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@joelhelfire.bsky.social
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Joel @joelhelfire.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I felt like it was as time to take my Mariners suffering public. I could use a virtual should to cry on. lol
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Joel @joelhelfire.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Come back from purgatory and there are group chats! Anyone want to create one and leave me out?!!
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Remy the cat sees a duck for the first time 😂 TT: McKenna
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 30/03/2026
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Katherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
“If you’re gay or transgender, I love you. And if anybody gives you shit, tell ‘em Charles said fuck you.”
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Charles Barkley: “If you are gay or transgender, I love you!’”
YouTube video by NBA On Fire
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Joel @joelhelfire.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Would watch
Project Hail Mary poster that has Ryan gosling and the alien dancing looks they are in LaLa land
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Joel @joelhelfire.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
God bless Sir Charles
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Joel @joelhelfire.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I feel this way so often. #introvert
When you're 10 dangs, 20 yups, 6 wows, and 8 man that's crazy's, and they still won't stop talking
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🪷MsGrumpyBunny🪷 @msgrumpybunny.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
#StopTrumpsTSAShutdown
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Perfect
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Joel @joelhelfire.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Don’t be hitting Julio! #Goms
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Joel @joelhelfire.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Doh
Gas station sign that says “WHAT I IF TOLD YOU
YOU READ THE TOP LINE WRONG”
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Joel @joelhelfire.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Man, this world. It’s just too much for me right now. I’m not sure how y’all cope with everything.
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Joel @joelhelfire.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Accidentally spilled my mt dew all over the Taco Bell table and bench. Yay me.
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Joel @joelhelfire.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
So where is the funny Bluesky?
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Joel @joelhelfire.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Two crowns in one month. Dental insurance is a scam. And so are teeth! FFS.
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Joel @joelhelfire.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Olive needed some attention
Fat black cat sleeping on an ugly guy
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Joel @joelhelfire.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
The barbers dog likes me
Scruffy dog sitting on my lap
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Joel @joelhelfire.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I’m not sure I have ever seen a truer skeet
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Joel @joelhelfire.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Things that make me sad
Screenshot showing no sports listed for today
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💀spooky eunuch™🕸️ @dommedeluise.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita
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Joel @joelhelfire.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I would pay for a blog of Ben’s unfiltered thoughts during the worst time of the year
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Joel @joelhelfire.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
My favorite Christmas present.
Pin of Jesus with his arms raised in front of a rainbow. The caption says disappointments, all of you.
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Joel @joelhelfire.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Hooray for being in the demographic to get my shingles and pneumonia vaccines today. My poor shoulder.
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Joel @joelhelfire.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
A doctor that cares more about political points than sick humans can pound sand.
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Joel @joelhelfire.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
So I just tested positive for Covid for the first time. FFS. Way to ruin all my amazing weekend plans.
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Marc Olivier @dullboy237.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
If somebody turned in a paper about a president demolishing the White House , I would have said the metaphor was too heavy handed and yet here we are in world that no longer does subtlety. And MAGA still won’t get it.
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Joel @joelhelfire.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
@schotthappens.com @alanwessman.bsky.social @michellequist.bsky.social And other smart people... Could you help me craft a reply to Jon? I feel like I’m being gaslighted.
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Janet Kinneberg @jkinneberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Utah! Urge State Legislators to Reject Proposed Redistricting Standards Bill as proposed by Sen. Brady Brammer. It not only undermines anti- #gerrymandering goals of Prop 4, it is designed to benefit only one political party - & violates rules listed in Prop 4 www.congressweb.com/LWVUTAH/3?fr...
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Take Action: Urge State Legislators to Reject Proposed Redistricting Standards Bill
Take take action and urge your legislators to reject the Draft Redistricting Standards Bill (Sen . Brady Brammer). This proposed bill will not only undermine the anti-gerrymandering goals of Propositi...
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Joel @joelhelfire.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Oh my Naylor! #goms
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shane @robotshane.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
After nearly a month under the stars and 46 hours of exposure, here’s my final image of the Lion Nebula (Sh2-132).
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Joel @joelhelfire.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Just chatting with Jess about how I’m so not interested in dystopian movies right now. Does that ever change? Do things ever go back to “normal”? Magic 8-ball: signs point to no
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Joel @joelhelfire.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Bless the football gods for letting there be Friday night football. May we get a repeat of this fine moment tomorrow, one of my all time favorite college football incidents.
Wyoming football coach flipping off Kyle Whittington of the Utah Utes
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Joel @joelhelfire.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I reached the breaking point; I finally muted Trump and Charlie. My timeline is now going to be barren.
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Joel @joelhelfire.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Time for bed after this email from a student: “Hi Professor, I’m writing you today asking for a favor. I was front row at the Charlie Kirk event today when he was shot and killed. The whole experience is taking a huge toll on me and it’s caused a lot of trauma..." 🥹
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Joel @joelhelfire.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Is Naylor just perma angry? Resting Naylor face?
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Joel @joelhelfire.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Wild day to be on campus. I never thought my school would be the epicenter of *waves hands* all this. I literally walked by the event five minutes before it went down then got sucked into a stampede of frantic humans running away whilst yelling “active shooter.” My yearning for Canada grows
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Scott Aguilar 🐎 @aguilar46.github.io · 09/09/2025
Finally!
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 08/09/2025
Quick Tip: You can control who replies to your post on Bluesky. Just tap the 🌐 icon on your post to choose: everyone, followers, people you follow, mentioned users - or turn off replies entirely ✨
Screenshot of Post Interaction Settings with an arrow pointing to Reply Settings
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
MAGA is using Idiocracy AS A FUCKING MISSION PLAN
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Joel @joelhelfire.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
#USMNT Not gonna get out of the pool next year at the rate things are going.
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a man in a spiderman costume is talking to another man .
Alt: a man in a spiderman costume is talking to another man .
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Joel @joelhelfire.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Ready for the game tonight. #timao
A okay ish looking fellla wearing a Corinthians jersey in honor of the chiefs chargers game in their stadium
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Joel @joelhelfire.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I called my rep and got a human! She said my rep isn’t supporting this because it would out thousands of victims. Anyone know if this is true or a smoke screen?
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Joel @joelhelfire.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Seeing Jac Collinsworth on TV makes me irrationally upset. I’m a nepotism hater and he is terrible.
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