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Joe Fisto

@joefisto.bsky.social
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 26m
Anyone stupid enough to do that deserves what they get
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 27m
I hear it’s also good to be Ina Forrest
People Magazine; main headline “it’s good to be Ina Garten” with a picture of who I assume is Ina Garten.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Digital illustration of the heroic goose from Untitled Goose Game. Goose is all white with orange feet and beak and everything is rendered in flat simple shapes. Goose is standing next to a stream with greenery and blue sky behind, proudly holding the coveted shiny bell in his beak. Handwritten lettering in the sky reads ‘Maybe it will happen today.’
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"When that word was coined in 1871 it was meant this awful thing, I can't believe you just used it." No one gives a shit. The meaning has changed. Not one person alive uses it in its original context and you aren't smart for looking it up and getting offended by what it meant in cowboy times.
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
1996 George Carlin knew what 2026 would bring youtu.be/2lY5JZgWvzQ?...
youtu.be
George Carlin on Televised Executions
YouTube video by Vincent Foti
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Scribdoooon. Shully gully and mercy.
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*bring
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This doesn’t surprise me and he shouldn’t be so eager to being back the firing squad considering all the war crimes he’s done
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.
Trump nodding, Susan Dell emoting.
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Some people have gone so woke they’ve circled back around and become racists. What do you mean it’s wrong to date outside your race?
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
AI people are just the worst
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
After hearing how Sebastian Maniscalco’s radio show is screwing over smaller comedians, I must remember I don’t fuck with that guy. I only know him from that SNL skit and it’s fallout
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Reject modernity, embrace tradition
Businessman Trent ReznorTrent Resnor who could be a Criminal Minds villain
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Some people in this world have to complete therapy before getting surgical procedures. These people don't. Why is that?
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t care for violence, but sometimes a person needs to be smacked in the face
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is not normal, why are people acting like this is normal, he thinks to himself for the trillionth time since 2015
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Horrifying: Arizona Democratic congressional candidate Bernadette Greene-Placentia was raped by a man after he knocked her out. Another man approached her to do the same. “She began swinging her foot at him. ‘Not even worth it,’ she heard the man say as he moved away.”
phoenixnewtimes.com
Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing.
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’d argue that if you survive an execution, the lord wants you to live. That argument should fly in Tennessee. Can’t make god mad, right? Nevermind the blatant violation of “thou shalt not kill” by the state but whatever
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There must be a reckoning soon for these racists. They're getting bolder and bolder by the day. abc7.com/post/hurts-l...
abc7.com
Couple speaks out after woman tells camera crew to 'go back to Mexico' during OC mariachi proposal
A wedding proposal in Laguna Beach has gone viral after a woman confronted a camera crew preparing to photograph the moment and made racist comments that were captured on video.
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Big crowd here, waiting for the main event. Castle Rat
A large crowd of people
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Waiting for Castle Rat to start. Not super familiar with them, but it looked like fun so here we are. One of the openers is described as a “cinematic dungeon synth project” whatever that means. I think I’m in for a good time.
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
6.5 hours left for me to get what I want for my birthday! Hurry up massive coronary!
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Perhaps this could result in a future headline containing the words “Pete Hegseth” “Trump” and “firing squad” that would make people happy www.military.com/trump-hegset...
military.com
Trump Has Approved a US Military Firing Squad Execution for Fort Hood Shooter Nidal Hasan, the First Since 1945
Nidal Hasan fired inside a crowded soldier-processing center at Fort Hood on Nov. 5, 2009, in one of the deadliest shootings ever on a U.S. base.
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I fear that the way my life is going, no one will ever yell “REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE” at me.
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
More reasons to hate Gavin Newsom
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 06/10/2026
HAHAHAHHAHAHA "On Monday, Williams took to her Instagram Stories, posting a screenshot of DHS’ statement alongside her own suggestion: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat dick.”"
rollingstone.com
Hayley Williams Responds to DHS' Suggestion to Thank Officers After ICE Comments: 'Nazi Bitches'
Hayley Williams has drawn the ire of President Donald Trump's Department of Homeland Security.
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My lovely wife bought me this vinyl of one of my favorite albums, Blast Tyrant by Clutch. She’s the best.
The cover to Clutch’s Blast Tyrant. There’s a creepy little man siting in a chair.
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Everything with his name on it is shit.
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tomorrow is my birthday, what a perfect day for it to happen 🤞
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Posting this in light of the good news youtu.be/sw3_5AaWBlY?...
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THE ABSOLUTE VERY BEST OF REV. JIM BAKKER
YouTube video by Vic Berger
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yet no one truly loves him. He has no real friends. Everyone around him is there for money, clout or status.
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do it. My least favorite is when someone is “humiliated” by whatever. The people they’re talking about aren’t capable of being humiliated; too stupid, too evil.
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We should all be so rewarded for being shit at our jobs
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
THANK YOU. So annoying.
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cool. Cool cool cool.
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Someone at the New York Times saw Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 and had some questions
Screenshot of NY Times, headline “are babies conscious?”
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can't wait for the SCOTUS to make a decision that makes things worse for everyone!
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Another dead pedophile. The world is a better place.
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am 100% okay with people letting their stupid politics and opinions rob themselves of of enjoyable things. That’s ok. Fuck em. I hope they end up with nothing to enjoy.
A YouTube thumbnail, video title is “gta 6 is feminist slop” the image in the thumbnail is the male character with the word CUCK in bold letters. I won’t name the weak ass motherfucker who made the video.
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I found a kid in TikTok who has toilet autism. Makes me wonder, how are special interests doled out? How did this kid end up loving toilets more than anything else? It’s fascinating.
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jesus Christ it’s Alan Wake
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t have a math brain. Hate the stuff. Still people do this shit for fun, and it sucks when some asswipe comes along with their computer to say “My computer solved that. No more fun for you Poindexter”
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The remake of Pink Floyd's The Wall looks like shit
Pink from the movie The Wall looking like a goddamn nazi.
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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I saw a video of a man complaining about the *posture* of video game characters. Motherfuckers will whine about anything for engagement.
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Conservatives cannot make good art. It’s impossible.
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Laws don’t matter
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
youtu.be/UDa1pAtXyA0?...
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Hilarious WWE Impressions w/ Dan Soder & Will Sasso! Macho Man, Jesse Ventura, Hogan, Andre, Austin
YouTube video by Chris Van Vliet
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Joe Fisto @joefisto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I could watch Will Sasso and Dan Soder do wrestling impressions all day long OH YEAH
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