Joe @joethemo.bsky.social · 9hSometimes you gotta be basic and get mall food court chinese for lunch 😋 030
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Joe @joethemo.bsky.social · 23hIt always bugged me that Xander changed during Halloween, all he bought at Ethans was a toy gun 000
Joe @joethemo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Ready or Not 2 was fun but i was getting legit pissed that it took more than half the movie before either protagonist picked up a fucking weapon 100
Joe @joethemo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026...do i want a potato pizza???static.klipy.comLittle Girl Declares 'I am a Carbatarian'Alt: Little Girl Declares 'I am a Carbatarian' 020
Joe @joethemo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Every time a certain follower posts their massive cock all i wanna do is turn into the sluttiest bottom and let him destroy me til i cant even talk 110
Joe @joethemo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I should really pack for my friends house this weekend instead of sitting around doing nothing 🤷 000
Joe @joethemo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Glad I remembered to shut my alarm off before bed. Dont wanna be waking up at 7:30 on my day off 000
Joe @joethemo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If i had a dollar for every time i injured myself walking into a wall, I'd have enough money to replace all my walls with padding. In other news, my fucking shoulder is killing me 😭 000
Joe @joethemo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026For being a monster of the week, Some Assembly Required is a really deep, depressing episode 010
Reposted by JoeWaterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026very humbling to have to message someone “I may have overpromised with all the dirty talk…” 6812
Joe @joethemo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'm excited but mostly nervous that Grounded is adding a centipede. These things are one of two things in the world I'm afraid of 😬 000
Joe @joethemo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I refuse to turn my heat on but it's so chilly in my apartment 000
Joe @joethemo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'm losing my shit every time someone talks about someone leaving or departing...they were fucking fired, stop talking like it was a choice 000
Joe @joethemo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I've remembered to floss everyday for the last two weeks. Please clap. 140
Joe @joethemo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I was doing good all morning then fatigue hit like a truck 😴 000
Joe @joethemo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I want several of my followers to do terrible, unspeakable things to me 010
Joe @joethemo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Talent Shows are such a popular trope in media but did anyone actually have one growing up?? I've never heard of a school actually putting on a show 010
Joe @joethemo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I love when someone parks over the line then glares at you while struggling to get out of their car. This is a you problem ma'am 000
Joe @joethemo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My father took me to see Jurassic Park on my 6th birthday and I remember the kitchen scene scaring me so much I criedstatic.klipy.comJurassic Park Velociraptor Peeks Through DoorAlt: Jurassic Park Velociraptor Peeks Through Door 020
Joe @joethemo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I told myself no skips on this Buffy marathon but I really dont wanna watch Teacher's Pet 010
Joe @joethemo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I love almost getting hit by a cop driving on the wrong side of the road 😐 wonder how that fucker would've spun it to make it my fault if he actually would've hit me 010
Joe @joethemo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I laugh every time i see that "doomsday will feature 6 major deaths" post as if infinity war didn't wipe out most of the main cast and you know, half the universe 010
