Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Scrolled by so hard as soon as I saw what you were up to here. I do not come on Bluesky to have to think. 021
Reposted by Joe WestAaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 26/08/2026In 2020, we opened a bar in Cambridge, and at the first build out design meeting, I was asked what I wanted it to look like. I said it should have red ceilings and a Dolly Parton bathroom. No one believed me and everyone laughed. And then I said it at the next meeting and everyone laughed again. 117734
Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Haha my Hamming distance substitution algo remains undefeated 010
Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 05/08/2026What did the Pulitzer winning professor think about your work? (Like obviously better than good, but curious on the scale of like really good to transcendent?) 110
Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I think he’s just worried it will smear all the makeup he wears (probably a valid concern imho) 001
Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 17/07/2026This movie makes so much more sense as a comedy, finally 020
Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 14/07/2026This thought had not crossed my mind until just now.. Biden 2029 000
Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Please ask her to teach you how to cartwheel. And make sure to video that, too. 120
Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 26/06/2026How much anthocyanin and elastic acid are in the ice cream? 110
Reposted by Joe WestVale @vale.rocks · 19/06/2026There are only two file formats: disguised zips and renamed text files. JSON? Text. EPUB? Zip. CSV? Text. EXE? Zip. SVG? Text. DOCX? Zip. ICS? Text. APK? Zip. 451064264
Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 11/06/2026It’s funny he called you elusive, because you feel very available and ever present to me. Like I might bump into you anytime and I don’t live anywhere near Somerville. 110
Reposted by Joe WestTheo Beastly @theopriestley.net · 08/06/2026We live in the stupidest timeline. 91101001525
Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Thank you for your service. Carrot cake is one of the worst lies in dessert. 110
Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Please make a song and then do it every time www.facebook.com/watch/?v=188...facebook.com21K views · 165 reactions | Cup, cone, or another song? | Apple TVCup, cone, or another song? 110
Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Truly an all timer. That said, if I recall correctly, some of Van Riper’s moves were equally ridiculous and absurd hacks (such as the motorcycle messengers having instant transmission capability / not obeying the laws of physics). 020
Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I think it’s allowed because secret service cancels each other out. Basically ex-presidents are the only ones who can do it (why not Bill or the Bush boys tho??) 020
Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 03/05/2026It always looks like they made it extra wide, so they could fit more people up there in the ensemble 010
Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Call J Walter Weatherman youtu.be/pWdpB-OYtO4youtu.beArrested Development - LessonsYouTube video by Michelle Leung 110
Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 08/04/2026The number I saw is $1-2 / barrel but obviously depends on size of the tanker and what it’s hauling. 000
Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Haha and just before dawn we will be reformed, forever cursed to try again 020
Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 11/02/2026One of the more quasi-infamous Effective Altruism projects is to reduce the suffering of shrimp. 140
Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Oh yah totally reasonable, I thought you might be just going for a joy ride / shop 020
Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 21/01/2026@rickwebb.net re ibuprofen: did you buy 36000 gel caps or dusty tablets? 100
Reposted by Joe WestJohn Wiseman @lemonodor.bsky.social · 09/01/2026You can tell from the web design of the GPS Operations Center that it's foundational infrastructure for the entire modern world. (Via @berthub.eu) gwcc-ws.cce.af.mil/gpsoc/ 35811
Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 22/12/2025More than doubling in a day, at this rate we’re on track for 137 trillion seconds longer after 30 days 110
Reposted by Joe WestJulia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be 524279822
Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Lol what a classic human programmer move “ooh might need to do more stuff in the future, better make some general purpose classes” 000
Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 25/11/2025media.tenor.coma football player with the word patriots on his shirtAlt: A meme of a football player with the word patriots on his shirt, saying “they had us in the first half, not gonna lie” 000
Reposted by Joe WestJason Scott @textfiles.com · 24/11/2025Internet Archive has archived all the stories declaring the Internet Archive dead 27712
Reposted by Joe WestPhil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 18/11/2025If Jurassic Park was real they would let rich people eat the dinosaurs 1311816
Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Gonna feel like a real piece of shit if it turns out he has a pose-able wooden hand IRL 051
Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 10/11/2025What is going on with his fingers? Did AI do this? Is he intentionally Pinocchio’ing himself? 110
Joe West @joewest.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Ooh check this out if you like shows: tv.apple.com/us/show/sunn...tv.apple.comWatch Sunny - Apple TVThe life of an American woman living in Kyoto, Japan, is upended when her husband and son disappear in a mysterious plane crash. As consolation, she’s… 010