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Joe Buonfiglio

@joebuonfiglio.bsky.social
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Author & Literary Absurdist. Karma Extractor: On-Call Nihilist Evacuations.... Sure I have OCD; but man, do my toilets shine! ... ©+All Rights Reserved. www.JoeBuonfiglio.com

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 21h
So, let me get this straight. You people use social media to stay connected, share pictures and videos with friends and family, keep in touch across the miles and NOT to stir up trouble with absurdist humor and inflammatory, profanity-ridden madness? You people are weird. Seriously, get some help.
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was going to cook fried clownfish for dinner tonight, but the grocery store was out of harhar sauce. #SorryNotSorry
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's midnight. ... and I'm cleaning my house. My time. My way. #TheMidnightHour #midnight
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"What wind through yonder window breaks? Oh, farting is such meat Bizarro." *with apologies to William Shakespeare's Juliet. *and everyone else. #Absurdist #Shakespeare #mood
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thought I'd settle in for the night with some hot cocoa, a comfy blanket and these romantic comedies. What? WHAT?! Hey, you do you and I'll do me.
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy #TwatwaffleTuesday!
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Does anyone else find their mind meandering through myriad thoughts on a cool night, and then all of a sudden think with a frightening realization, "Am I driving 90 miles per hour down a highway right now?" Oh. Just me then. #MondayNight
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jesus! How much Viagra did God take?!
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The updated Trump-bot in Disney's Hall of Presidents is so lifelike. #SundayFunday
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Driven by drunken lust, the Burger King marries the Dairy Queen in a tacky Las Vegas chapel. And just like that, everything is thrown into an absurdist void and catapulted into an existential crisis. ... as Colonel Sanders sits in a pool of his own urine weeping.
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm no longer human. I'm a beast. I'm The Beast with a Million Eyes. ... and none of them have 20/20 vision. #FreakyFriday?
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey, Shitler. Here's a song from non-MAGA Americans who see the corrupt fascist that is you: If you told me you were drowning, I would not lend a hand. I've seen your face before... I saw what you did; so wipe off the grin. I know where you've been. It's all been a pack of lies. #Shitler
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
October is finally here! #October #Halloween
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Points!
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#SorryNotSorry
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Collector's item? I'm not impressed. My wife has had one of these for years. #WeirdWednesday
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Well that shouldn't have happened," is my safe word.
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My #TittyTuesday thoughts...
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A great read; I highly recommend it!
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm sorry, but if you eat tomato soup without a grilled cheese sandwich, you're an animal. You're just ... ... ... an animal. #MondayThoughts
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've always known I will die on the toilet. ... or in a plane. ... possibly from a clown-induced heart attack. ... ... ... ... but probably on the toilet. #SundayThoughts
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I like cheese, but do I LOVE cheese? Don't be ridicu-- Yes. Yes, I do. I'm making love to a brick of smoked cheddar right now.
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
F. Scott Fitzgerald said that the test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. If we are to put this concept to the test, we must first assume tha-- Did I just shit my pants?
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Points.
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Spot on.
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Corrupt King Orange Pedo is as if popping a huge zit on your ass, but the pus eruption never stops flowing and drowns everyone in the country. Sorry, not sorry. #SorryNotSorry
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh, Mike Johnson is gonna LOVE this Trump move. #TwatwaffleTuesday
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Back from Ireland; flew in from Dublin last night. Did you miss me? No?! SON OF A-- ** The Ha'penny Bridge (pictured here) is Dublin's oldest and most iconic cast-iron pedestrian bridge spanning the River Liffey. #Dublin #Ireland
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Vote for Trump (and I would NEVER vote for King Corruption)
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This moment away from the madness of life brought to you by The Killarney Grand (also known locally as Paddy Sheehan’s Bar), Killarney, Ireland. Enjoy. #Killarney #Ireland #KillarneyGrand @Killarney_Grand
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Over in Kilarney, Many years ago, Me Mither sang a song to me In tones so sweet and low. Just a simple little ditty, In her good ould Irish way, And I’d give the world if she could sing That song to me this day.... Greetings from #Kilarney #Ireland. Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ra...
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Anti-Trump protests in Dublin, Ireland today sparked by Dirty Diaper Donny's visit here. The Irish hate King Orange Pedo as much as we do in The States. #Dublin #Ireland An #Irish #FuckTrump!
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OH, HELL NO!
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#TacoTuesday? Sure. #TittyTuesday? When you can get it. But for a #weird, #dystopian #absurdist such as myself, you gotta run with #TwistedTuesday. Although, #TwatwaffleTuesday works, too.
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Just as the prophecy foretold...
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
2 a.m. What a freakin' day! I'm exhausted. Nite all.
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Kids say the darndest things. #SundayFunday?
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Is this so he can use black spray-on bald spot concealer?
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sláinte.
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Am I ready for the three-day weekend? YOU BET YOUR ASS I AM! #HappyLaborDayWeekend
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Jameson in my morning coffee? How dare you! What kind of raging alcoholic loser do you take me f-- Why, yes. Please. That would be lovely. #FridayMorning #coffee
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Exhausted. Nite, my fellow freaks and geeks.
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Current #mood... *AKA How my son sees me.
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I don't know art, but I know what I like. -- "Hot Dog Bridge" by Russell T. Gordon (1974), Ackland Art Museum
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sorry, not sorry. #MondayMotivation?
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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
#Sunday #philosophy #flapdoodle
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