Reposted by FartMs Rari 瑞瑞 🐳✨ @vernbose.bsky.social · 18/12/2025trading my son for a perc 30 i got from trumpRx 031
Reposted by FartMs Rari 瑞瑞 🐳✨ @vernbose.bsky.social · 09/01/2026hard steel stallion smoking a chunghwa 041
Reposted by FartFart @joesphsmith.bsky.social · 28/01/20252025 cutting out all the toxic friends who constantly accuse me of being homosexual. 112
Reposted by Fartlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/04/2025less than ten trans women tried to play collegiate sports and now the car dealership class gets to crash the global economy and set up sweatshops in the midwest 59121262525
Reposted by Fart✪pal @black0pal.bsky.social · 04/02/2025This is who is making bitches quiver in their boots btw 071
Reposted by FartIzzo @bigizzothemadtitan.bsky.social · 04/02/2025How dare they do that to you? Whoever that is definitely sounds like a weirdo who has a partner that self pleasures in a grocery store at 2am during their late night shift and also stinks 031
Fart @joesphsmith.bsky.social · 04/02/2025HELLP ITS 2001 SEPTEMBER 11th I AL STUCK UNDERNEATH THE COLLAPSED SOUTH TOWER….like for a tbh 030
Reposted by FartIzzo @bigizzothemadtitan.bsky.social · 04/02/2025I said it once and I’ll say it again Shane is bitch made and so is anyone that fucks with him 032
Fart @joesphsmith.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Guys do NOT ask people “like for a tbh” they will just block you….TBH you SUCK and you SMELL BAD and you look WEIRD and are a HUGE MEANIE BO BEANIE 161
Fart @joesphsmith.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Clips of the discord yelling at me for not being able to log into steam while Adrianne Lenker plays 000
Fart @joesphsmith.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Talking about anime with boys: “WOAH DUDE THAT FIGHT WAS SO DICK I CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT EPISODE THE ANIMATION AS SO CLEAN” Talking about anime with girls “I’d bounce on his shit so hard they would need to sedate me to get off I’m jerking that shit raw, I’m milking years off his life out his cock” 031
Fart @joesphsmith.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Going band for band with Karl Marx got me weeping and sobbing for the proletariat. Their struggles, our struggles are numerous 000
Fart @joesphsmith.bsky.social · 28/01/20252025 cutting out all the toxic friends who constantly accuse me of being homosexual. 112
Fart @joesphsmith.bsky.social · 28/01/2025It’s so freeing when that one friend finally admits wrong doing 110
Fart @joesphsmith.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Work mind virus put me in a trance woke up to tummy covered in sticky and two dude fucking the shit out of each other on my phone. Why psychiatrist do I need to go to to fix this 010
Fart @joesphsmith.bsky.social · 26/01/2025My iPhone cable breaking can’t believe I’m gonna have to jerk a dude off to afford a new one. Why is this piece of shit cord $19 000
Fart @joesphsmith.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Honestly Miku fortnite day has been amazing, all my gay friends have been to busy too make fun of me 020
Fart @joesphsmith.bsky.social · 12/01/2025I’m basque and bi-curious I need to be shot in the fucking head 010
Fart @joesphsmith.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Laying phenomenal pipe while Playing never gonna give you up so they have to deal with the horror of wanting to fuck a cornball like me again 010
Fart @joesphsmith.bsky.social · 12/01/2025ISO twink malewife who will make me banana bread and puts out regularly 020
Fart @joesphsmith.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Joesph smith could’ve had like 80 twink husbands but he chose to be a pedophile instead 000
Fart @joesphsmith.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Someone said I would make a great bear husband to a little twink and while I appreciate the sentiment I am NOT GAY I LIKE VAGINA MORE THAN I LIKE WIENER 010
Fart @joesphsmith.bsky.social · 10/01/2025I can’t be gay I don’t even know how to plate a charcuterie board 020
Fart @joesphsmith.bsky.social · 10/01/2025I didnt even finish to the gay porn I was watching I switched back to boobs before I busted IM STRAIGHT 000
Fart @joesphsmith.bsky.social · 10/01/2025I haven’t had sec with a man so I’m not gay but one time I saw the tip of a rather attractive man’s penis and my heart did flutter 000
Fart @joesphsmith.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Hey guys I’m not gay I don’t know why anyone would think that, I am a straight cis man 010
Fart @joesphsmith.bsky.social · 07/01/2025I want to witness this like the messy divorce my parents refuse to have 000
Fart @joesphsmith.bsky.social · 07/01/2025I’m gonna be so honest guys if you put even the most mid breakfast sandwich between me and a 100 dudes who need to be sucked off…..let’s just say there’s gonna be a lot of spitting cuz I ain’t trying to spoil my appetite 030
Fart @joesphsmith.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Sorry guys I stopped smoking weed and started reading books. No longer funny just self reflecting and annoying about it 010
Fart @joesphsmith.bsky.social · 05/01/2025I’m up in her shit going basque mode (banging rocks together and making primal grunts) 021
Fart @joesphsmith.bsky.social · 03/01/2025They should invent a job that doesn’t make you want to blow your brains out 010
Fart @joesphsmith.bsky.social · 02/01/2025File OSHA complaints against your employer, I’m being so serious rn. If you look at something and think “that can’t be totally safe” look up the regulations on it and file a complaint. It’s so much fun watching your boss sweat over a mountain of paperwork figuring out how to unfuck himself 000
Fart @joesphsmith.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Waking up to go to a 12 hour shift has me wanting to enlist so I can go get my shit fucked up by an IED 000
Fart @joesphsmith.bsky.social · 02/01/2025I got so drunk last night I changed all my profile shit and forgot 010
Fart @joesphsmith.bsky.social · 02/01/2025I like when apps try to make me reconsider posting hate comments. Like no I meant what I said 000
Fart @joesphsmith.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Shawty pulled out the strap on, call that shit impossible burger the way her meat ain’t real 051
Fart @joesphsmith.bsky.social · 28/12/2024I be up in her ear muttering prophetic visions, I be up in her shit crazy style foretelling coming calamities, she be screaming in euphoria while I be screaming to the town trying to get them to change their ways lest the gods smite them 020
