Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The Accountant. Also the Accountant Two, but like twice as much. 0102
Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“I…uh…didn’t come here with pants and I, uh, I’m not leaving here with pants”. Either Mayor Quimby from The Simpsons or something I hallucinated in 2002. Either way I say it all the time. 061
Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Why is the US government paying for Trump fluff commercials during NFL games. 000
Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Every political ad from a Dem should feature the current debt and deficit. 000
Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Wishing everyone a Happy Hegseth Holiday for those who celebrate. (Mike Johnson put Congress in recess to avoid the Hegseth impeachment vote). 000
Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Edible but maybe not palatable. Golden Earwig Elton Johnnycakes ZZ Top Sirloin Fleetwood Mac and Cheese Hall and Oate Bran Bachman Turnover Bruce Hornsby and the Free Range Dexy’s Midnight Ruffles The Four Top Ramens Gold Chicken Finger Iggy Pop Rocks 010
Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Before the end of 2001 my Top 40 radio station in rural Arizona was playing “Proud to Be An American “ with GWB sound bites mixed in between the lyrics. We played it more than we had played “My Heart Will Go On” with Titanic soundbites in 1997. 020
Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Reveling in it- I’ve spent the last twenty years getting good at what I do, and now I get to enjoy doing it and not constantly feel like an imposter ( only occasionally). 010
Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I was an appointment setter for a video dating service. I cold called locals out of the phone book to convince them to meet with a video dating consultant with the goal of making a dating profile video. And I was pretty fucking good at it. 010
Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I am awfully tired of my phone easedropping on me while it’s in my pocket. 020
Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I could swear there was an issue of the X-Men spinoff Excalibur featuring the German versions of the Excalibur team in a mock up of Excalibur #1 but I can’t find it or maybe it’s just the acid talking. 010
Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Dems should have been shouting this from the rooftops for the last thirty years, but instead they just wring their hands. Happy workers with stable jobs, healthcare, education, roads and homes build a great economy and Republicans just don’t get that. 031
Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I literally have been telling the same dad joke about chickens for thirty years, so let us have fun sometimes. 020
Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The Father, The Son, the Holy Spirit, a loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butter. Mommy, I remembered! I remembered! 020
Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The Father, The Son, the Holy Spirit, wallet and watch. 000
Reposted by Joe PaulJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 24/08/2026Fuck the Supreme Court and do whatever it fucking takes to vote in this election. Have a plan and a back up plan because the GOP plan is to keep you from voting. 372092466
Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Cat Videos + kids falling off of bikes. If I could get a supercut of cats knocking kids off bikes I’d just be happy to never use my eyeballs on anything ever again. 051
Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 23/08/2026312 Six for Fighting Tools Illinois (Chicago) Massachusetts (Boston) Arizona (Phoenix) Dairy (Cream) 000
Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Fuck the AZ Supreme Court But also…who paid for/coordinated this signature effort? School voucher reform advocates admit defeat after Arizona Supreme Court ruling www.azfamily.com/2026/08/18/s...azfamily.comSchool voucher reform advocates admit defeat after Arizona Supreme Court rulingEducation advocates are waving the white flag for their ballot measure after Tuesday's Arizona Supreme Court ruling over signatures. 000
Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Holy cow this was a great read. It had a very “Asimov” feel to it…. At its core a mystery wrapped with some crazy mind-blowing mechanics. Also you could tell it was originally serialized, which definitely brought me back to Asimov. What a blast of a read! share.libbyapp.com/title/11510073share.libbyapp.comThere Is No Antimemetics DivisionNATIONAL BESTSELLER • Humanity is under assault by malevolent “antimemes” - ideas that attack memory, identity, and the fabric of reality itself - in this whip-smart tale of science-fiction horror, an... 010
Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Cane’s coleslaw is a social experiment. Every time you sub for bread they mildly electrocute a stranger in the next room. 000
Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 08/08/2026This is the best thing I’ve read on the internet today (including the ensuing thread, of course). 000
Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I’m all for measuring the economy in terms of burrito affordability. 000
Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 05/08/2026And our government wants to let AI control our drones. The nightmare dystopian future is here. 000
Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 04/08/2026If this show comes to your city, do yourself a favor and check it out. They absolutely understand the assignment and nail every beat you want to see in a Queen tribute show. It was a ton of fun and now I’ve had “Radio Gaga” stuck in my head for days. www.garymullenandtheworks.comgarymullenandtheworks.comOne Night of Queen | Gary Mullen & the WorksOne Night of Queen is a touring 2-hour stage show, paying tribute to the stage theatrics and music of Queen. It is performed by Gary Mullen & The Works, a band headed by Freddie Mercury imitator Gary ... 000
Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 03/08/2026static.klipy.comUnfrozen Caveman Lawyer: I Don't Know!ALT: Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer: I Don't Know! 000
Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 01/08/2026It’s been 15 years since “Dance with Dragons”, which came out 15 years after “A Game of Thrones “. That shit ain’t ever getting finished. 010
Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 01/08/2026#DungeonCrawlerCarl fans in the 2020s give me the same vibes as #Phish fans in the 90s. Fun, but also a lot. 000
Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 31/07/2026static.klipy.comSaying Hi Creepily To Your FriendALT: Saying Hi Creepily To Your Friend 000
Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 30/07/2026When they went back to tell Wolverine’s Origin story. The character had been around for like 15-20 years by that point and they went and built this crazy backstory. Now it’s old hat and a fucking legend… but in 1991 it was mind blowing. 0164
Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 27/07/2026The West has not seen enough guillotines in the last 250 years and it shows. 010
Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 20/07/2026So did a CAVA bag full of cash show up at the FDA? #TaylorFarm 020
Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I can wholeheartedly recommend #DungeonCrawlerCarl. The way I would describe it is fun, bonkers, and heartbreaking. You are gonna root for a talking cat and a talking goat. I read the e-books - audiobooks are not for me, although the audiobook fandom for this series is rabid and growing. 120
Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Graham was a POS yesterday and that hasn’t changed as far as I know. 010
Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I have been accused of knowing how to both walk and chew gum at the same time. Lift the cap Cap benefits for high earners Quit chasing away immigrants that pay into the fund. Do a little of all of that and things will look much better. But we really need to eliminate Republicans first. 100
Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Something to remember- the first Trump presidency revealed all these weaknesses in our system, but in the four years of the Biden presidency none of them were fixed. 010
Joe Paul @joepaul1.bsky.social · 27/06/2026static.klipy.comDon’t Be Saucy With Me BearnaiseALT: Don’t Be Saucy With Me Bearnaise 021