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Joel Kaye

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My favorite thing about ineffability is that you can describe it.

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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 2h
Not versed in this are of law, but would it be possible to get an order prominently posting at the golf course/Kennedy Ctr, etc., that court orders prohibit XYZ and that anyone (meaning workers) acting otherwise are subject to the order? Might idle some chain saws and bulldozers at the actual sites.
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 2h
I strenuously object.
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Harry Warren (my Bluesky avatar to the left of this post) and Jack Brooks, smile upon you from music heaven. Great use of their work!
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Ask -- I say ask -- not, son, what your -- I say -- country can do for you . . . " Mel Blanc as Sen. John Kennedy
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This one is doing the rounds
A picture of Elon Musk, via the London Economic. The quote says “If a monkey hoarded more bananas than it could eat, while most of the other monkeys starved, scientists would study that monkey to figure out what the heck was wrong with it. When humans do it, we put them on the cover of Forbes.“ – Nathalie Robin Justice. 
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got the pangram, maybe because my dad took me to see it acted out at Yale in -- I'm gonna say 1969, at a tender age for me to see such stuff. Meanwhile, so far today I'm being told my level of achievement is "Nice" which is kind of passive-aggressive for a word game, n'est pas?
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hegseth doing his version of Mama Rose's "Together Wherever We Go." Honestly, though, Merman did it better.
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hegseth's band of brothers warrior rhetoric is just Sondheim on T-supplements. I mean . . . No fits, no fights, no feuds and no egos, Amigos, together. Ya' know. Just warriors.
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've probably heard a thousand slamming doors, but there's only one I actually remember.
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Alan Watts said we only notice our body parts when something's wrong with them. The same holds for the body politic. The disease at the head of ours has spread to all its organs. It hurts all the time. There's a cure available but even if we take it, as we must, recovery will be long and difficult.
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oy. I'm hearing it in my dear, late Mom's voice. They same one in which I often still hear: "WHOM!"
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The people of the USA owe Jack Smith a lot, but first and foremost free tickets to every game Caitlin Clark plays until she retires.
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Nana Kim @nanakim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Harold and the purple crayon Whatever i draw becomes true
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It appears as though Mme Xi speaks Slovenian, n'est-ce pas?
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Boris somehow lost his accent, but Natasha still sounds the same.
Donald/Boris and Melania/Natasha
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The jokes write themselves, but they're all in bad taste so I'll resist and just imagine him in Lincoln's State Box while "Paris is Out" plays at Ford's.
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 22/09/2026
Isn’t it chyronic.
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 20/09/2026
This is an actual public service ad created by the Norwegian government regarding this problem. If you think the Internet sucks now, you're not alone.
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can't thank you and Rep. Beatty enough for this, Norm. Just great and really important work!
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Couple of things: 1. I was that kid so that stings a little. At least I didn't grow up to be ... whatever it is this guy grew up to be; & 2. Awed how his consultants convinced him that 3-6 word bullet points > than his usual gazillion-word speedgabbing gobbledygook. That must've been a tough sell!
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
2. Like it or not, the quality (and in some cases the very being) of our lives are riding on this race, and the horses are rounding the final turn, so what would have been speculative nonsense 6 months ago is meaningful analysis now.
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Yes, it's a horse-race piece in a sea of horse-race pieces, but 2 things make it worth the read: 1. It's Bill Scher, so in addition to great analysis you get a perfect line like "But Trump has too much main character energy to realize how badly he has lost the plot."
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Seems about right. A uniform like Himmler's and a genital region like a Ken doll's.
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Jeffrey Ⓥ @liftforever67.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#NationalReadABookDay 📚 #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Trumpb.
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Carole King @carolekingofficial.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
As we elders, our daughters, and our granddaughters continue the fight for power, equality, and respect, we hold you in our hearts with love and gratitude. Rest in peace and power, Gloria Steinem. 🤍
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Gloria Steinem, Personification of the Women’s Movement, Dies at 92 (Gift Article)
She challenged sexist assumptions, helping women develop a sense of self-worth and gain a measure of equality at work, at home and in society at large.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Love, love, love this. ht: @scottlincicome.bsky.social
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is great. Especially today when we learn of Gloria Steinem's death. "It needs somebody of this generation . . . who can breathe new life into it."
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Is it just me, or when you look at the profile image and quickly look away, don't you think you saw a Pinocchio nose?
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What? Not Lichtenstein? These guys have no idea what's going on in the world!
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Haven't read all comments to all your posts, so likely someone(s) observed this before, but can it be an accident of fate that one of the guys most effectively fighting to restore norms is . . . Norm? With gratitude for all you do!
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
yall are gonna hear me say this a lot so here goes again: make plans to vote in person, and do it as early as possible. literally make turnout this election too big to steal.
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You can tell it's an old image because months ago the artless criminals had the gold-ish columns painted white -- a true detriment to the building's aesthetic. It's one of the few things the mad king hasn't peed gold on, and one of the few things gold had enhanced.
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Gorgeous song. In fact, that whole score. Sondheim may have given that rhyme a Big D, but I give that song and the entire score a Big A+.
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Nana Kim @nanakim.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
One more time for this post...
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Just like my mom, dad and all of my sisters. I, on the other hand, take approximately that same amount of time to do the Mini Crossword, so congrats!
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This post endorsed by a man named Mann. Marshal Marshall Mann.
Fred Weller as Marshal Marshall Mann in "In Plain Sight".
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just in time, since I'm almost finished with that enormous bagel with lox and cream cheese I got at Carnegie in 2012.
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Already?
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I would pay actual money to see bsky.app/profile/petr... run with this thought. No need for acknowledgement, Alexandra. It's yours gratis if you want it!
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Trump rambling on and on about construction materials and projects because he was once (sort of) builder in the face of multiple world crises is like if Harry S. Truman had babbled daily about fabrics, thread, suit alterations, and double vs single breasted suits because he was once a haberdasher.
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Again. (And again. And again.)
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Introvert here to say this would have been very helpful. Wish my profs had thought of it back in the, uh, ninteen s-s-s -- well, back in the day.
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Had the same question. My guess after trying to contextualize: IN OTHER WORDS
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
We can shut down the internet for the day. We have a winner.
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Feelin' you, brother.
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Philadelphia, Here I Come! Walking Happy
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My man looks like the giant invisible electrical outlet he poked turned out to be hot.
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Joel Kaye @joelkaye.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
so I stumbled out and got a single for the matinee, having no idea I'd be seeing legends doing something legendary, and was beyond happy to go again later that same trip with my well-rested spouse. Funny, though -- I've still never kippled!
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