jo @joeats.bsky.social · 02/09/2026A little part of me dies inside whenever I hear someone say “bao bun.” 🫠 000
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I’m so tired I forgot to order an egg with my ramen. That’s how you know I’m really beat. 🫠 Thankfully my waitress reminded me! 🫡 030
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Me: is there veg in your matzo ball soup? Waiter: nope! Me: perfect, one matzo ball soup pls 🤣 100
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 06/04/2026I was today years old when I discovered that pork chop pockets are a fashion term 😋 010
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Apparently using a 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner is a hair crime. 😅 240
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 20/01/2026You know it’s cold out when the bodega fridge feels warm when you open it. 🥶 020
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 08/12/2025I’m getting nonstop targeted ads for Yohji Yamamoto bags now and I need all of them. I got got. 🤣 010
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 03/12/2025I just made a Mr. Rogers reference at work and my coworker had to look him up. 🙃 000
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Monday mood: Currently trying to convince myself that I don’t actually need a $300 Yohji Yamamoto backpack 😅. 210
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Currently at a British bbq wearing my Franklin’s BBQ shirt with my strongest judgmental face on. We’ll see if the Brits can bbq. 🤣 130
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Me: No vegetables in my omu soba please Niece: Why don’t you eat your vegetables? 🤣🤣🤣 030
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Me while planning out vacation meals: What if I had three lunches? 🤔 030
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Me in a professional setting: When would I use the term Booty Lift? 🤣🤣🤣 100
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 05/04/2025This week, I learned the difference between ruching and smocking and how twill and poplin are different. Am I fashion yet? 🤣 010
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 19/01/20253 BBQ spots in 2 days made me actually crave a salad 🤣. Taco salad with creamy jalapeno sauce from Chuy’s! 010
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Michelin-starred BBQ at Interstellar BBQ! Prime beef short rib, peach tea glazed pork belly, brisket, picanha steak, pork spare ribs, pulled lamb shoulder and tipsy turkey with mac & gouda and smoked scallop potatoes! 020
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 18/01/2025The second stop on my Texas BBQ tour is the famed Louie Mueller. I got their beef “dino” rib, brisket, burnt ends and sausage. The beef rib was definitely my favorite with its fall-off-the-bone tenderness and its strong smoke flavor from bark to bone. 020
jo @joeats.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Brisket, pork steak, spare ribs, chicken, turkey and sausage from Snow’s BBQ! 010
