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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I was doing pretty good sticking to the grocery list until …

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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Shout out to all the Tim Hortons employees who put 11 Timbits in a 10 pack

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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Pro tip: don’t listen to Alice In Chains when you’re on your way to visit your mom in the hospital. That is not the mood you need.

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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

OK, but after tomorrow things should slow down a little

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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Siri, show me the definition of irony

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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Me: It feel like I’m coming down with something Wife: do you want me to make you an echinacea? Me: sure Her: ok I’ll make you a euthanasia Me: what? Her: what?

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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Woke up this morning with “America anxiety”. I don’t even go there! Why is that a thing I have to deal with?

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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My toxic trait is commenting something that will trigger MAGAs on the White House page and then turning off notifications.

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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

But then after today things will slow down a little

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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Download the MapQuest app and use it instead of Google

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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

…but then after this week things will slow down a little

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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

How do cats just lie around all day? I finally had a little bit of time to myself, so I just chilled on the couch and now I have a headache and my back is sore.

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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

When you win the race to be the first one to come to a stop at a four-way

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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

🚨 Breaking: I saw two different golden retriever puppies at work today

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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

It’s hilarious when one of the cats wakes up grouchy. They’ll lift up their head and then do this annoyed meow. I feel you buddy, I feel you.

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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Had to go out for a paddle in the rain, but I spotted this guy along the way

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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I forgot there was a fruit fly in my drink and I finished the drink

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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Just got peed on by a turtle I was helping him across the road. Like bro, I’m trying to help you.

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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

So, we’re having Middle Eastern style chicken tonight and I was like “I guess I better start shawarming up the oven”

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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Maybe the real TDS is the friends we made along the way.

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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Met a little kid at work today who showed me his “first edition Charizard”. OK little bro, no need to brag that you have a higher net worth than me. (I suspect it wasn’t real since he had just been out canoeing with it)

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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Soy sauce out of the packs is better than out of the bottle. I will die on this hill.

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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Happy Captain Picard day to all who celebrate!

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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

That avocado was the perfect ripeness. Good thing I didn’t eat 10 minutes later.

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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night and have a genius idea and then when you wake up in the morning you’re like WTF‽ Anyway - Poutine, but instead of fries it’s Hickory Sticks

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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Facebook marketplace, but you have to pass a basic knowledge quiz about the item you’re interested in before it will let you send a message.

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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Saw these in Canadian Tire. What year is it?

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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

A buddy of mine is going through a rough time, so I just sent him some videos of some street sweepers that just went by.

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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Listening to rock radio in my work van because I don’t have the right hook up for my phone. I wish these DJs knew that AC/DC have more than THREE SONGS!

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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Ladies and gentlemen: the Republican Party

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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

My toxic trait is getting obsessed with a new YouTube channel every 3 months and then forgetting about it entirely.

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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I have a container of maple syrup in the fridge right beside an identical container of au jus. The trap is set Likely for myself

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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

lol, shoulda known better. I commented on an Instagram post of Lauryn Hill performing with Kanye saying I was disappointed that she would share a stage with him. Anyway, turns out there are a lot of people who have no problem with Kanye West because “he’s an artist”

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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but when you get new tires take the stickers off them before you drive. Actually, I do know who needs to hear it and it’s that jeep I just saw.

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joeldawson.bsky.social @joeldawson.bsky.social · 01/04/2026