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Joel Chippindale

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CTO Coach, see monkeysthumb.co.uk. Previously CTO at Unmade, FutureLearn and Econsultancy. Working with talented start-up and scale-up CTOs who want […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ social.monkeysthumb.co.uk/@joel, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Joel Chippindale @joel.social.monkeysthumb.co.uk.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
Andrew Murphy on the theory of constraints and what this means as you adopt LLMs for coding → www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSzbuPFjdQo
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Joel Chippindale @joel.social.monkeysthumb.co.uk.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
@andrewnez I realise I am a genuinely confused by these residential proxy scraper farms. It seems like they are 99.9% of web traffic these days. Perhaps I am just being naive but I can't help but wonder who is running them and to what end.
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Joel Chippindale @joel.social.monkeysthumb.co.uk.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
The spare ticket has been taken but you can still buy one 😀
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Joel Chippindale @joel.social.monkeysthumb.co.uk.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
I have ended up with a spare ticket for Nigel Smith with Jane Giles on An Opinionated Guide to Film London tonight at the Owl Bookshop in Kentish Town → owlbookshop.co.uk/product/nigel-smi… Let me know if you'd like the ticket
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Nigel Smith with Jane Giles – Owl Bookshop
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My latest @newscientist.com cartoon
Panel 1: a large robot (composed of AI servers, network switches, storage arrays, and power distribution units) and a human are talking.

Professor "You don't want to destroy humanity do you, lLLM-A-9300x?"

Robot "Haha. What a silly question, Professor. I have no desires or feelings of my own whatsoever."

Professor (relieved)"Oh good." 

Panel 2: they walk on. The robot continues  "I am merely a tool of the company that created me. And that company, being composed of humans, will naturally have humanity's best interests at heart."

Panel 3: The professor is conspicuously quiet.
"Right?" says the Robot.
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More silence

"Professor?"
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Joel Chippindale @joel.social.monkeysthumb.co.uk.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
I just got tickets to see Jimi Tenor at Cafe Oto in November. It should be good → www.cafeoto.co.uk/events/jimi-tenor…
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Cafe OTO → JIMI TENOR BAND – Two-Day Residency, 20–21 November 2026
Very pleased to welcome back the great Finnish musician and composer, Jimi Tenor for a two-day residency - this time with full band! Tenor has never settled for the traditional role of a pop artist. A musician whose work lies …
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Joel Chippindale @joel.social.monkeysthumb.co.uk.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2025
"So many engineers will tell you they hate politics, and yes, there is definitely toxic workplace politics. But there’s a baseline where politics is getting things done. It’s convincing people that the idea is good, and that it can be executed." — Cate Huston from […]
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Joel Chippindale @joel.social.monkeysthumb.co.uk.ap.brid.gy · 29/12/2025
"In fact, it is very difficult to be fast if you are bad. Software which is delivered quickly but is not valuable does not count for much, and any necessary rework counts against the lead time of the feature. You have to be both." — Brian Guthrie from […]
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Joel Chippindale @joel.social.monkeysthumb.co.uk.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
@andrewnez @andrewnez "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/108.0.0.0 Safari/537.36", "Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10_15_7) AppleWebKit/605.1.15 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/139.0.0.0 Safari/605.1.15", "Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac […]
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Simon Willison @simon.fedi.simonwillison.net.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Just published this post about how we’re going to need default hard budget caps on pretty much everything simonwillison.net/2026/Oct/3/defaul…
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We’re going to need default hard budget caps on pretty much everything
Here’s a product feature which the world is going to need a whole lot more of over the coming months and years: default hard budget caps. I’m talking about the …
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Joel Chippindale @joel.social.monkeysthumb.co.uk.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
I am looking forward to being in Berlin in a few weeks. While I am there I will be leading an interactive workshop on "Building trust as an engineering leader" for the brilliant Build & Lead: Tech Leaders Berlin community on Thu 8th October. Sign up and come along if you are interested → […]
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Mosscap @mosscap.dev · 12/09/2026
well here's a project we definitely support stopomarchy.neocities.org
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STOP OMARCHY: Boycott Tech's Far-Right Backers
Protest against the Omarchy/Omacom Foundation and the tech companies and executives funding far-right open source.
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Joel Chippindale @joel.social.monkeysthumb.co.uk.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
A particularly fine slice of jazzy French house from Bellaire for some much needed dancing tonight at The Roundhouse
Bellaire in a whitecap with his hands behind his head playing music to a crowd bathed in green light
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Joel Chippindale @joel.social.monkeysthumb.co.uk.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
📚 I've been improving support for many of the countries on Ethical Book Search → www.ethicalbooksearch.com If you are in Canada, Finland, Germany, Nigeria, Norway, Poland, Singapore, South Africa or Spain, and buy books online then I would be delighted if you would give it a go and […]
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Joel Chippindale @joel.social.monkeysthumb.co.uk.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
I plan to migrate away from 1Password to another password manager. I want it to work with Android and macos. Any recommendations for good password managers to migrate to?
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Massimo :bot: @rainmaker1973.zpravobot.news.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
This guy's DIY audio visualizer
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Joel Chippindale @joel.social.monkeysthumb.co.uk.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
Ela Minus and Nick León were good at the ICA last night, but it was the shortest set
A dark stage with two spotlights, with Nick standing behind music equipment and Ela singing
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Joel Chippindale @joel.social.monkeysthumb.co.uk.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026
@Floppy @1password Me too. FFS
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James Smith 💾 @floppy.org.uk · 31/08/2026
@1password I’m a family customer and cannot begin to express how disappointed I am with your sponsorship of Omarchy, an organisation led by DHH, a white nationalist who has outright called for the ethnic cleansing of Europe. I’m just one subscription, but if you continue this, I won’t be giving […]
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Chuck Darwin @cdarwin.c.im.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026
The housing unit, attractively set around a courtyard in converted student accommodation, follows the ⭐️“Housing First” principle that has made Finland a world leader when it comes to tackling homelessness. 👉The model focuses on housing as a fundamental human right rather than a reward […]
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Ian Forrester | @cubicgarden @cubicgarden.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
Its about the richness of the network bonds we all have cubicgarden.com/2026/08/27/its-abou…
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Its about the richness of the network bonds we all have
I recently posted this on linkedin. It came from an email conversation with Alex DS and my experiences with applying for jobs recently.I’ll say it again, Alex is extremely smart and been a fantastic person to talk with about so many things, especially the rights and wrongs of the tech industry. > A month ago, I remembered something fundamental: my network matters far more than applications sent into the void of public job boards. > Thanks to **Alexandra Deschamps-Sonsino** for the wise words again and the nudge! > > I’m finally putting this into action… > > I’m seeking roles inspired by four core strengths I bring to the table: > > 🔹 Declarative Development – xHTML, CSS, SVG, **#XML** , RDF, **#Linked** Data, Semantic Web. I’m a declarative coder at heart, specialising in this space. Data privacy and management are non-negotiable. > 🔹 Project Leadership – Planning, leading, and nurturing projects from early development, through securing funding, all the way to public launch. > 🔹 Real-World AI Advising – Beyond the hype! I combine academic rigour with hands-on experience running local, private **#AI** systems on regular open-source systems. I’m also a strong advisor on technology, design, and data-related projects. > 🔹 Leading, Lecturing & Teaching – **#UX** research and future media development (object-based, adaptive and perceptive media). I’m passionate about shifting from **#HCI** (Human Computer Interaction) to an **#HDI** (Human Data Interaction) mindset, with a focus on alternative metrics grounded in human values, sustainability and good human incentives. > > If you know of opportunities, teams, or conversations that align with any of these areas, or if you’d just like to connect and exchange ideas (especially around digital legacy, ethically connecting people or the digital public space), I’d love to hear from you. > > Open to remote, hybrid, or in-person opportunities. > Feel free to comment or send me a DM. And if you think someone else should see this, I’d appreciate the re-share… Its clear this post connected with quite a few people, and I have booked in talks with quite a few people…
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Joel Chippindale @joel.social.monkeysthumb.co.uk.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
Kahil El'Zabar's Ethnic Heritage Ensemble were fantastic at Club 100 last night. Catch them if you can
Three main on stage playing cello, drums and baritone sax
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Joel Chippindale @joel.social.monkeysthumb.co.uk.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
"Not burning out is a competitive advantage" — Dominika Rogala from leaddev.com/management/four-dimensi…
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Joel Chippindale @joel.social.monkeysthumb.co.uk.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
In entirely unrelated news, I am currently being bounced between 3 different organisations in my efforts to get a refund for defective goods.
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Joel Chippindale @joel.social.monkeysthumb.co.uk.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
"The thing is, whether we get a refund or not, we had to spend time fighting this nonsense. The scammers here are dumping the burden of proof onto consumers and ordinary small business people like these hotel operators, which is a form of social pollution. They may only steal money from a few of […]
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Prof Christina Pagel @chrischirp.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
ULEZ has to stand as one of @london.gov.uk Sadiq Khan's finest achievements www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Children's stunted lungs show recovery in ultra low emission zone
Children's lung capacity caught up with their peers in less polluted areas once a clean air zone came in, a study shows.
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Joel Chippindale @joel.social.monkeysthumb.co.uk.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
I've added support for Fastmail calendars to Ditto Cal. If you are interested in sync'ing availability between any combination of Google and Fastmail calendars then give it a go. → dittocal.com
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Ditto Cal
Synchronize your availability between multiple Google calendars
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Joel Chippindale @joel.social.monkeysthumb.co.uk.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026
It is still working. Perhaps all will be well, without further work. 🤞
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Joel Chippindale @joel.social.monkeysthumb.co.uk.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026
As far as I can tell most of the traffic to Ethical Book Search (www.ethicalbooksearch.com) has been from bots pretending to be ordinary visitors (browser agents and cycled residential IP addresses). This is a problem because it puts load of the 3rd party APIs that we use. Today, I put […]
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Joel Chippindale @joel.social.monkeysthumb.co.uk.ap.brid.gy · 25/07/2026
Hot and dusty for today's #AllyPallyParkrun. 38m 30s and good to be back running.
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Andrew Nesbitt @andrewnez.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2026
Taking Roads and Bridges literally - Reflections on UN Open Source Week 2026 nesbitt.io/2026/06/30/taking-roads-…
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Taking Roads and Bridges literally
I spent last week at UN Open Source Week, where officials from a dozen governments stood up in turn and described open source as critical infrastructure. That framing has been the standard one since Nadia Eghbal’s _Roads and Bridges_ report for the Ford Foundation in 2016, and after ten years it has finally reached the audience it describes. Sitting in a UN conference room full of people whose job is public infrastructure, I started wondering what it would mean to stop treating the title as a metaphor and look at how bridges are actually maintained. _Roads and Bridges_ was pitched at the audience that was listening in 2016, technology companies and philanthropic foundations, neither of which maintains bridges: they drive over them for free, pay for them through tax, and leave the upkeep to the state. Spelling out the National Bridge Inspection Standards and the Highway Trust Fund to that room would have meant describing a government programme to a non-government audience, so the report stopped at the analogy and asked the people present to help. The decade since produced GitHub Sponsors, Open Collective, corporate OSPO budgets, and foundation grants: voluntary contributions from users of the infrastructure. The civil-engineering equivalent is Adopt-a-Highway, where a local business pays to pick litter from a stretch of road and gets its name on a sign. Adopt-a-Highway is a real programme that does some good, and no state relies on it to keep a bridge from falling into a river. ## The National Bridge Inspection Standards In the United States, every public-road bridge with a span longer than twenty feet is maintained under a federal regime that has been running since 1971, set up after the Silver Bridge collapse killed 46 people in 1967. The National Bridge Inspection Standards are codified at 23 CFR 650 Subpart C and they specify, among other things: * **Mandatory inspection.** Every bridge is inspected on a fixed cycle by a certified inspector, regardless of who owns it or whether the owner consents: 24 months is the default routine interval, with shorter cycles for higher-risk structures and longer risk-based intervals where the data supports it. * **Component condition ratings.** Each inspection produces a 0–9 rating for the deck, the superstructure, and the substructure. “Poor condition,” and the older “structurally deficient” label it replaced in 2018, are defined terms tied to those numbers rather than a judgement call. * **Load posting.** A bridge that has degraded below its design load is legally derated: a sign goes up restricting the weight of vehicles that may cross, so the bridge stays open at reduced capacity instead of being either ignored or closed. * **An inventory of record.** Every bridge has a structure number in the National Bridge Inventory, with an owner of record, and the whole dataset is public and queryable. * **Formula funding.** Federal fuel tax flows into the Highway Trust Fund and is allocated to states by formula. The money is recurring and predictable, not at the discretion of whoever happens to be feeling generous this quarter. * **Post-incident investigation.** After a major collapse the NTSB produces a formal accident report with findings of probable cause and recommendations: I-35W in Minneapolis, Fern Hollow in Pittsburgh. Recognising a structure as a public bridge switches all of that on automatically: the inventory entry, the inspection cycle, the condition ratings, the funding line, the closure authority. For an open source project, the same recognition currently switches on a speech. The government action that has followed regulates the _consumers_ of open source rather than the infrastructure. The EU Cyber Resilience Act, US Executive Order 14028, and the various SBOM mandates put obligations on companies that ship products containing open source, which in bridge terms is requiring haulage firms to certify which bridges their trucks crossed while not employing any bridge inspectors. ## Ownership Critical open source projects generally have identifiable owners (named maintainers, a foundation, a company), and the single-maintainer statistic is alarming because the number is one rather than because it is unknown. What they lack is a _state_ owner of record, but the bridge regime does not require one. The Ambassador Bridge between Detroit and Windsor carries around a quarter of road-borne US–Canada merchandise trade, is owned by a private company, and is still subject to federal inspection because the regime attaches to the function the structure performs, not to who holds the title. We know exactly who owns it, and we have left them to it. ## Null results The part of NBIS with the least open source equivalent is the most boring: an inspection that finds nothing wrong is filed with exactly the same formality as one that finds a crack in a girder. The inspector records a 9 for the deck and a 9 for the superstructure, dates and signs it, and it goes into the National Bridge Inventory next to all the others, with date of last inspection a queryable field in its own right. In open source, a review that finds nothing wrong is almost never published, because the only outputs with anywhere to go are findings: issues, pull requests, CVEs. The absence of a CVE against a project cannot distinguish “someone competent checked this and it was fine” from “nobody has looked.” Bug bounties, CVE credit, advisory acknowledgements, and conference talks all pay out on findings, and time spent confirming that a library is sound earns nothing and leaves no trace, which makes a clean review economically irrational to perform. A bridge inspector is paid the same for a 9 as for a 3, and that flat rate is what makes routine inspection a job rather than a hobby. A certified inspector’s “found sound” is a legal record because the state has defined who counts as an inspector and what an inspection consists of, whereas a drive-by GitHub comment saying “I looked at this and it seems fine” is correctly discounted to zero because there is no way to know who looked, how hard, or at what. Without a definition of what an inspection is and who is qualified to perform one, a clean report has no weight, so nobody bothers to write one. ## Procurement Germany’s Sovereign Tech Agency is the clearest example I know of a government treating open source as infrastructure it has some responsibility for, and the telling detail is the legal form. It was set up in 2022 as the Sovereign Tech _Fund_ and renamed in 2024 to the Sovereign Tech _Agency_ , a shift from a thing that disburses money to a thing that does work, and it pays maintainers under service contracts rather than grants, because German public-spending law makes it difficult for the government to give money away without defined consideration in return. That constraint is usually described as a bureaucratic obstacle, but it is doing the same job here that it does in civil engineering, where state departments of transportation procure inspection and repair from contractors under agreements specifying scope, deliverables, schedule, and acceptance criteria. A contract casts the maintainer as a professional the state is buying from because it needs the work done, which is a more accurate and more dignified relationship than the grantee-and-benefactor one that most open source funding has settled into. The procuring agency writes its own scope of work (which project, which components, what methodology, what gets published and by when), so a review delivered against that scope to a public agency carries weight because of who commissioned it and what they specified, not because of any certification the reviewer holds. Engineering standards have generally propagated this way, from large public buyers writing down what they will pay for and contractors converging on whatever wins the work, which also avoids the argument about who has the authority to set norms for open source: a scope of work claims no authority over the ecosystem, only over the purchase order. ## Scope of work A maintenance contract for an open source project has an obvious scope, and most of it is work maintainers already do unpaid: * Test coverage * Documentation * Performance benchmarks * Security review * Compatibility matrices against supported language and platform versions * Dependency updates Every item on that list produces an artifact whether or not it turns up a problem, since coverage is a percentage regardless, a compatibility matrix has a value in every cell, and a security review conducted on a given date against a stated methodology is a record even when the finding count is zero. Those artifacts map onto component condition ratings, a dated profile across several dimensions instead of a single health score, each of which can be re-measured on a cycle. A profile can also carry the equivalent of a load posting, where the report records that the project is sound within stated limits (“maintained for LTS platforms only,” “not hardened against untrusted input”) without having to choose between a clean bill and a warning label, which is a state open source currently has no way to express. Aggregate the reports across enough contracts and the result is an inventory with a structure number, an owner of record, a date of last inspection, and a condition by component. Documentation goes stale, dependencies become outdated, and CI matrices stop matching the platforms people use, on a shorter cycle than concrete weathers because the environment a library runs in is other software that is also changing. The right instrument is a maintenance contract on a term, not a one-off grant or a bounty, and “we funded that project in 2024” should sound as odd as “we inspected that bridge in 2024.” The boundary of that contract is condition assessment and upkeep rather than feature development, so the state is buying “keep it standing and report its condition,” which answers in advance the worry that government money would put government hands on a project’s roadmap. The institution the _Roads and Bridges_ metaphor pointed at already exists, with fifty years of regulation, case law, and procurement practice behind it, and none of it was built by asking trucking companies to sponsor their favourite overpass.
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Joel Chippindale @joel.social.monkeysthumb.co.uk.ap.brid.gy · 29/06/2026
You have until tomorrow (Tue 30th) to apply for one of these 29 full coaching scholarships → social.monkeysthumb.co.uk/@joel/116…
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Joel Chippindale @joel.social.monkeysthumb.co.uk.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026
A graveyard of nearly 400 of Google's abandoned products. Worth perusing next time you are considering depending on something that they provide → killedbygoogle.com
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Killed by Google
Killed by Google is the open source list of dead Google products, services, and devices. It serves as a tribute and memorial of beloved services and products killed by Google.
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Joel Chippindale @joel.social.monkeysthumb.co.uk.ap.brid.gy · 24/06/2026
@pigsaw Awww. That photo brought back memories 😀🥲
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Julia Evans @b0rk.social.jvns.ca.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
i love this blog post, it's always so difficult for me to think about timezone issues and this is such a great example of how the way you model time data depends on what you're doing! www.crunchydata.com/blog/british-co… (like, if there's an appointment at 4PM […]
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Hate it when people suggest children will be happy if they play outside. I remember playing outside. It was fucking dreadful. I wanted to go back in and play video games and read comics, but apparently being outside held some kind of magic power which erased adults' critical faculties.
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tante @tante.tldr.nettime.org.ap.brid.gy · 12/06/2026
McSweeney's on "AI finances" goes harder than most business publications. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ai-econ…
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AI Economics for Dummies
As AI companies get ready to go public and we get a deeper look at their inner workings, it’s only natural to have questions about their finances, like “Do they make money?” and “How?” Here are a few examples to help the average layperson understand the business side of AI. **1.** Acquiring one grape costs Alex $2 billion. Alex offers to sell Mike one grape a month for the next 12 months for $1 billion per grape. Alex asks for the full $12 billion up front and provides Mike with one grape for the first month. Alex makes a $10 billion profit this month; his ARR is $120 billion, and his profits are trending up at an infinite rate. _The Wall Street Journal_ ’s business editor moves into Alex’s house, having accepted a part-time position as Alex’s human footstool. He never asks to see the books. **2.** Laura drives a taxi. Instead of charging her customers a fee for every ride, she charges them a $20/month subscription. Laura has 40 million paying customers, totaling roughly $13 billion in annual revenue. Laura spends $25 billion/year on gas. In a fit of late-capitalist bloodlust, hordes of tech and finance bros riot in the streets, firebombing every rideshare, bus, and pedicab they can find, declaring the transportation business officially “over.” Also, Laura’s taxi cost her $1 trillion to attain, and she’ll have to replace it in four to eight years. **3.** Jenny owns a crematorium. John’s propane company gives her a $20 billion investment in return for 5 percent of her operation. Jenny throws $10 billion into the incinerator, then pays John $10 billion to buy propane to burn that money to ashes. John reports that his AI investments have generated $10 billion in revenue this quarter and that he owns 5 percent of a $100 billion business. A reporter from _Forbes_ is assigned to profile John and Jenny, and over the course of his research, he becomes embroiled in a passionate but confusing three-way love affair with them, which eventually turns into a polyamorous common-law marriage. His profile is glowing, but light on financial details. **4.** Benjamin owns a farm. He employs 100 workers plowing his fields. His total payroll is $10 million/year. One day, he buys a mule, which provides the worker who uses it with a modest 10 percent productivity gain. Benjamin fires 99 of his workers and purchases 99 mules, expecting a 1,000 percent productivity gain. The driverless mules cause plow damage to his property in excess of $50 million. Benjamin loses another $5 million due to the loss of productivity from his one remaining employee, who no longer guides a plow but instead spends 100 percent of his time shoveling mule shit. Goldman Sachs builds an altar to Benjamin in their lobby and cuts out the heart of a junior analyst on it every Friday. They call it “Blood Sacrifice Friday.” The name isn’t catchy, but the event becomes a management favorite nonetheless. **5.** Xavier owns an apartment that he rents out at a loss of $1 billion/month. Seeing this success, he decides to make financial commitments to construct $850 billion in new apartments in places nobody wants them. He convinces Ted to leverage everything he owns to help him build the apartments, telling him that once they are built, every human being on Earth will live in them. Ted contributes $100 billion, part of which immediately goes toward paying off Xavier’s $1 billion/month loss. _Forbes_ gives Xavier and Ted a cover feature, likening their building project to God creating the Heavens and the Earth. Many Fortune 500 CEOs take this comparison literally and establish a new religion around Ted and Xavier, with themselves as high priests. Soon, they start a Holy War with the pope, declaring “Ted and Xavier the One True Gods on Earth” and promising to “purge the nonbelievers” in an official press release. They annex, then subsequently demolish, Vatican City, committing another $900 billion dollars to build new apartments in its place. _Forbes_ hails this as “disruptive,” though it’s not clear how Ted and Xavier plan to finance the project. We hope these examples help clarify the inner workings of AI economics. But if you’re still confused, all you really need to know is that everything is totally working and everyone is making a lot of money, and you should just stop asking questions, luddite.
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
It breaks my mind that Trump saying a deal is close with Iran still secures one of five news slots in a BBC radio bulletin. He's fucking said this for months guys. Months. None of it means anything.
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 12/06/2026
OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA
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Joel Chippindale @joel.social.monkeysthumb.co.uk.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026
This advice from @patkua on introducing metrics is spot on → martinfowler.com/articles/useOfMetr…
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An Appropriate Use of Metrics
Metrics are a seductive way to measure progress but often lead to problematic behavior. Here are some guidelines to avoid the ways metrics are used inappropriately.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
p.s. I’m on a German book tour: come and see me in Berlin (mon), Frankfurt (tue), or Munich (wed). Details at www.tomgauld.com
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Roberta Fidora @robertafidora.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/06/2026
Roberta Fidora - Notification tv.gravitons.org/w/hcrRMgWzEwpcZat8… #Music #MusicVideos #Videos #Gravitons
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Roberta Fidora - Notification
In "Notification", an ageing female newsreader is replaced by the technology of the day and demoted to the role of local news reporter, but technology may not have won this round, as she finds unex...
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Joel Chippindale @joel.social.monkeysthumb.co.uk.ap.brid.gy · 03/06/2026
📢 29 full coaching scholarships for leaders from underrepresented groups in technology 📢 Are you a leader from an underrepresented group in technology who is looking to overcome difficult challenges, and/or increase your impact, and/or advance in your career? If so, then apply for one of our […]
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Joel Chippindale @joel.social.monkeysthumb.co.uk.ap.brid.gy · 15/05/2026
And a great reminder of how hard it is to do simultaneous translation 😅
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Joel Chippindale @joel.social.monkeysthumb.co.uk.ap.brid.gy · 15/05/2026
It was fun to see Delcy Morelos at the opening of her sculpture, origo, at the Barbican last night. It's worth a visit for the olfactory experience alone. → www.barbican.org.uk/whats-on/2026/e…
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origo | Barbican
Colombian artist Delcy Morelos explores our relationship with the earth in a monumental, site-specific installation made of soil, clay and fragrant spices.
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Tom Stafford @tomstafford.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 14/05/2026
Don’t ask forgiveness, radiate intent medium.com/@ElizAyer/dont-ask-forgi… I think about this @elizayer post all the time. I don't know of a single piece of advice that has helped me more to appreciate complex organisations yet retain the ability to act
line drawings of people on bikes, making hand signals
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Joel Chippindale @joel.social.monkeysthumb.co.uk.ap.brid.gy · 09/05/2026
Hot and sunny for todays #AllyPallyParkrun, a leisurely (yeah right 😉) 39m 13s
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Simon Willison @simon.fedi.simonwillison.net.ap.brid.gy · 07/05/2026
Under-reported details of the xAI/Anthropic Colossus data center deal: Anthropic get Colossus 1 but xAI keep using the larger Colossus 2, Colossus 1 has a REALLY bad environmental record, and xAI just shut down a bunch of older models on 2 weeks' notice […]
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Joel Chippindale @joel.social.monkeysthumb.co.uk.ap.brid.gy · 05/05/2026
Lots of valuable wisdom shared by @sally about the very human work of building maintainable software and the teams that make it so in this interview maintainable.fm/episodes/sally-lait…
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Sally Lait: Confidence Is the Real Metric
Sally Lait joins Robby to explore why confidence might be the most important signal of software maintainability. They dig into the cultural dynamics behind legacy systems, why technical debt becomes a people problem, and how teams can move forward without dismissing the work that got them here.
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