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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 19h
So, you are going to go into a completely free and open market as an individual with no bargaining power. Yeah, that should work out great 
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 19h
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 19h
Bragging that you are the only president that had to take a dementia test is not a flex 
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 19h
It’s like I’m actually there 
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 19h
How much cheese is on them? 
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 19h
How come these guys never point out that inflation during Biden’s term was a worldwide problem and the United States did better than most western countries. Surely that’s not too complicated for maga to understand. 
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 19h
This kid I know works at the Harvey’s in town and I noticed that they let him wear a Terry Fox shirt instead of his uniform shirt and I think that’s pretty cool 
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 19h
And MAGA is eating it all up. Hillary was right 
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 21h
lol, thaaaaats where it came from
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 23h
2/2 There is a guy running for council and his campaign sign says “time for a change” and there’s a picture of a ship that was built here in the 60s …
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 23h
1/2 The town that I work in used to have ship building as the main industry, but the economics of ship building stopped making sense in the 80’s and now the economy has shifted to a tourism and service economy. 
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The authorities he made the report to were probably in the files 
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It would be interesting to find out what kind of mental illness these women have. I’m guessing there’s a very good chance they have some trauma in their history. 
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
No they won’t
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I heard he’s being tested for deez
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If they haven’t committed any crimes they have nothing to worry about. Isn’t that what they always tell people?
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They’re not pissed she did it. They’re pissed she got caught.
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m guessing he just hallucinated this
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bulllllll shiiiiit
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They say you can’t judge a book by its cover, but when I pulled into the Tim Hortons parking lot and saw a 15 year-old RAV4 with a $6000 canoe on the roof I knew I’d be able to immediately spot the owner inside. I was right. 
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oofa doofa
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Getting rid of Collins would be a huge win for the people of Maine and the Senate in general 
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I want to be surprised by art. No see/hear exactly what I expect.
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is where the reporter needs to say “I’m going to push back on that narrative that you are pursuing the worst of the worst”
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Adult babies are all for satire until it goes after something they like
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
These guys still believe that the threat of punishment will prevent crime. Violence just begets more violence. A violent end to a violent criminal does not break the cycle. 
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He knows Trump is an idiot and has messed up, but he still has to tow the company line 
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He’s trying to convince himself 
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She’s mentally ill and no one is getting her help 
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There are very few actual right wing comedians, and they tend not to be funny. I think it’s because in order to be a comedian you have to be very intelligent and be able to look at the world with an open mind in order to see the humour in things. 
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They did that at my high school. While the guys were learning dancing the girls were learning self defense.
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I just saw a Reddit post where an airbnb host used AI to generate a fake picture of damage to a unit and tried to bill the customer for the repairs.
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wild that I’m going to be alive for the first moon war 
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was doing pretty good sticking to the grocery list until …
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
youtu.be/lBpDFjau-Ps?...
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Too Many Puppies
YouTube video by Primus - Topic
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I will never understand capital punishment. Like, you killed a person and that’s bad so we’re killing you. 
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shout out to all the Tim Hortons employees who put 11 Timbits in a 10 pack
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did she forget about discovery?
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is the kind of joke that I’m really into 
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There’s always a little bit of stupid, but right now it’s just the sheer amount of stupid. 
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There are a few conservative politicians in Canada that are actively trying to weaken it though. 
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol, that happens to me every time. The first one is concerning, but by the third I’m pretty much normal.
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ahh. I see
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
* Immediately goes to Google translate 
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pro tip: don’t listen to Alice In Chains when you’re on your way to visit your mom in the hospital. That is not the mood you need. 
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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Since it’s a New York themed neighborhood they should name it Mamdani avenue to trigger republicans
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