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Joe Shoemaker

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"I don't get into politics" Anything involving more than two people *is* politics. Grow up.

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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 16h
This is why I used to joke that every Republican's favorite punk rock super group was Me First and the Gimme Gimmes.
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Nick Miroff @nickmiroff.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
NEW: ICE is trying to deport a mother of 4 while her husband is at Fort Benning in Army basic training. When she went to pick up the family's military IDs, Navy personnel turned her over to ICE. She's been in the US since age six. With @nancyayoussef.bsky.social www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
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He Joined the Military. They Reported His Wife to ICE.
When a soldier’s wife went to pick up her military ID at a base in Texas, ICE officers showed up.
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 21h
I just said that to my partner via text!
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 23h
Oliver is going to want to see this horse. Just how fuckable is this horse?
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 23h
When John Oliver goes on about finding horses attractive, I get that it's a bit. This, this is odd.
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Yeah, that's not flying, that's a fucking Hotwheel. If the track were orange I would think Mattel could sue.
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
It's often said that most people don't know the time they are living in, but this one feels fucking dark in this country. I am beyond exhausted living in the alternate 1985 timeline where Biff owns a casino.
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Hahaha
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Dark. True, but fucking dark.
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Firefighters are having pot shots being taken at them?
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Didn't he play Blaze on Burnin' Love?
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Maine Newsroom @mainenewsroom.com · 12/10/2026
10/12 Troy Jackson's campaign goes up with an unconventional ad on Mainers’ heating costs #maine #MEpolitics
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Cheetahs have never been recorded attacking, let alone kill, a human. Also, they meow. All the other big cats roar. Cheetahs meow.
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It will also not help the price of diesel at all.
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yup.
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Did he ask who he could enslave first?
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This made me sick to read.
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have no bones to pick with Shough. Kellen Moore does not have the dawg in him that Payton did
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kellen Moore isn't it. I'm going to go ahead and say it. I was ready for Payton to be fired after 7 seasons for not adapting, but at least Payton has a dawg in him for a fight. I see what Moore is doing on the sideline and I don't see an ounce of fight. An ounce of want to.
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And this game is over. Saints may be close after we score some garbage points. And by close I mean we still lose by two scores.
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As a Saints fan, I get that. Between us, it ain't over til it's over. Your guys look really good tonight.
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've been saying AG appointment since his first speaking indictment of trump. Since then I've moved towards he stays there until it is fully molded in the methods he uses.
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Lions window looks like it closed in the middle of last season.
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The afternoon games playing in Texas? Both of their teams played each other in the morning game.
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They didn't trade Brees, they let him walk in free agency. He met with the Saints and the Dolphins. Dolphins thought he was cooked, they haven't won much since then.
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As an atheist I find all of the Abrahamic religions ridiculous, but this level of hatred seems specific.
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I agree with that.
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That seems like a forest/trees misunderstanding.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thanks for that
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Star Trek TNG: Picard's 'Four Lights' Defiance
ALT: Star Trek TNG: Picard's 'Four Lights' Defiance
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Because he's the worst.
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bale sounds like he enjoyed the research on AL Davis. All the sleaze.
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I thought about your post in the 4th quarter and said 'damn, he got close'
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's funny and helped me with it, because all I hear is Nic speaking after a couple of concussions.
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As a Saints fan, I'm actually enjoying this beat down the Falcons are putting on the Packers simply because everything about Green Bay is just so insufferable.
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Imagine your pain as a white ball of healing light.
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It means they will hold the next Democrat president to account for this.
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You guys got money.
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is there a reason this look like Chris Walken?
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Unbelievable. I mean I believe, but unreal.
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The only state to secede from a country *twice* in order to keep slaves.
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Of course.
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's well known that the only colour of fabric sold in Ireland is green. Right? This is correct?
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Even a 7 year old, I immediately knew Frank Burns was a stick in the mud.
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
How many times did Che Guevara get into heaven? Must have been one helluva dude.
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Wow.
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Good for him
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Chastity diaper?
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Our country, as it is right now, would not exist. He's right. Only a fucking lunatic would do what he's done the past two years. You don't have to hand it to him.
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Joe Shoemaker @joesho.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Well, that's bad fucking news.
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