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Crazy half-American half-Scotsman trying to make it through this world one song at a time...

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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lanterns you were such a great show and you ruined the whole concept in 5 minutes
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So I'm a first time writer doing dark romance. I'd love to meet more of you in the community and get feedback and advice. Hopefully we can connect and share #writingcommunity #amwriting #darkfantasy
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"She fucking hates you" "Yeah but it's the *way* she fucking hates me" Tom King had to write that right @gailsimone.bsky.social
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
That's some competition bark there
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Who's the cutest kitty ever
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Happy Caturday! Meet Cosmo who has happily inserted himself into our lives by tricking me into "rescuing" him. #caturday
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
So if you are wondering if the TrumpIRA is a scam - it's not. But it is the other more typical Trump thing - slapping his name and taking credit for someone else. Biden passed a law to give matching funds to low income workers who donated to IRAs. Now Trump is just making a portal for them to/
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Geez, why are Christians the worst thing about Christianity
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Name a band you know that didn't make it but should have. This will probably be a list of amazing artists. I'll start with one: The Push Stars
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I'm just now watching Primal and the main's entire family being eaten by dinosaurs in front of him is *not* the energy I need right now
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Trump now saying a 10-15 day deadline for an Iranian nuclear "deal". Do I smell another massive TACO? Iran would've been a disaster 10x Iraq and Afghanistan. I can only imagine the casualty estimates in the briefs. I expect some minor concession from Iran and a Trump declaration of "victory"
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
The fucking balls on this haggard bitch when two GOP Justices have been publicly exposed taking outright bribes. She can eat a bag of a thousand dicks and burn in hell forever: Sen. Marsha Blackburn seeks probe into Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson's Grammys attendance share.google/148YYh7IKMqv...
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Oh no anything but the briar patch. We don't want your jack boot thugs doing anything! www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
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Trump says DHS won't respond to protests in Democratic-led cities until they 'ask for help'
The president said federal law enforcement will still guard federal property “very powerfully” in those cities.
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Greg Bovino never saw it coming but he also didn't see above most people's knees. I love how Trump's reaction is we need a sexier mob led by Bagman Homan
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Capitalism is a system built on being a sociopathic asshole. Show me a nice capitalist and I'll show you a fucking unicorn. It's a system of exploitation and degradation.
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
i always sort of knew it but revisiting the fact that 3 Presidents were assassinated in a 40 year period and a fourth survived an attempt shortly after is insane when viewed from modern times. And the socioeconomics then very much match now
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Made potatoes fondant tonight. I forgot how utterly delicious they are.
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Nothing like drinking together alone. I feel someone should write that song (and no not Piano Man)
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Boots on Netflix is astoundingly good. Just waiting for someone to say "give me a mission and an enemy" which is pretty much how the Corps works
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
This mother fucker quote tweeted me and then ran away with his tail in his legs. Scared little man with no argument
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
If lying to Congress is a felony I know a building where you can scoop up six felons with much clearer evidence than Comey:
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
When will people realize we are in an active Civil War? The magats want our industry and compliance as they rip every necessary right out of our hands. Repel the invaders
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Never feel sad for the death of someone that would celebrate yours
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
When you allow money to become speech, corporations to be people and politicians to be openly bought the only language left for the common people is violence. This is a world the gilded have created.
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
What if Trump declares a national emergency because a felon is President. 5D chess people.
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a man is wearing a black jacket and a necklace and has the words think about it on his face .
ALT: a man is wearing a black jacket and a necklace and has the words think about it on his face .
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Yeah because I've never seen a Cuban flag - or a hundred - being flown in Sputh Florida: Source: CNN search.app/k9cwC
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GOP lawmaker pushes to strip Democrat of committee assignment after saying she’s ‘a proud Guatemalan before I am an American’ | CNN Politics
Republican Rep. Carlos Gimenez is introducing a resolution that would remove Illinois Rep. Delia Ramirez from the House Homeland Security Committee, citing recent comments the Democrat made at a summi...
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Sleep and I aren't the best of friends. Gin and I definitely closer
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Amy Bradley is Missing is both a terribly told story that no one needed to hear and a massive bunch of white fear and anti-brown person propaganda. Don't watch it and waste your time. This poor girl clearly fell off the boat and her family won't accept it.
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
So here's the question and issue with the possible Marine deployment to LA. One, is it threat or reality? Two, troops can be deployed anywhere but will they have an actionable mission or just station there and stand around with no agenda as a message./1
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
O'Leary is such an ass and this idiotic argument means the 5-day work week is bad. If he wants to argue 7 day *operations*, okay. But you can do that with 4 day work weeks of different 4 day blocs 🤦 search.app/fmkgc
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Shark Tank star Kevin O’Leary blasts the 4-day week as the ‘stupidest idea’ because the digital economy means we're always working
“There's no such thing as a workweek anymore anyway,” the millionaire Shark Tank star says—but O’Leary admits the 9-to-5 approach is outdated too.
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
If someone can be the person that the song "The Planets Bend Between Us" is your song - consider it a good life lived
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
God, JD Vance is so toxic he killed the Pope just by being in a room with him
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Fuck Chuck Schumer and every Senate Democrat. Every single one should be primaried and disposed of. You are worthless spineless cowards who are betraying your country to fascists. You are barely worse than the GOP/MAGA traitors.
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
We literally *all* understand this. And the fact this "genius" thinks has a novel take is why Silicon tech bros will doom us all: search.app/5oCrv
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LinkedIn co-founder says Americans don't understand this about Elon Musk
Elon Musk takes a hammer-and-nail approach to everything, LinkedIn co-founder Reid Hoffman says.
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
So still little Marco soft shoeing to Trump's racist apartheid tune. What a sad human being you are
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
At this point if I'm any major country in the world I am putting anticipatory tariffs on America until Trump stops illegal and arbitrary acts. America will grind to a halt in days when there are zero imports.
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Holy shit, we just saw a Nirvana "reunion" at FireAid and an amazing group of powerful women filled is perfectly for Kurt as he would've liked it
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
God please (as an atheist) I beg that I don't live in the dumbest timeline ever any longer.
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Until they name the UHC gunman (if ever? 🤩) I'm going to call him "Turk-182". IYKYK.
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
It's time to eat the rich, because before very long they will eat us. But there's many more of us than them.
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
"You know I'm not the kind of guy to come on so strong / But when you look as good as you do, I knew it wouldn't be long"
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JoeKnows @joe-knows.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
So after all the consternation on the Trump use of Art II Sec 3 it's very clear that it's saying the President can convene Congress (or one part) in extraordinary circumstances and if they can't agree when to adjourn *that session* he can adjourn it. Not the whole forced recess thing people believe
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