Simon @simonstirling.bsky.social · 25/06/2026this being outside the office door…. am i in the backrooms game 081
Simon @simonstirling.bsky.social · 01/06/2026well i just found out people aren’t born with allergies 010
Simon @simonstirling.bsky.social · 13/04/2026not a flex but hilarious that 15yo me was watching made in chelsea and now i see mark francis on the regular at work 060
Simon @simonstirling.bsky.social · 23/03/2026thank you @cdbaby.com for adding Tonguetied to your Electronic playlist ⚡️⚡️⚡️ 010
Simon @simonstirling.bsky.social · 23/03/2026overly affectionate straight couples on the morning tube should be a fineable offence 070
Simon @simonstirling.bsky.social · 20/03/2026silk sonic , silkworm , silk pyjamas , you guys have ruined it all 020
Simon @simonstirling.bsky.social · 13/03/2026one month since Tonguetied came out 🫶🏼 have a listen x open.spotify.com/track/2vqLN7...open.spotify.comTonguetied 041
Simon @simonstirling.bsky.social · 04/03/2026thank you to whoever is in leeds playing my new song 50 times a day 💘 040
Simon @simonstirling.bsky.social · 01/03/2026i went to a talk about preserving traditional british arts/crafts and the researcher told us that during the project three people died before he could interview them and the remaining specific knowledge of their skills had died with them. support the arts ❤️ 080
Simon @simonstirling.bsky.social · 22/02/2026the industry fumbling raye and her exploding with success after should be made into a movie 010
Simon @simonstirling.bsky.social · 17/02/2026might be cold as fuck but feels like spring is trying to break through 030
Simon @simonstirling.bsky.social · 13/02/2026out now ☺️ open.spotify.com/track/2vqLN7...open.spotify.comTonguetied 040
Simon @simonstirling.bsky.social · 30/01/2026i’m upset that we’ve had to witness barry keoghan’s new haircut. in january of all months 050
Simon @simonstirling.bsky.social · 21/01/2026timeline refreshing before i can click on the hot guys profile is homophobic 0110
Simon @simonstirling.bsky.social · 21/01/2026kinda stan bebe rexha now and i have no basis for why 020
Simon @simonstirling.bsky.social · 19/01/2026not to be a hater but i am being subjected to the beatles on repeat for hours on end 2150
Simon @simonstirling.bsky.social · 18/01/2026i know addison rae is grinding away somewhere writing sexy summer songs 030
Simon @simonstirling.bsky.social · 13/01/2026to the person in Burgaw, NC who is streaming my music every day — i see you and ily 020
Simon @simonstirling.bsky.social · 02/12/2025i went on a run eight years ago so i never need to go again 0122
Simon @simonstirling.bsky.social · 02/12/2025artists are looking too *good* in their album artwork bring back messy and weird covers 060
Simon @simonstirling.bsky.social · 01/12/2025is claggy a real word or just something that sounds like what it is 140
Simon @simonstirling.bsky.social · 14/11/2025uploaded my first spotify wrapped message and realised i’m the most awkward person on earth 040
Simon @simonstirling.bsky.social · 11/11/2025missed out on the lily allen tour but mighty hoopla is secured 😌 020
Simon @simonstirling.bsky.social · 08/11/2025chickens listening to their favourite autumn album yolklore 080
Simon @simonstirling.bsky.social · 06/11/2025everytime a guy writes a song he’s a cowboy he’s a gaylor 070
Simon @simonstirling.bsky.social · 28/10/2025lily allen voice sounding like pure icee on pussy palace 090
Simon @simonstirling.bsky.social · 27/10/2025has it ever actually even been this dark ever ????? 4181
Simon @simonstirling.bsky.social · 24/10/2025listening to the new lily album and holy shit she is telling this story in DETAIL 030
Simon @simonstirling.bsky.social · 15/10/2025shed a single tear of sadness upon sight of a wealthy middle aged man wearing heeled chelsea boots 060
Simon @simonstirling.bsky.social · 14/10/2025the way you can tell charli xcx is actually interested in making original forms of artistry. exploring what modernity is and pushing the needle forward in how artists operate in an industry which values content/popularity. trailblazing queen! 061
