The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026…punctuated by fleets of cop cars and fire trucks doing 5mph and running the sirens. I do not care for this state of affairs. 000
The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Tried to hunker down with a book at the brewery downtown but after ~90 minutes I said fuck it and walked home. Need to go back for the car later. Now I’m trying to take that nap but I can hear the parade, which amounts to every high school marching band in the county… 100
The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Spent the night at my girlfriend’s, an hour-ish away. Her very sweet dog was full of beans all night and didn’t let us sleep much. Went for breakfast in the morning and then headed home craving a nap. Turns out there’s a fucking parade and every street that would take me to my apartment is closed. 100
Reposted by The Last Picture JoeMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026all this is both foolish and unnecessary 81135421
Reposted by The Last Picture JoeBrandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp... 5458272566
The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’m an episode and a half away from being caught up on A History of Rock Music in 500 Songs and I’ve gotta say—Jesus Christ I cannot fucking stand Frank Zappa 011
The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The thing I can’t get past about Whalefall is that it’s so incredibly easy to not be swallowed by a whale. I do it literally every single day of my life 110
The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Whoever was responsible for placing ads for Lingo Kids in Behind the Bastards is a fucking terrorist 010
The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026*they might have technically been Zennials, idk what the hell the cutoff is but they’d be 30ish now 010
The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026There was this pervasive attitude of “of COURSE I don’t have a printer, I’m a MILLENNIAL*”. My thought was always ok, but if you’re being asked to print stuff often enough to get all bent out of shape about it, doesn’t that indicate that you should probably get one? 110
The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The iced coffee discourse reminds me of when I was in grad school and all the kids who were younger than me were so aggrieved by the expectation that they’d need to print things (I went in at 29 and most of my classmates were straight out of undergrad). 110
The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026BlueSky being the sports app is more or less delightful during baseball season but now that football is getting going I feel like I need to get the fuck out of here 010
The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The two classics being, of course, the 1979 original and 2017’s Alien: Covenant 010
The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I want to watch The Empire Strikes Back so bad right now but I swore to not watch any of The Good Ones™️ for a year before the 50th anniversary theatrical remaster screenings and The Bad Ones™️ are Bad™️ 010
The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My Photos app just gave me a new self-curated album called “Back in the Day” that’s just a bunch of pictures of the prehistoric man dioramas at the AMNH 000
The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Someone on my work message board is trying to resell three Ed Sheeran tickets for $200 each, a whopping $19 under what they paid 000
The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Is the podcast you’re referring to the “Piece of My Heart” episode of A History of Rock Music in 500 Songs? Weirdly, I just listened to that myself. 111
The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It's so insane that my birthday is just Charlie Kirk day now 230
Reposted by The Last Picture JoeColin Smith @colinsmith.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Hamlet, by the great Eric Fraser, 1951. 125654
The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026“perfectly respectful” is so fucking funny 0240
The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Please enjoy this rare Henry I just found in my camera roll 020
The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Hey are there any Warhammer podcasts that aren’t hosted by 2-4 of the most annoying guys on the planet? I would really like to zone out to some kind of non-YouTube audio lore dump, but I need something more polished than “some dorks from the game store having a giggly conversation” 000
The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 20/08/20261490 Doom starter finally arrived on Tuesday, and on Wednesday I was able to paint my first two doom warriors. Cannot fucking wait to play this thing 000
The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The “do you even have a career plan?” “Uh yeah, does getting laid count?” “*gasp* NO!” exchange between him and Mitch Hurwitz in the Koogler trailer is something I think about almost daily 160
The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore is so fucking good 010
The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026This perch/feeder combo is the best purchase I’ve ever made 120
The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I hate the schlubby Sketchup Free guy so fucking much 010
The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Oh it’s absolutely my favorite stuff they’ve done since Angles 110
The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 07/08/2026You gotta get into Le Guin as a counterweight 110
The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I have been completely 1490 Doom-pilled. I spent the better part of yesterday building a styrofoam castle to play 1490 Doom on. I am just so fucking jazzed about 1490 Doom 000
The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I went rogue and got 10pm stoned McDonald’s last night and this morning I feel like this 030
The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 31/07/2026If this means Fantasy Flight has lost all their other Stat Wars licenses, so help me god. If we’re about to lose Star Wars Unlimited for a fucking Universes Beyond MTG set I am going to run amok 110
The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 31/07/2026He’s trying to bring the couch out from under me 010
The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Random dudes I interact with out in the world are noticeably friendlier since I started wearing a Portland Seadogs hat 000
The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Quotes and replies are disabled so I guess I’ll just have to throw it out here that if you take the R to mean the Razzies there are actually two winners (Alan Menken and Liza Minelli) 000
The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Is anyone doing anything *other* than the Wilson translation for their Odyssey reads? I’ve been making my way through the Fagles this week and enjoying it a lot, much more propulsive than my schoolboy memory of the Fitzgerald. 020
The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 20/07/2026MATEWAN with a Q&A with John Sayles, Chris Cooper, David Strathairn and others on Saturday, TO WONG FOO: THANKS FOR EVERYTHING! JULIE NEWMAR the next day, BARRY LYNDON remaster the following Thursday, and trekking to Albany for THE ODYSSEY round 2 in IMAX at some point in that span. Da movies, baby 020
The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Frustrating as it is not having a single premium format screen within reasonable driving distance, it’s also kind of freeing. I can go see The Odyssey at the theater 15 minutes down the road this afternoon without any amount of agonizing; there’s simply no other practical choice. 030
The Last Picture Joe @joefavs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026This guy would have been in his mid 40s when Kiss was popular 010
