Joe Parlock @joeparlock.bsky.social · 23hGod this looks cool www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdAe...youtube.comMarch of Giants - Official Gameplay TrailerYouTube video by March of Giants 000
Joe Parlock @joeparlock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Well yeah, drink your piss instead of water to save it for the data centres. 020
Joe Parlock @joeparlock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I didn't realise the new scenario in the Danganronpa 2 remake is *longer* than the original and now I am very very excited. 010
Joe Parlock @joeparlock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I know it shouldn't, but sometimes I wish MTG Arena had a messaging system so I could tell this guy he could've killed me be saccing Fell Stinger to Grimgrin and recasting it with Gisa and Geralf. I'd been at 1 life for about 5 turns by this point and I then won the next turn. 000
Joe Parlock @joeparlock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Were we ever given the Watsonian reason why Avishkar is still called Avishkar in the Echoverse in Reality Fracture, even though it still has a Consulate? 000
Joe Parlock @joeparlock.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Oh nice, Destiny 2 is giving us back the stuff we paid for. About damn time. 100
Joe Parlock @joeparlock.bsky.social · 18/09/20268 years after backing it on Kickstarter, but glad to finally have this in my Steam account 031
Joe Parlock @joeparlock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Kojima does know he doesn't have to use mocapped actor bullshit in every game, right? 110
Joe Parlock @joeparlock.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I don't know who I know at Raw Fury, but I would like them to do a new Kingdom game with the art style of Sleeping Beauty. 010
Joe Parlock @joeparlock.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Once again a very happy Stop Putting Your Watermark On Your Preview Cards You Bellends 000
Joe Parlock @joeparlock.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Another Blizzcon, another Not Dropping The WoW Sub Fee So I Don't Care. 010
Joe Parlock @joeparlock.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Every once in a while I remember Oliver Tree died and man. Man this year can just get unbelievably fucked. 010
Joe Parlock @joeparlock.bsky.social · 10/09/2026can't believe Jace regenerated into David Tennant 000
Joe Parlock @joeparlock.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Oh cool all the Kingdom Hearts 4 worlds got leaked 100
Joe Parlock @joeparlock.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Today is one year since I was laid off by TheGamer. It's been a terrible year, and not having a job has made it so much harder. The games media industry is dead for all but a handful of people at a handful of sites; hundreds of job rejections later, I think I'm screwed. Hire me for anything. 1102
Joe Parlock @joeparlock.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I think I'm already a bit bored of the 'card effect we see in every set + Empower Jace'-type cards we've seen for Reality Fracture. 010
Joe Parlock @joeparlock.bsky.social · 07/09/2026static.klipy.comBionic Commando NES: Rad Spencer Grappling HookALT: Bionic Commando NES: Rad Spencer Grappling Hook 120
Joe Parlock @joeparlock.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Hell is being stuck in a game with a bunch of Youtubers 020
Reposted by Joe ParlockTim Clare @timclare.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Really good tabletop journalism takes a frankly deranged amount of time. Just knowing which games to cover requires hunting down & playing swathes, then once you've found one worth writing about, the more you play it the better the final piece is likely to be. The effort-to-words funnel is brutal. 2488
Reposted by Joe ParlockQuinton O'Connor @quinton.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Thank you so much for the donations. Words can scarcely do your kindness justice. I'll post this a second time, and then leave it at that — know that this has already made a large impact on my sustainability during this trying time. And, again, don't feel pressured! www.gofundme.com/f/frankly-i-...gofundme.comDonate to Frankly, I wish I never had to do this twice, organized by Quinton O'ConnorHello. It's Quinton. For the second time. And I am terribly frustrated t… Quinton O'Connor needs your support for Frankly, I wish I never had to do this twice 044
Joe Parlock @joeparlock.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I just want a job so I can achieve my goal of being rich enough to live in a Hitman level. 010
Joe Parlock @joeparlock.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I generally don't try to yuck yums but god... god I just do not care about GTA 6 in the slightest. 270
Joe Parlock @joeparlock.bsky.social · 26/08/2026No ☹️static.klipy.comNigel Thornberry's Iconic Happy DanceALT: Nigel Thornberry's Iconic Happy Dance 140
Joe Parlock @joeparlock.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Glad to see this game arrived just as the height of Game of Thrones' popularity 020
Joe Parlock @joeparlock.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This would look really cool if I didn't have to hear the word "Yeetmaster" 000
Joe Parlock @joeparlock.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Bet Keighley is gonna be fuming later when he discovers Dolly Parton gazumped his big news. Fuck. 060
Joe Parlock @joeparlock.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I hate when the daily quest on MTG Arena is destroying your opponent's creatures, because then you get a wave of grinders just playing the most obnoxious piles of removal for a few days and it sucks. 010
Joe Parlock @joeparlock.bsky.social · 20/08/2026My favourite teacher had a remote-controlled tarantula they'd drive into neighbouring classrooms 010
Joe Parlock @joeparlock.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I'm fuckedstatic.klipy.comLeft 4 Dead 2 CoachAlt: Left 4 Dead 2 000
Joe Parlock @joeparlock.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"After the backlash to Karlov Manor, we decided to no longer 'put the Dom back in Dominaria' by turning it into the first leather plane" 040
Joe Parlock @joeparlock.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Valve is 30 this year which means it's the perfect time to do a Secret Lair with Half-Life, Portal, TF2, Dota, and L4D MTG cards just for me. 000
Joe Parlock @joeparlock.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I hate the smug arseholes who say exercise helps your mental health because they're *right* and that makes me so angry. I went for a walk and I feel great. Fuckers. 000
Joe Parlock @joeparlock.bsky.social · 16/08/2026So the National Lottery says you've won a "small prize" when you win £1 Cool, sets expectations. Except they only say "prize" for anything else, and you have to log in to see how much. So I spent a few minutes thinking I'd won millions only to actually get a whopping... £2. 🙃 120
Joe Parlock @joeparlock.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Thank god drug abuse in Israel didn't surge anywhere else 010
Joe Parlock @joeparlock.bsky.social · 14/08/2026youtu.be/aOgBWl_kHYY?...youtu.beDead Body HijinksYouTube video by Sam O'Nella Academy 010
