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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I'm not even kidding but my favourite mug was a Cafe Du Monde one and I've had two of them break already. I suppose I mean my favourite two mugs?

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Don't you mean the... Topeka of your show? Actually wait now I see that you don't, you wrote a different but similar word

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

They did this so you would accept the Skittle Blondies. They're shifting the ...Overtongue window

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

There's a clear solution here that will fulfil two issues: put the Muppets in Star Wars. Not playing established characters, just as themselves. Permanently.

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Kids nowaday don't know about the hypnobucket

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My watch's battery has run out. I've continued wearing it but I kept instinctively looking at it thinking it was the right time, so I put a sticker over the face. What this means is every couple of minutes I unintentionally look at a tiny picture of the Hulk and say 'damnit!'

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Paying tribute to Jeffrey Archer by watching Defunctland videos.

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Just use my technique of writing emails that are uniformly disjointed and awkward in a way that AI would reject for being 'really unendearing'

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This is why my detective character lives at 210,345 Justin Bieber Road, Neo Glasgow. Futureproofed 😎

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

That's his pet ferret, Mr Micawber. Any true Hammhead would know that

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

They're supposed to write them on yellow post-its and leave them a few metres from the door. Do they know nothing about environmental storytelling?

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Maybe he means smart like 'I've had enough of your smart mouth!'

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The great Moore integration continues apace. I can't wait to see Christine Gathercole from Big Numbers team up with the Ninja Turtles

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My most controversial Dr Who opinion is probably that the show needs to be more like Gravity Falls or the Owl House. The way these shows balance humour with plot, setting, character and charming weirdness is exactly what it needs.

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I hear this narration box in the voice of Alfred the butler

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

And violate the key lime directive?

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

We went to see it together didn't we? 90% of it went over my head, bless. I appreciated it more on subsequent viewings

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It seemed to be totally operational when we went at the end of August, maybe we just caught one of the open days. Anyway they should strip it completely and burn it all in a big pile. Turn it back to Cloudcuckooland.

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

(My podcast where we put the Thing into other films is called 'Just The Thing' and is, in my opinion, an adequate source of Thing Puns)

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I Know What You Thinged Last Winter

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Bob Odenkirk on Mr Show had some great shouting even if his range wasn't up to Mel Blanc's standard m.youtube.com/watch?v=LafM...

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Montage of Bob Odenkirk Yelling - Mr. Show

YouTube video by emz

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It's an acronym for Igniting Dan's Engrossment And Launching Great Yuks

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

After watching a couple of episodes of Shoestring you can rock out to... Stryper? 🤔

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I believe this is known as the Roots Manoeuvre

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Occasionally a film director will slowly turn the camera upside down in a way that comes across as annoyingly flashy but maybe I should have stood on my head when this happens. I agree that comics are way ahead in the orientation game.

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Conversely, Jon Pertwee would've been a good Popeye...

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I really tried to think of this but got stuck on Bugs Bunny singing 'sittin' in the bathtub!' A literal rabbit hole.

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Bugs Bunny's Rabbit Season Soup Bath

ALT: Bugs Bunny's Rabbit Season Soup Bath

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I love the frown transforming into a little smile 😊

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I say Smalltember, but Sepvember

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I always assumed the 'loft' in Ravenloft referred to attics. The natural opposite of a dungeon. And I still think that.

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

James Patterson's name is like the Venom symbiote, it needs to be attached to an actual human host to exercise its full earning potential

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Q: What do you say to Ween at the end of October? A: Merry Christmas

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Maybe he works on a boat, he had to leave in a hurry, he'd lost his real shoelaces...

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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

An unexpected Robin Hood! Not your father’s Robin Hood. A different Robin Hood to differentiate from all the rest! Sir. The last traditional Robin Hood starred a cartoon fox and was released during the Nixon administration. Guy in green WOULD be different.

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

God, that actually does kind of approximate the appeal of Gabriel Knight...

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

That's my secret Captain, I'm furious on every streaming service. No wait, at. AT every streaming service

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Why do you keep eating them? Are you incurably hopeful, or cursed by the gods?

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Is that what that line was?? I suppose I always assumed it was something like 'the hero has fought'... rather than him giving notes on the other Defender's performance

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I just watched an episode where he cracks it on the possible murder weapon. What a mad lad.

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I saw Kim Newman being interviewed and someone said he must surely be an expert on Sherlock Holmes after writing his Moriarty book, and he said he was, for a month, and then he had to clear space in his head for the next thing. That's been my experience...

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Ferris Bueller's Day Off, but it's about that one guy from Inglorious Basterds, and the day he misses is when they teach them how Germans count with their fingers

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Pennydent Weisenhower? Is that anything?

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Joel Jessup @joeljessup.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

He's got the beard and everything, will really save on makeup effects

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