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@joetheshow.bsky.social
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Joe @joetheshow.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
I’m looking at 3D tours of houses on Zillow. I found one I really like. Any chance a wealthy cash pig follows me here and wants to send me $400,000 to buy it? 🥺👉👈
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Joe @joetheshow.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
Reskeet with a perfect album that came out when you were 16 Funnily enough, their follow up album came out the same day as my 16th birthday. September 27th!
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 17/11/2023
I fucking love closing this app and immediately reopening it because my brain is fully broken
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Joe @joetheshow.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
Survivor 45 really is not going my way 😭 My winner-pick was voted out in the last episode and it doesn’t look too good for my other fave 😬
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Joe @joetheshow.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
Is “My Dom said no” a good enough excuse to get out of plans I don’t want to do? 🤔
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IT Ghey, the muscle hamster @itghey.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
I actually don't want to climb any corporate ladders. I don't care about job titles. I don't need accolades. I just want to have income to fund my lifestyle, not be depressed, help other people, and be around good humans. That's it.
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Simon @simonstirling.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
still ordering ice coffee in november
tilda swinton ice queen
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Joe @joetheshow.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
So I guess we are changing the clocks this fall 😭 I thought they were doing away with it but I guess not. I hate it. Dreading the fact that it will be dark out when I get out of work every day 😖
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Joe @joetheshow.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
Britney’s book sold 1.1 million in just the US first week 🤯 I’ve been dealing with so much stuff this week I haven’t been able to read it, despite getting it the day it came out 😭
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Joe @joetheshow.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
Justin from this show is so fucking hot 😭 I want him to win. SPOILER - I’m on episode 5 and SK opening the crate that said “You are Eliminated” had me SHOOK! 😳
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Joe @joetheshow.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
I’m watching Surviving Paradise on Netflix. I really like the concept of the show but I hate how overproduced Netflix reality shows are.
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Joe @joetheshow.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
❌NES ❌SNES ✅N64 ❌GameCube ✅Wii ❌Wii U ✅Switch ❌Gameboy ✅Gameboy Color ✅Gameboy Advance ❌Nintendo DS ❌Nintendo DSi ❌Nintendo 3DS ❌Nintendo 2DS ❌Sega Genesis ❌Sega Saturn ❌Sega Dreamcast ✅PS1 ✅PS2 ✅PS3 ✅PS4 ✅PS5 ✅PSP ❌PSVita ❌Xbox ❌Xbox 360 ❌Xbox One ❌Series X/S ✅PC
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Joe @joetheshow.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
I wanted to buy a replica MTV Moonman for my shelf thinking it would be cute… had no clue they go for hundreds of dollars 🤯 Do people even care that much about the VMAs? Or are these for people like me with the nostalgia for turn of the century MTV?
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Joe @joetheshow.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
Not Britney releasing a full soundtrack to this movie 20 years later 🙌 The 3 new remixes are bops too!
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Joe @joetheshow.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
“Please love me” 🥺
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Joe @joetheshow.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
I hope everyone is having a good night! ☺️
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Joe @joetheshow.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
I wish there were more concerts in my area. I feel like any time I want to go to a concert, it has to become an overnight thing. 😫
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Joe @joetheshow.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
She is allowed to commit all the tax crimes she wants after putting out this song. 🔥
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Joe @joetheshow.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
I want it now 🥺
An Amazon screenshot of my pre-order of Britney Spears’ memoir, “The Woman in Me”
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Joe @joetheshow.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
Has anyone ever bought cologne from Amazon? They have my favorite for a good amount cheaper than I would find at Macy’s. I fear about getting a dupe/fake. But it’s shipped and sold by Amazon. 🤔
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Joe @joetheshow.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
Ugh I’m annoyed because it was on the side of my foot above the heel and only hurts when I walk on it. So I had to take it easy today and rest. But I had shit to do today 😭 Which means tomorrow will be hectic lol
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Joe @joetheshow.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
Do you guys ever get a bruise where you don’t know how you got it? I have this huge bruise on my foot and have no idea how it happened 🥴
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Joe @joetheshow.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
Best Buy is discontinuing physical media in 2024 😭 I still love buying physical copies and box sets of movies, TV shows and even games 🥺
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Joe @joetheshow.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
Out of work! Starting my 3 day weekend by picking up a large pizza and catching up on my reality shows. Got new episodes of Survivor, The Amazing Race, and The Challenge waiting for me 🤩
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Joe @joetheshow.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
I just ordered this shelf for my room, it’s coming on Saturday! 😁 I’m excited!
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Joe @joetheshow.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
Julie Chen naming her memoir “But first, God” feels like a 30 Rock bit.
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Joe @joetheshow.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
Now that we are all zombies, what should we do first?
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Joe @joetheshow.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
If I can just get through this week, I will have a 3 day weekend. I love this time of year, so many days off because of holidays. Last year work gave us a full week off for Christmas. I’m hoping for the same this year 🤞
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
Youth pastor voice: You know who else “locked” Himself away from temptation?
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Tucker (big/boobs) @electricwarlock.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
Women weren't allowed to take out credit cards until 1974 and you could be barred from credit cards if you were gay in the 80s and 90s, so it's actually very feminist and pro-LGBT of me to have a maxed out credit card
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Joe @joetheshow.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
Me (the small guy) and who?
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Joe @joetheshow.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
Monday… again 😭 but at least this upcoming weekend is a three day weekend. Fuck Christopher Columbus though 🖕 We’ll be celebrating Indigenous Peoples' Day this weekend instead.
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Joe @joetheshow.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
My places of worship
TargetNewbury ComicsCrate & BarrelBath and Body Works
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Joe @joetheshow.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
This was really hard… not in any particular order because it would be even harder to rank them! Miss You Much If Black Cat What About I Get Lonely Rhythm Nation Sexhibition Rope Burn Son of a Gun Doesn’t Really Matter
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Joe @joetheshow.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
I also watched The Amazing Race premiere. It’s not a show I usually watch, I’ve only seen probably about 6 or 7 seasons of it. But I figured I’d try and get back into it. I really liked the premiere episode! I kinda like mostly everyone though. The gay couple is cute tho so they’re my favorites 🥹
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Joe @joetheshow.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
What did ya’ll look like 10 years ago From my old ass tumblr account. This was the closest I ever was to being a twink 🫣
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Joe @joetheshow.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
Anyone on here watching Survivor? Emily coming for Bruce’s neck minute into the season and FOR WHAT? Why? 😭 I like the lawyer from Boston (but that may just be me thristing for him). Decent premiere, but hate that it ended in a quit.
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Joe @joetheshow.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
Sitting at my desk at work and thinking about an American Dad bit and trying not to giggle to myself. 🤭
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Joe @joetheshow.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
Can it please be the weekend already? 🥺
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Joe @joetheshow.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
Checking Twitter and the first thing I see today is Folsom discourse. *logs out* *deletes app*
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