or dusty tablets?
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Inside you there are two wolves
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John Wiseman @lemonodor.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
You can tell from the web design of the GPS Operations Center that it's foundational infrastructure for the entire modern world. (Via @berthub.eu) gwcc-ws.cce.af.mil/gpsoc/
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
A text message conversation:

Player 1: Just saw a TikTok that said this is just the soft opening of 2026. It starts Monday officially

Player 2: Haha

Player 2: A little warm up
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
More than doubling in a day, at this rate we’re on track for 137 trillion seconds longer after 30 days
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be
A photo of an MTA sign from the subway explaining the FM swap, with a logo showing the F and M lines swapping places via crisscrossing arrows.
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Behold, you have somehow discovered musical Malort
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Can you put some candy corns in it?
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Sorry AI said so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Lol what a classic human programmer move “ooh might need to do more stuff in the future, better make some general purpose classes”
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
media.tenor.com
a football player with the word patriots on his shirt
Alt: A meme of a football player with the word patriots on his shirt, saying “they had us in the first half, not gonna lie”
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 24/11/2025
Internet Archive has archived all the stories declaring the Internet Archive dead
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
If Jurassic Park was real they would let rich people eat the dinosaurs
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Just a little time out
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Gonna feel like a real piece of shit if it turns out he has a pose-able wooden hand IRL
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
What is going on with his fingers? Did AI do this? Is he intentionally Pinocchio’ing himself?
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
ICE employees?
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Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Ooh check this out if you like shows: tv.apple.com/us/show/sunn...
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Watch Sunny - Apple TV
The life of an American woman living in Kyoto, Japan, is upended when her husband and son disappear in a mysterious plane crash. As consolation, she’s…
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