Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 21hSo, let me get this straight. You people use social media to stay connected, share pictures and videos with friends and family, keep in touch across the miles and NOT to stir up trouble with absurdist humor and inflammatory, profanity-ridden madness? You people are weird. Seriously, get some help. 000
Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I was going to cook fried clownfish for dinner tonight, but the grocery store was out of harhar sauce. #SorryNotSorry 010
Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It's midnight. ... and I'm cleaning my house. My time. My way. #TheMidnightHour #midnight 000
Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"What wind through yonder window breaks? Oh, farting is such meat Bizarro." *with apologies to William Shakespeare's Juliet. *and everyone else. #Absurdist #Shakespeare #mood 000
Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Thought I'd settle in for the night with some hot cocoa, a comfy blanket and these romantic comedies. What? WHAT?! Hey, you do you and I'll do me. 000
Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Does anyone else find their mind meandering through myriad thoughts on a cool night, and then all of a sudden think with a frightening realization, "Am I driving 90 miles per hour down a highway right now?" Oh. Just me then. #MondayNight 010
Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The updated Trump-bot in Disney's Hall of Presidents is so lifelike. #SundayFunday 000
Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Driven by drunken lust, the Burger King marries the Dairy Queen in a tacky Las Vegas chapel. And just like that, everything is thrown into an absurdist void and catapulted into an existential crisis. ... as Colonel Sanders sits in a pool of his own urine weeping. 010
Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm no longer human. I'm a beast. I'm The Beast with a Million Eyes. ... and none of them have 20/20 vision. #FreakyFriday? 010
Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hey, Shitler. Here's a song from non-MAGA Americans who see the corrupt fascist that is you: If you told me you were drowning, I would not lend a hand. I've seen your face before... I saw what you did; so wipe off the grin. I know where you've been. It's all been a pack of lies. #Shitler 000
Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026October is finally here! #October #Halloween 000
Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Collector's item? I'm not impressed. My wife has had one of these for years. #WeirdWednesday 000
Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Well that shouldn't have happened," is my safe word. 000
Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm sorry, but if you eat tomato soup without a grilled cheese sandwich, you're an animal. You're just ... ... ... an animal. #MondayThoughts 010
Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I've always known I will die on the toilet. ... or in a plane. ... possibly from a clown-induced heart attack. ... ... ... ... but probably on the toilet. #SundayThoughts 000
Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I like cheese, but do I LOVE cheese? Don't be ridicu-- Yes. Yes, I do. I'm making love to a brick of smoked cheddar right now. 000
Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 24/09/2026F. Scott Fitzgerald said that the test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. If we are to put this concept to the test, we must first assume tha-- Did I just shit my pants? 010
Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Corrupt King Orange Pedo is as if popping a huge zit on your ass, but the pus eruption never stops flowing and drowns everyone in the country. Sorry, not sorry. #SorryNotSorry 010
Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Oh, Mike Johnson is gonna LOVE this Trump move. #TwatwaffleTuesday 000
Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Back from Ireland; flew in from Dublin last night. Did you miss me? No?! SON OF A-- ** The Ha'penny Bridge (pictured here) is Dublin's oldest and most iconic cast-iron pedestrian bridge spanning the River Liffey. #Dublin #Ireland 000
Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Vote for Trump (and I would NEVER vote for King Corruption) 000
Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This moment away from the madness of life brought to you by The Killarney Grand (also known locally as Paddy Sheehan’s Bar), Killarney, Ireland. Enjoy. #Killarney #Ireland #KillarneyGrand @Killarney_Grand 000
Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Over in Kilarney, Many years ago, Me Mither sang a song to me In tones so sweet and low. Just a simple little ditty, In her good ould Irish way, And I’d give the world if she could sing That song to me this day.... Greetings from #Kilarney #Ireland. Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ra... 010
Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Anti-Trump protests in Dublin, Ireland today sparked by Dirty Diaper Donny's visit here. The Irish hate King Orange Pedo as much as we do in The States. #Dublin #Ireland An #Irish #FuckTrump! 183
Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 08/09/2026#TacoTuesday? Sure. #TittyTuesday? When you can get it. But for a #weird, #dystopian #absurdist such as myself, you gotta run with #TwistedTuesday. Although, #TwatwaffleTuesday works, too. 000
Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 07/09/20262 a.m. What a freakin' day! I'm exhausted. Nite all. 000
Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Kids say the darndest things. #SundayFunday? 000
Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Is this so he can use black spray-on bald spot concealer? 000
Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Am I ready for the three-day weekend? YOU BET YOUR ASS I AM! #HappyLaborDayWeekend 000
Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Jameson in my morning coffee? How dare you! What kind of raging alcoholic loser do you take me f-- Why, yes. Please. That would be lovely. #FridayMorning #coffee 110
Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Exhausted. Nite, my fellow freaks and geeks. 000
Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I don't know art, but I know what I like. -- "Hot Dog Bridge" by Russell T. Gordon (1974), Ackland Art Museum 010