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Joe Paul

@joepaul1.bsky.social
799 followers 114 following 2.3K posts

Unfrozen Caveman Accountant, construction industry professional, snarky. Owner of this wacky pup. I won’t be supporting any Dem Candidate in 2026 or 2028 that does not vocally support aggressive prosecution of the Trumps and seizure of their assets.

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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“Cause for concern”. Feels like the appeasement policies of 2008-2016 all over again.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Letterkenny Hockey Team in Locker Room
ALT: Letterkenny Hockey Team in Locker Room
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Very on brand.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m voting for the upheaval that leads to that outcome. Let the bodies hit the floor.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One step closer to him dying penniless behind bars.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Instead of laying bets, he should be working to ensure the peaceful transfer. What a maroon.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tillis is still a clown schlepping for Trump, despite anything else he says. What a turd.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wait til they find out they get to pay taxes on the $500 checks.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
lol. Accountant 2: The Taxman Cometh Accountant 2: Death and Taxes Accountant 2: Deductible Boogaloo. I can do this all day.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Accountant. Also the Accountant Two, but like twice as much.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I want to try one piece!
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We can have a control group. We can not hit my neighbor Dan Kennedy with a truck.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just want a little actual pumpkin. 2-3 slices total of pumpkin pie between 10/15 and 11/30 every year and that should do it. Whip cream optional.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bro I’d stay off them the day before as well. Hangry-posting isn’t especially healthy.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dude. You wrote that summary. Not too late to delete it all and rethink your life choices.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bro you need to sit down.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Haha friend welcome to Kyler Murray football.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“I…uh…didn’t come here with pants and I, uh, I’m not leaving here with pants”. Either Mayor Quimby from The Simpsons or something I hallucinated in 2002. Either way I say it all the time.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For-profit Insurance needs to go.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What the actual fuck is this.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why is the US government paying for Trump fluff commercials during NFL games.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let’s fucking go.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lol. Democrats cleaning up Republican messes since what, 1960?
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Four hours seems a bit long. I might buy tix any way.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why does this have to be four hours. I’d go see it at 90 minutes.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the mid-90s film we deserved but never got.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I always get this movie mixed up with “Kuffs”. I didn’t see either movie. Which one had Jim Belushi in it.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Holy crap Old Yeller. Great there goes my Saturday.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I guess there is enough stuff out there that, having already been thru WTRFG, Marley & Me, I am Legend, and The Beastmaster, I can get by just fine without watching another dog get fridged to advance somebody else’s character arc. I can choose what entertains me now.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can’t walk over any grates any time ever without griping everything tightly to be sure nothing falls between the cracks.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bro. That seems like an insignificant hill to die on.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes. Yes it would. Also, most of the big transpo hubs on the East and West coast have to import foreign fuel…which will become even more expensive when those sources are diverted to backfill the fuel we are no longer going to be sending from the refineries in the Gulf of Mexico. So Dumb.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Of course that doesn’t do anything for the existential dread, but start with something small and work up to it.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Okay bear with me - try a nightguard. I used to wear out my fillings and wake up with aching jaws every day. The night guard took a bit to get used to but dang it has paid off.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s as if the concept of supply and demand is some big mystery that hasn’t been exhaustively studied for decades.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lol I thought we were a free market. No subsidies or corporate welfare at all.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why democrats don’t show the debt and deficit with Trump in every ad is beyond me. Same with Covid. They are so dumb.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tell them to get in line.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
100% I am more than willing to pay a premium for Trump-free radio.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can we time travel this back to 2016.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fucking finally.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Who could have predicted this.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hahah I read the first one. As a sci-fi fan I had to. It was a good fiction idea, executed poorly…it felt like it was written by someone who had heard about books but never actually read one.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hey, look who is still complicit.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sounds like a good argument for universal healthcare.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“We’ve classified 1100 new things as terrorist attacks so we can avoid that pesky due process”
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Seems legit.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every political ad from a Dem should feature the current debt and deficit.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
God let’s fucking go.
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