Joe Janes @joejanes1065.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This has inspired me to start a new hobby. Making paper clips chains cuz there's no way I would ever be able to do this. 011
Reposted by Joe Janes𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 07/09/2026Happy Labor Day! “The upper class keeps all the money and pays no taxes. The middle class pays all the taxes and does all the work. The poor are just there to scare the shit out of the middle class.” - George Carlin 19782412606
Joe Janes @joejanes1065.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Spoke to Mitch McConnell today. He said he's doing well, my mother says hello, and I'll find love in an unexpected place. The psychic only charged me $50. 050
Joe Janes @joejanes1065.bsky.social · 28/08/2026This Saturday at Chicago Dramatists come see what's cooking with a sampling of alums. I'm doing a piece in the 1 - 3pm slot called Slightly Written/Mostly Improvised featuring Pat Musker, Pat Towne, Rick Hall, and Ric Walker. Tickets are pay-what-you-can. tinyurl.com/y3hc4685 060
Joe Janes @joejanes1065.bsky.social · 06/08/2026It's an incredible waste of tax payers' money, but you know who really doesn't care that your statues are gilded? Pigeons. 060
Joe Janes @joejanes1065.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Watched The Odyssey on my iPhone. Not sure what the big deal is. 030
Joe Janes @joejanes1065.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Let us not forget that the melody of our national anthem is lifted from a British drinking song - A tinge of irony and also a bit too on the nose. tenor.com/view/firewor... Go home, America. You're drunk.tenor.comFirework Dont Try This GIF - Firework Dont Try This Idiot - Discover & Share GIFsClick to view the GIF 010
Joe Janes @joejanes1065.bsky.social · 30/06/2026My favorite movie of all time. I do subscribe to the "it's a slasher film" theory. The sequal should be about Charlie dealing with multiple class action lawsuits. 130
Reposted by Joe JanesChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 28/06/2026Girl, yes 🔥 Let’s believe. Rising Dem star and our future president. 1683380963
Reposted by Joe JanesBrant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I thought this was on Point…. 344205796122
Joe Janes @joejanes1065.bsky.social · 21/06/2026This is a fascinating journey to the bottom of the sea. You'll also discover that the people in charge of naming species need to be replaced. Headless Chicken Fish? Flabby Whale? C'mon! neal.fun/deep-sea/neal.funThe Deep SeaScroll down the deep sea in this interactive page. 010
Joe Janes @joejanes1065.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I have been in bed about 45 minutes longer than expected so far because there is a cat sleeping on me. But I wonder if the cat is actually awake and thinking, “I can’t move because my human really likes it when I curl up on him.” This could go on for awhile. 040
Joe Janes @joejanes1065.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I'm working on a new play about a 1970s psychopath weatherman who is also a horror movie host. Good times. Come hear the first two scenes. 040
Joe Janes @joejanes1065.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Thank you to everyone who came out to Chicago Dramatists to see the first public reading of my play "Earth's Designated Mourner". It was a lovely turnout and I appreciate your support! The Team. Josh, Thomas, Mary, Me, Rania, and huge thank you to Constance Kuntz and Naked Angels. 010
Joe Janes @joejanes1065.bsky.social · 04/05/2026This is tonight. Hope to see you there. Will there be a cheese fountain? Only in spirit. 030
Joe Janes @joejanes1065.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Making sure this stays on your radar by including a painting of a cat smoking and drinking. 020
Joe Janes @joejanes1065.bsky.social · 18/04/2026April 18th. Mirri’s Gotcha Day. Been one year and she’s still adorable and a bit mischievous. @harmonyhouseforcats 020
Reposted by Joe Janeschristhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Incredible picture: Orion snapped this high-resolution selfie in space with a camera mounted on one of its solar array wings during a routine external inspection of the spacecraft on the second day into the Artemis II mission. Credit: NASA 1362092396
Joe Janes @joejanes1065.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Want to see Spock sing and dance about praising Jesus? You're welcome. Happy Easter. youtu.be/ZK4gM7RC1M0?...youtu.beThe Church Play Cinematic UniverseYouTube video by Jenny Nicholson 020
Reposted by Joe JanesWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 02/04/2026This is proof that sometimes you never know how good things can get, and even then, they can sometimes get even better. 13/10 for all (TT: matiastapia2409) 237134622173
Joe Janes @joejanes1065.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Got some great news this week! My play called "Earth's Designated Mourner" is going to receive its first public reading at Chicago Dramatists as part of the Naked Angels 1st Mondays series. May the Fourth (be with you). Come check it out!media.tenor.coma despicable me character is dancing in front of a full moonALT: a despicable me character is dancing in front of a full moon 100
Reposted by Joe JanesMs. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Dame Judi Dench! 🤣☠️ 1742161974
Joe Janes @joejanes1065.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Been working on decorating my office. Going for a very professional look. 000
Joe Janes @joejanes1065.bsky.social · 04/03/2026What the what? I guess the contents settled while shipping. 100
Joe Janes @joejanes1065.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Found someone’s shopping list on the sidewalk. I hope they don’t forget to get the booty crumbs! 000
Joe Janes @joejanes1065.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Most of the conversations I have with my cats start with me saying, "Yep. That's your butt." 020
Joe Janes @joejanes1065.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Not sure how grueling your work week was, but I got milk poured on me by a cow flying in an airplane. Fortunately, there was a cookie involved. 020
Joe Janes @joejanes1065.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Well, at least the money is going to something good. 010
Reposted by Joe Janes𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝 @nashishereforit.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Wow. 13133614716658
Joe Janes @joejanes1065.bsky.social · 11/02/2026I’m 64 and I think I have a wisdom tooth coming in. Read the room, dude! 020
Joe Janes @joejanes1065.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Come hear a new excerpt from my new play "Earh's Designated Mourner". Tuesdys @ 9 is free and always a good time. It's a safe space, too, if you ever want to share your work or participate in the cold readings. 020
Joe Janes @joejanes1065.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Well, the public has spoken! I wonder how many of them actually saw it. 120