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Joe Dudek

@joedudekjd.bsky.social
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Maryland appellate typography guru. All opinions mine. All humor niche.

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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 5h
Crazy how the not-precedents just keep on precedenting.
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 5h
And one man who would do anything to help the thugs rove.
So, the thought is that after issuing a fraudulent arrest warrant stating that 
petitioner’s information was part of the system when it was not and indicating that he 
could be biometrically identified even though they had not collected the information to 
make a positive match, Cuni attempted to reconcile these falsehoods by subsequently 
collecting the information, adding it to those systems and, after issuing the warrant, 
searching the databases again to “find” him.10
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 5h
Can the computer make earl gray tea, hot, yet?
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 17h
A picture of Salma Hayek next to text reading “"The curious task of economics is to demonstrate to men how little they really know about what they imagine they can design."
~ Hayek”
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'd never heard of the watch brand before, but it looks like a reasonable choice for a LEO — quality parts without breaking the bank.
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What a week, huh?
a very tired pupper
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Michael Scott's Iconic 'Thank You' Moment
Alt: Michael Scott's Iconic 'Thank You' Moment
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You know what, guys?
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This. I've been saying for years (and soliciting panel comments for just as long) that the leading feature of a turn to originalism is that its standards don't evolve.
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That can't be right. There'd be way more copyright scholarship from Yoo.
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A Few Good Men In Black
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They're trying to indict Margaret Hooper.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This thing has made me go do a lot of reading tonight, and the Wikipedia page about the last public execution in the United States is well-written. It was Rainey Bethea, a Black man hanged in front of a crowd of 20,000 in 1936, a spectacle which embarrassed Kentucky enough that they ended hangings.
Hanna placed the noose around Bethea's neck, adjusted it, and then signaled to Hash to pull the trigger. Instead, Hash, who was drunk, did nothing. Hanna shouted at Hash, "Do it!" A deputy then leaned onto the trigger, which sprang the trap door. citation needed! Bethea fell 8 feet (2.4 m), and his neck was instantly broken.
Afterward, two doctors confirmed he was dead.
His body was taken to Andrew & Wheatley
Funeral Home. Icitation needed! He wanted his body to be sent to his sister in South Carolina so that she could arrange for him to be interred next to his father, but against these wishes, he was buried in a pauper's grave at Owensboro Cemetery (also known as City Cemetery and
"Potter's Field") in Owensboro. 14]It was estimated that a crowd of about 20,000 people gathered to watch the execution.!9! One man, 36-year-old Leonard A. Peters, was killed in a car accident while driving to Owensboro to witness the hanging. Three others, including his wife, were injured. 15. Afterwards, Hanna complained that Hash should not have been allowed to perform the execution in his drunken
condition. Hanna further said it was the worst display he experienced in the 70 hangings he had supervised. citation needed]
The spot where the scaffold stood
(approximately 37.775248° -87.116462°) is now part of a drop-off/pick-up lane in front of the Owensboro Convention Center. citation needed]へ
End of public executions in
Kentucky
As the Kentucky General Assembly had been meeting in its biennial sessions at the time, the media circus surrounding the Bethea execution embarrassed members of the Kentucky
legislature. In spite of the humiliation, they could not amend laws regarding executions until the next session in 1938. However, the trial judges in two separate Kentucky rape cases ordered that the hangings of John "Pete" Montjoy and Harold Van Venison be conducted privately. Montjoy, age 23, was privately hanged in Covington on December 17, 1937.On January 17, 1938, William R. Attkisson of the Kentucky State Senate's 38th District (representing Louisville), introduced Senate Bill 69, repealing the requirement in Section 1137 that executions for convicted rapists be conducted by hanging in the county seat where they raped their victims. The bill was promoted in the Kentucky House of Representatives by Representative Charles W. Anderson Jr., one of the attorneys who assisted Bethea in his post-conviction relief motions.
After both houses approved the bill, Governor Chandler signed it into law on March 12, 1938; it became effective on May 30 of that year.
Chandler later expressed regret at having approved the repeal, claiming, "Our streets are no longer safe." The last person ever legally hanged in Kentucky was Harold Van Venison, a
33-year-old African-American singer, who was privately executed in Covington on June 3, 1938.
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
An AI generated movie poster for a movie titled Gleason
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hard agree.
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The other day, my dog tried to eat some old chicken bones she found on the side of the road. I would have stopped her, but I'm trying to change a culture of paternalism in my household.
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And if he did need to hold a vote, he'd reincorporate somewhere else so that he didn't.
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
At the top-right of this chart is the artist that put a beard in every silverleaf plant.
Silverleaf with the beard circled in red.
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When two A.I. agents become intimate, how do they keep from producing a new A.I. agent? They use the algorithm method.
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ongoing Christa Pike litigation is even weirder than you think.
tiktok.com
Watch as a Davidson County judge questions the State of Tennessee over the botched execution of Christa Pike, who was convicted in the 1995 torture and murder of Colleen Slemmer. #christapike #tenness...
TikTok video by WSMV
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You built your entire career out of the first lyric.
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm just sad Joel McElvain had to live to see this.
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Federal Programs Division used to mean something.
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
9/10 paraphrase
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Please do not pay my credit card bills. I'll take care of those on my own, thx.
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
These men, what absolute tossers.
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
!!
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's Emperor Palpatine.
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky:
Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Ralof: Hey, you. You're finally awake.
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah, I mean one can conclude that it's just politics or Calvinball all the way down. I mean if you had to describe it on legal criteria ...
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm curious what folks think of Jack Goldsmith's claim that "overturning Roe v. Wade ... [was] not resolved on the basis of original constitutional meaning." In a sense, it was doctrinal and not originalist, in that it applied Glucksberg. But the Glucksberg criteria seem to target original meaning.
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good to know some states still harbor good faith and fair dealing. 😉
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The trouble with Justice Alito's experiential originalism is that the last living signatory to the Constitution died in June 1836. archive.ph/n1USb
So Ordered decries judges who aim to be theorists and lays out a “working judicial” brand of originalism that reflects Alito’s decades of “hands-on experience.” In many respects, his approach inverts the orthodox view. He jettisons “restraint” as a goal and counsels that originalism “sometimes calls for bold action.” In marked contrast with Scalia, who believed that a judge who “always likes the results he reaches is a bad judge,” Alito tells jurists “who welcome occasions when their originalist analysis leads to results they dislike” to “shed this insecure mindset.” He also thinks that originalists should call attention to the value of the outcomes that their decisions produce. Unless the theory “is widely viewed as generally producing good results,” he argues, it won’t survive. He never explains what makes a result good and never considers that he and his colleagues—and the American people—disagree on that question.
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That was helpful, thanks.
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Do I not know what the word "no" means? Chance: Tony says I'm wrong about which way is up. Tony: No, I just think you're wrong about which way is up.
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
avoid major question doctrine review with this one clever trick
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I guess @annmlipton.bsky.social and @chancethelawyer.bsky.social aren't the only ones who think the Texans are in a race to the bottom.
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(Also the oathbreaker clause.)
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It thinks I exercise a lot at home lmao
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah, I'm mostly identifying sometimes-waived immunities.
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes it is, though. Local governments, airport authorities, schools, etc. often have coverage that might help get to a reasonable settlement faster.
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nobody wants to work there, which is all going perfectly according to plan.
Ms. Dhillon praised the quality of the new lawyers, and said she was revamping a division that had been dominated by liberals for far too long.
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not to mention the next layer of analysis: Whether the existence of covered and non-covered claims creates a conflict of interest that should prevent the insurer from controlling the defense.
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There are a STUNNING number of tree- and assault-related cases where a plaintiff pleads something like "he negligently punched me in the face" to try to get the defendant an insured defense. Courts struggle with that gamesmanship.
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
1. Split out the costs of defending each count as best you can with the insurers paying the negligence costs. 2. If the insurer has a piece, they have the whole thing. 3. Simmer the complaint to its essence and try to abstract an overall negligence vs. intent analysis.
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There is meaningful interstate disagreement over how to address the duty to defend when a complaint contains covered claims like negligence and non-covered claims like assault. You could imagine lots of rules: ...
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah, the intentional conduct bar in CGL policies (and the related moral hazard) is fairly well-understood in the coverage bar. The only real fight here is probably over a duty to defend, not a duty to indemnify. That's still real money, but not $5b.
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I would have guessed the entire cast of SpongeBob SquarePants before I got to this guy.
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Remind them to tell their Civ. Pro. professors that appellate courts can order the entry of summary judgment in the non-moving party’s favor based on a recitation of the facts that does not apply the appropriate review framework.
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Joe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you had given me a million guesses who he had in mind, I would not have come close.
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