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Joe Paul

@joepaul1.bsky.social
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Unfrozen Caveman Accountant, construction industry professional, snarky. Owner of this wacky pup. I won’t be supporting any Dem Candidate in 2026 or 2028 that does not vocally support aggressive prosecution of the Trumps and seizure of their assets.

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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Accountant. Also the Accountant Two, but like twice as much.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“I…uh…didn’t come here with pants and I, uh, I’m not leaving here with pants”. Either Mayor Quimby from The Simpsons or something I hallucinated in 2002. Either way I say it all the time.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why is the US government paying for Trump fluff commercials during NFL games.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Four hours seems a bit long. I might buy tix any way.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every political ad from a Dem should feature the current debt and deficit.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wishing everyone a Happy Hegseth Holiday for those who celebrate. (Mike Johnson put Congress in recess to avoid the Hegseth impeachment vote).
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Edible but maybe not palatable. Golden Earwig Elton Johnnycakes ZZ Top Sirloin Fleetwood Mac and Cheese Hall and Oate Bran Bachman Turnover Bruce Hornsby and the Free Range Dexy’s Midnight Ruffles The Four Top Ramens Gold Chicken Finger Iggy Pop Rocks
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Before the end of 2001 my Top 40 radio station in rural Arizona was playing “Proud to Be An American “ with GWB sound bites mixed in between the lyrics. We played it more than we had played “My Heart Will Go On” with Titanic soundbites in 1997.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is so on the nose it hurts.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reveling in it- I’ve spent the last twenty years getting good at what I do, and now I get to enjoy doing it and not constantly feel like an imposter ( only occasionally).
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I was an appointment setter for a video dating service. I cold called locals out of the phone book to convince them to meet with a video dating consultant with the goal of making a dating profile video. And I was pretty fucking good at it.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I am awfully tired of my phone easedropping on me while it’s in my pocket.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I could swear there was an issue of the X-Men spinoff Excalibur featuring the German versions of the Excalibur team in a mock up of Excalibur #1 but I can’t find it or maybe it’s just the acid talking.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
That’s the most Trump gas ever.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Dems should have been shouting this from the rooftops for the last thirty years, but instead they just wring their hands. Happy workers with stable jobs, healthcare, education, roads and homes build a great economy and Republicans just don’t get that.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I literally have been telling the same dad joke about chickens for thirty years, so let us have fun sometimes.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The Father, The Son, the Holy Spirit, a loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butter. Mommy, I remembered! I remembered!
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The Father, The Son, the Holy Spirit, wallet and watch.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A muffin can be very filling.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Meet my inspiration to become an accountant.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 24/08/2026
Fuck the Supreme Court and do whatever it fucking takes to vote in this election. Have a plan and a back up plan because the GOP plan is to keep you from voting.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Cat Videos + kids falling off of bikes. If I could get a supercut of cats knocking kids off bikes I’d just be happy to never use my eyeballs on anything ever again.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
312 Six for Fighting Tools Illinois (Chicago) Massachusetts (Boston) Arizona (Phoenix) Dairy (Cream)
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Fuck the AZ Supreme Court But also…who paid for/coordinated this signature effort? School voucher reform advocates admit defeat after Arizona Supreme Court ruling www.azfamily.com/2026/08/18/s...
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School voucher reform advocates admit defeat after Arizona Supreme Court ruling
Education advocates are waving the white flag for their ballot measure after Tuesday's Arizona Supreme Court ruling over signatures.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Holy cow this was a great read. It had a very “Asimov” feel to it…. At its core a mystery wrapped with some crazy mind-blowing mechanics. Also you could tell it was originally serialized, which definitely brought me back to Asimov. What a blast of a read! share.libbyapp.com/title/11510073
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There Is No Antimemetics Division
NATIONAL BESTSELLER • Humanity is under assault by malevolent “antimemes” - ideas that attack memory, identity, and the fabric of reality itself - in this whip-smart tale of science-fiction horror, an...
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Cane’s coleslaw is a social experiment. Every time you sub for bread they mildly electrocute a stranger in the next room.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
William S Burroughs and no I won’t be wearing pants.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This is the best thing I’ve read on the internet today (including the ensuing thread, of course).
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I’m all for measuring the economy in terms of burrito affordability.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
And our government wants to let AI control our drones. The nightmare dystopian future is here.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If this show comes to your city, do yourself a favor and check it out. They absolutely understand the assignment and nail every beat you want to see in a Queen tribute show. It was a ton of fun and now I’ve had “Radio Gaga” stuck in my head for days. www.garymullenandtheworks.com
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One Night of Queen | Gary Mullen & the Works
One Night of Queen is a touring 2-hour stage show, paying tribute to the stage theatrics and music of Queen. It is performed by Gary Mullen & The Works, a band headed by Freddie Mercury imitator Gary ...
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer: I Don't Know!
ALT: Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer: I Don't Know!
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The Barely Adequate Seven.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Just so I can come back to it.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It’s been 15 years since “Dance with Dragons”, which came out 15 years after “A Game of Thrones “. That shit ain’t ever getting finished.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
“You Give Love a Bad Name “ Bon Jovi
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
#DungeonCrawlerCarl fans in the 2020s give me the same vibes as #Phish fans in the 90s. Fun, but also a lot.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Saying Hi Creepily To Your Friend
ALT: Saying Hi Creepily To Your Friend
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
When they went back to tell Wolverine’s Origin story. The character had been around for like 15-20 years by that point and they went and built this crazy backstory. Now it’s old hat and a fucking legend… but in 1991 it was mind blowing.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The West has not seen enough guillotines in the last 250 years and it shows.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Double the Van Damage.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
So did a CAVA bag full of cash show up at the FDA? #TaylorFarm
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I can wholeheartedly recommend #DungeonCrawlerCarl. The way I would describe it is fun, bonkers, and heartbreaking. You are gonna root for a talking cat and a talking goat. I read the e-books - audiobooks are not for me, although the audiobook fandom for this series is rabid and growing.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
She must be stopped.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Graham was a POS yesterday and that hasn’t changed as far as I know.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I have been accused of knowing how to both walk and chew gum at the same time. Lift the cap Cap benefits for high earners Quit chasing away immigrants that pay into the fund. Do a little of all of that and things will look much better. But we really need to eliminate Republicans first.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Something to remember- the first Trump presidency revealed all these weaknesses in our system, but in the four years of the Biden presidency none of them were fixed.
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Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Don’t Be Saucy With Me Bearnaise
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