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BirbJoe

@joebirdwell.bsky.social
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(He/Him) Joe finds himself leaping from social media platform to social media platform... hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home. #audhd #chronicillnes #pixelart Get me a Slushee ko-fi.com/birbjoe Follow on Twitch twitch.tv/birbjoe

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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We went all in this year and grabbed some solar panels to go with them
An anker battery with 2 expansion packs on a wood floor next to a white bird cage
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
O_o
A slight suggestive radar image of a hurricane entering the southeastern united states from the Gulf of Mexico Sailor Moon ahgast
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As an adult I have a framed version of the Spiderman Varients poster by Mondo, I went with the B version because it had the Scarlet Spider .
A blue background poster of Spiderman Varients by Mondo
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What's a poster you had in your room growing up? I was definitely your basic 90s teenager nerd with an X-Files & Spiderman poster and upgraded to Winona Ryder in the old college dorm.
Poster with a ufo in the sky over mountains with the text "I want to believe" in white on the bottom 90s Spiderman in red and blue holdings wab line with his arm out in the thwip pose standing on a roof with a gargoyle head Actress winona ryder posing sideways with a black tank and pixie haircut. She has a boat anchor tattooed on her shoulder. In the background you see blue skies and clouds and a body of water with land in the distance.
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I could do without the tongue
Cinnamon Toast Crunch topping packet with the cartoon mascot with their tongue out.
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel attacked, "Tú también, Taco Bell"?
Taco bell app menu with a menu item titled Three Drink Theory.
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My dream 1 day is to have him standing in an express checkout lane with a full cart and a freshly used marker.
A check out sign that reads "Express Lane 10 Items or Fewer"
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
AL.com posts the same comment/link multiple times..
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Finally made it into the room where it will be happening!
The stage set up for Hamilton with the shows program in the foreground.
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Aaron Eckhart as Nick Naylor in Thank You for Smoking, holding a lit lighter in front of an American flag backdrop.
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Mew @drinkliquiddeath.bsky.social spokeskitten found?
An orange kitty sleeps in a #Costco liquid death variety pack on a hardwood floor in a living room.
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is where I post from
3d generated dolphin jumping over lake with moon in the background from The Minds Eye video series
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Dungeon Clawler Carl says everyone should give into the orange allure.
An orange striped kitten with a white face sits on a table next to a window with his mouth open.
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express.
Cast photo for the 1995 film Empire Records featuring six main cast members against a plain white background, along with a dog wearing headphones in front of a boombox:
​Liv Tyler (Corey) stands front and center, wearing a cropped fuzzy bright blue sweater, a plaid pleated mini-skirt, and black combat boots with her arms extended outward.
​Robin Tunney (Debra) stands on the far left with a shaved head, wearing a black jacket over a green cropped top and blue pants.
​Ethan Embry (Mark) stands to the left in a dynamic pose holding one leg up, wearing a red short-sleeve athletic shirt and khaki pants.
​Rory Cochrane (Lucas) stands just behind Mark in profile, wearing dark clothing.
​Johnny Whitworth (A.J.) stands behind Liv Tyler to the right, wearing an unbuttoned gray cardigan over a checkered shirt and blue jeans.
​Renée Zellweger (Gina) poses on the far right in a black cropped top and mini-skirt with hands behind her head, making an expressive face.
​A small white dog with brown patches sits on the floor between Liv Tyler and Johnny Whitworth wearing over-ear headphones connected to a silver boombox in the foreground.
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
@mostlybree.kitrocha.com Costco today, not quite as bad but super empty upper shelves
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is one of my favorite posters I have hanging in my office.
Old school style poster featuring Yubari from kill bill with a Super Mario Bros Chain Chomp at the end of her chain
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Speaking of...
Man with beard and glasses wired up for a sleep study. Bed with wires layed out on it for a sleep study
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Et Tu Bucces?
A black bag of chicken skins in a gas station. The brand name is flock.
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
About to see the Plant GOAT Joey Santore
Stage with a slide that says "Crime Pays but Botany Doesn't.
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Pawnstar voice: best I can do is a reheated sexy watto
Watto from star wars's blue alien hand holds an alien flower over his belly, text above it reads American Watto it is in the style of the poster for the movie American Beauty
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
How you doin'? Lol the wife laughed at me yesterday because she has me sending her side of the road wildflower pics.
White brick house with a white fence consumed by native plants from the southeastern US
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Captcha I received once
Real captcha I received on the ticketmaster website. It reads "has overpay"
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Ticketmaster captcha that reads "has overpay" ( real captcha I received)
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
We adopted this old man and added him to the flock. Buldak says welcome back.
A male cockatiel looks at you sitting on a white cage in an orange room. He has a long crest and is black white Grey and yellow with red cheeks.
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I blame @katmabu.bsky.social for the enjoyable watch of Season 3 Episode 1 of Whenever Possible this evening
Yoo Jae Suk, Yoo Yeon Seok, Cha Seung-won, Gong Myung famous Korean celebrities are in a magazine office playing games to win prizes for the office workers. They are trying to hit jam jar lids from accross a table. The show is called Whenever Possible
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
This reminds me of the coolest Pic I have ever taken of my partner.
Woman at beach sitting in the a chair with glasses that have swirling patterns from an umbrella reflecting in them.
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
A Becker episode of Futurama would be stranger.
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I found one sent Dec 30th about a renewal for tomorrow so thank you very much for the reminder... Take a look at this bs they were also trying to pull it showed an "every year" price of $6.48 two links deep unless you click on a plain text link amid others where you can see the actual $79.99 price.
Conde Nast subscription webpage showing an "every year" price of $6.48After 2 clicking through where it still said $6.48 another link is there that says "Changes from next renewal" where it actually shows the next charge to be $79.99
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Quote with your portraits! #pixelart
#pixelart of Sam Reich at the desk of the Dropout show Make Some Noise#pixelart of Elphaba from Wicked she has green skin, dark hair and her signature glasses. Penelope Featherington from the show Bridgerton with red hair in a blue gown holding a quill and notebook. KB from Star Wars : Skeleton Crew stares forward with her visor on
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
The Perfect Murder
Goofy and his son in fishing gear from the goofy movie. Goofy has a knowing look on his face and max is perturbed.
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Sam from Jet Lag : The Game holds two thumbs up behind a backgrounds of train in the shape of an x. Text reads "You got Deutsche Bahned"
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
This reminded me that I ordered Avalon on DVD the other day, looking forward to seeing Gabriel's cameo
Anime drawing of a hound dog from Ghost in the Shell
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Ross on make some noise from dropout.tv in a beastie boys rap pose and a word balloon bubble on the bottom half of the shot.
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
So Cinnamon Pebbles just got released early at Walmart... What are the chances I was one of the first people to use it in a marshmallow treat?
A tray of marshmallow cereal treat made of a cinnamon pebbles cereal by Post. The cereal box will Fred Flintstone & Barney Rubble in the background with vanilla and the bag from the marshmallows
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
So it appears that we will be adding a new member to the flock later this week, this 14 year old distinguished gentleman. We are considering Buldak as a name to keep with the ramen theme. ( holding tight to the theme it would be Shio but we are thinking it since we call Shoyu Sho it is too similar)
A cockatiel sits on a shoulder eying a piece of millet.
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
without downloading any new pictures what caused the bell riots
A picture of Trevor Moore in a black suit without a tie on, he is sitting on a stool , the logo for the show the whitest kids you know is projected on a curtain behind him. He is prepared to let you know something.
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Ross Bryant in a sweater and glasses with hands in a rap battle pose has a blank word balloon below him, the logo for Make some noise can be partially seen in the background
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
If you see this, qts with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
Screenshot from homestarrunner.com that is a of a blue screen of death that has a handwritten note made to resemble a system notification window. It reads 'This is real. system report. Everything is fine. Nothing is ruined. "
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
If you see this, post a kobold.
A kobold in mining gear and a candle on his head next to the text "hold on to your candle"
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
First birthday present for the month a vinyl of the Empire Records Soundtrack. #damntheman #empirerecords
An eye-level shot shows the cover of the Empire Records: The Soundtrack vinyl record, which features a group shot of the film's main cast in various poses. The title "EMPIRE RECORDS THE SOUNDTRACK"
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Follow your dreams. #homestarrunner
A plush of strong sad from homestarrunner.com is on the back of a car suctioned like a Garfield plush.
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Huzzah! just wrapped up the disclaimer video for some unplanned oral surgery tonight. Enjoy chewing for me.
A dental screening video a blue background with white text says "a small amount of bleeding from the nose may be noticed after surgery"
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
A dumpling based mascot named Dumples" with the text Crazy Go Nuts University
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I am not afraid to admit that (outside of Sneakers) Spy Game (2001) is one of my favorite Robert Redford roles. The portrayal of experience, patience, and confidence in his character doing so much with well timed phone calls and paper shuffling makes an old time OSINT geek smile. RIP
Robert Redford in a suit and glasses in the 2001 film Spy Game.
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I think I might know what they keep behind it.
Monster from honey-comb cereal commercials, furry with bug eyes and thick hands and legs stands in the kitchen.
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
It has already been done better.
Kittens dressed as Vikings in a ship yell Aaaaaaaaaaaa-ah
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I am remind of this Amos P Kennedy Jr print that has been banging around my head this week. & Nina is a fount of wisdom who correctly communicated : "Alabama's gotten me so upset Tennessee made me lose my rest And everybody knows about Mississippi, goddamn" as well.
A quote from Nina Simone "You've got learn to leave the table when love's no longer being served." in a yellow and gold print by Amos P Kennedy Jr.
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Shit
Working MemoryPost-traumatic stress disorder October surpriseFibromyalgia
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BirbJoe @joebirdwell.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
OK chat is this something because I don't had to get it out of my head. #watto #starwars #pixelart #nightwatch
Watto with his hand on his belly holding a flower (Zinthorn) above his blue hand are the words "American Watto"
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