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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 16h

Collector's item? I'm not impressed. My wife has had one of these for years. #WeirdWednesday

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 19h

"Well that shouldn't have happened," is my safe word.

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm sorry, but if you eat tomato soup without a grilled cheese sandwich, you're an animal. You're just ... ... ... an animal. #MondayThoughts

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I've always known I will die on the toilet. ... or in a plane. ... possibly from a clown-induced heart attack. ... ... ... ... but probably on the toilet. #SundayThoughts

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I like cheese, but do I LOVE cheese? Don't be ridicu-- Yes. Yes, I do. I'm making love to a brick of smoked cheddar right now.

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

F. Scott Fitzgerald said that the test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. If we are to put this concept to the test, we must first assume tha-- Did I just shit my pants?

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Corrupt King Orange Pedo is as if popping a huge zit on your ass, but the pus eruption never stops flowing and drowns everyone in the country. Sorry, not sorry. #SorryNotSorry

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Oh, Mike Johnson is gonna LOVE this Trump move. #TwatwaffleTuesday

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Back from Ireland; flew in from Dublin last night. Did you miss me? No?! SON OF A-- ** The Ha'penny Bridge (pictured here) is Dublin's oldest and most iconic cast-iron pedestrian bridge spanning the River Liffey. #Dublin #Ireland

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This moment away from the madness of life brought to you by The Killarney Grand (also known locally as Paddy Sheehan’s Bar), Killarney, Ireland. Enjoy. #Killarney #Ireland #KillarneyGrand @Killarney_Grand

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Over in Kilarney, Many years ago, Me Mither sang a song to me In tones so sweet and low. Just a simple little ditty, In her good ould Irish way, And I’d give the world if she could sing That song to me this day.... Greetings from #Kilarney #Ireland. Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ra...

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Anti-Trump protests in Dublin, Ireland today sparked by Dirty Diaper Donny's visit here. The Irish hate King Orange Pedo as much as we do in The States. #Dublin #Ireland An #Irish #FuckTrump!

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

#TacoTuesday? Sure. #TittyTuesday? When you can get it. But for a #weird, #dystopian #absurdist such as myself, you gotta run with #TwistedTuesday. Although, #TwatwaffleTuesday works, too.

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

2 a.m. What a freakin' day! I'm exhausted. Nite all.

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Is this so he can use black spray-on bald spot concealer?

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Am I ready for the three-day weekend? YOU BET YOUR ASS I AM! #HappyLaborDayWeekend

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Jameson in my morning coffee? How dare you! What kind of raging alcoholic loser do you take me f-- Why, yes. Please. That would be lovely. #FridayMorning #coffee

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Exhausted. Nite, my fellow freaks and geeks.

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Current #mood... *AKA How my son sees me.

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I don't know art, but I know what I like. -- "Hot Dog Bridge" by Russell T. Gordon (1974), Ackland Art Museum

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I'm not passive-aggressive. I'm aggressively passive.

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

It's after midnight. I have only one question. How the hell did all you people get in my bedroom?

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

If you sing the 1989 song "Pump Up the Jam" by Technotronic before I've had my morning coffee, I will react by killing you with the nearest blunt object in the kitchen. ... except the sugar bowl. I need that. #Friday #morning #coffee

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Traveling down the mortal coil reaches the end of the line with unexpected frailty.

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Sure you're a sci-fi fan, but do you have one of these? #scifi #ScienceFiction

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

And now a public service announcement from American author, poet, screenwriter, critic and founding member of the Algonquin Round Table Dorothy Parker to all of us in the writing community: #WritingCommunity #writers #authors #writinglife

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Current #mood on this rather #absurd #Monday... *with apologies to the first #DoctorWho.

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

You know, I never took God for the type to just run up and kick a guy in the balls for no good reason, but here we are. ( #Sunday #thoughts )

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

To quote the great Luciano Pavarotti, "Prima vado a prendere un caffè, e POI vado a morire." * "First I go for coffee, and THEN I go to die."

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I wonder what constitutes a "happy ending"?

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I find that singing the Mister Rogers' "Won't You Be My Neighbor" song while burying a body in the backyard by the light of a blood moon really helps the time fly by as you engage in this and other such mundane tasks connected to one's hobbies and interes-- What? WHAT?!

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

AND NOW A BLAST FROM MY GAME SHOW PAST: ME: "Anal leakage for 600, Alex." ALEX TREBEK: "That's not a category, sir." ME: "I know. It's a cry for help." #Weird #Wednesday

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

If a Catholic celebrates #TittyTuesday and #ThirstyThursday, does that mean they also celebrate... Wait for it. Wait for it. #AssWednesday? You're welcome. (Sorry, not sorry.)

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

ME SINGING: "Why do nerds suddenly appear ... every time ... I drink beer? I don't know. Maybe it's the blow. Close to poo." #SundayFunday?

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I got pulled over by the cops today. My brain said, "Was I speeding officer?" My mouth said, "DON'T LOOK IN THE TRUNK!"

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

My Uber's here. He had such great reviews online, buuuuut I don't know.

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Joe Buonfiglio @joebuonfiglio.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I created complicated algorithms designed to reveal any common threads between all who follow me on social media. My PC literally vomited to death.

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