jo @joeats.bsky.social · 02/09/2026A little part of me dies inside whenever I hear someone say “bao bun.” 🫠 000
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I’m so tired I forgot to order an egg with my ramen. That’s how you know I’m really beat. 🫠 Thankfully my waitress reminded me! 🫡 030
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Me: is there veg in your matzo ball soup? Waiter: nope! Me: perfect, one matzo ball soup pls 🤣 100
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 06/04/2026I was today years old when I discovered that pork chop pockets are a fashion term 😋 010
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Apparently using a 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner is a hair crime. 😅 240
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 20/01/2026You know it’s cold out when the bodega fridge feels warm when you open it. 🥶 020
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 08/12/2025I’m getting nonstop targeted ads for Yohji Yamamoto bags now and I need all of them. I got got. 🤣 010
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 03/12/2025I just made a Mr. Rogers reference at work and my coworker had to look him up. 🙃 000
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 17/11/2025But more seriously speaking, I tend to put my backpacks through the ringer and beat them up with daily use, so just coming to terms with whether or not I’d be willing to do that with a more expensive backpack. It seemed pretty durable when I checked it out over the weekend though. 010
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Monday mood: Currently trying to convince myself that I don’t actually need a $300 Yohji Yamamoto backpack 😅. 210
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Bone marrow, chips, sticky toffee pudding. Not a single bad bite. Best sticky toffee pudding I’ve had anywhere. Place is called smokestak 110
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Currently at a British bbq wearing my Franklin’s BBQ shirt with my strongest judgmental face on. We’ll see if the Brits can bbq. 🤣 130
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Me: No vegetables in my omu soba please Niece: Why don’t you eat your vegetables? 🤣🤣🤣 030
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Me while planning out vacation meals: What if I had three lunches? 🤔 030
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Me in a professional setting: When would I use the term Booty Lift? 🤣🤣🤣 100
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 05/04/2025This week, I learned the difference between ruching and smocking and how twill and poplin are different. Am I fashion yet? 🤣 010
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 19/01/20253 BBQ spots in 2 days made me actually crave a salad 🤣. Taco salad with creamy jalapeno sauce from Chuy’s! 010
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Michelin-starred BBQ at Interstellar BBQ! Prime beef short rib, peach tea glazed pork belly, brisket, picanha steak, pork spare ribs, pulled lamb shoulder and tipsy turkey with mac & gouda and smoked scallop potatoes! 020
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 18/01/2025The second stop on my Texas BBQ tour is the famed Louie Mueller. I got their beef “dino” rib, brisket, burnt ends and sausage. The beef rib was definitely my favorite with its fall-off-the-bone tenderness and its strong smoke flavor from bark to bone. 020
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Brisket, pork steak, spare ribs, chicken, turkey and sausage from Snow’s BBQ! 010
