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Jody Thompson

@jodythompson.bsky.social
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Journalist, word wrangler, cat herder

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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think we should get the people who wrote the Pepto Bismol "diarrhoooooeeeeeeaaaa!" advert to do it, or the Shutterly Fabulous lady, and we'd be a shoo-in: ukhttps://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2026/sep/23/folk-or-ai-could-be-a-winner-for-the-uk-at-eurovision
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Folk or AI could be a winner for the UK at Eurovision | Letters
Letters: Readers have advice for a cross-party committee of MPs looking into the UK’s poor record at the song contest
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We wuz robbed. Worst ref I’ve seen at a WSL match yet. It was a great fun match though and I’m a bit hoarse from screaming. #ARSWvMUW
Two giant Arsenal flags being waved pitchside at the Emirates Stadium in London ahead of kick off for Arsenal Women vs Man Utd Women in the WSL, which we drew 1-1
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Well, that was a fantastic night. My face aches from laughing! Sad though that we were there for two of the last ever episodes that will be on the BBC.
An illuminated stage with a big sign of gold lightbulbs spelling out Live At The Apollo, ready for the filming of the BBC’s Live At The Apollo comedy show at London’s Hammersmith Apollo Theatre.
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Happy gotcha day to our beautiful, stripy, shouty, loving, quirky, naughty boy. We still miss his sister Shirley, but we see her everyday in Warren’s gorgeous face. #adoptdontshop
A 17 month old black charcoal tabby rescue cat called Warren, lying on a wooden floor, wearing a purple Appletag collar and looking at the camera with huge amber eyes.
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Pretty pink skies outside the flat this evening.
The tops of two trees silhouetted against wispy candy floss pink clouds in a blue sky, witnessed just now from our flat in Kilburn, north west London.
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Spent the evening in a local pub having a glorious time catching up with an old mate. It’s the 31st of August.
A Christmas display in a local Kilburn pub urging you to book for December. On the August Bank Holiday. It’s still summer.
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ready for Sunday worship.
Wembley Stadium in London filling up ahead of the start of AEW’s All In 2026.
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This guy gave us such a fright yesterday after going missing for 24 hours. We went crazy, looking nonstop around the neighbourhood & calling. We think he’d been locked in accidentally somewhere. Today, he’s chilling on the bed like nothing’s happened. Meanwhile, AirTag collars are in the post…
A 16 month old charcoal tabby rescue cat with big amber eyes called Warren, chilling on a black and white jungle print duvet cover.
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The hot weather’s played havoc, but we finally have homegrown tomatoes. Interestingly, the high heat and too much sun have stopped the Cherokee Purple going purple. The lil guys are Nagina 1.
Five just picked homegrown tomatoes on a white quartz kitchen counter. The three large ones at the back are dark red and green and gnarly-looking Cherokee Purple, two smaller bright red plum tomatoes at the front are Nagina 1s.
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Just been out for a proper Japanese isakaya-style dinner afterwards too. Top birthdaying xx
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Such a clever boy. I couldn’t believe it when he came running across the lawn with it in his mouth, shouting…
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Christ, got that alarm right in the middle of my online pilates lesson, put me right off my roll downs.
An orange Scarfolk Council Public Information poster featuring a scared-looking illustrated owl, with white lettering saying "Whatever you do, don't. For more information, please reread."
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’ve reached the “did you get dressed in the dark?” phase again of waking up at stupid-o-clock for no reason, as sunrise isn’t for 45 mins, & Unwind With ITV’s psychedelic purple squares soundtracked by fake Balearic piano music is reminding me of some truly terrible tops I wore in the 90s. THANKS.
A TV showing some computer generated animated purple and white squares moving in a random psychedelic pattern, currently showing on the UK’s mainstream terrestrial channels ITV.
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Today’s Unwind With ITV is a probably computer generated lake soundtracked by really terrible shrill AI trumpet music. YEAH, look at all that water in the middle of a drought and the umpteenth heatwave of this year, suckers.
A telly showing what’s probably an AI generated image of the shores of tranquil lake at dusk, showing on one of the UK’s main terrestrial channels ITV1 at 4.45am this morning.
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What a fab, fun & hugely entertaining night out at the recording of the Jack Of All Graves podcast tonight up the road at Zombie Games Cafe in Cricklewood. Thanks so much @hereliescorri.bsky.social and @deadman97.bsky.social! You both rule.
Corrigan on the left and Mario on the right, sat behind their laptops at a trestle table in a basement bar in Cricklewood recording their podcast, with the logo of their podcast Jack Of All Graves on a video screen behind them in a brick wall in what’s a groovy and quirky place called Zombie Games Cafe.
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Unwind with ITV1 at 5.50am today is just some fog on a mountain, literally just a load of impenetrable grey fuzz and it’s hugely frustrating you can’t see anything. And we just watched a horror movie based on Steven King’s The Mist the other day, so yeah, super-relaxing. ARRRRGGGH.
A still of a TV showing Unwind On ITV, on one of the UK’s main channels ITV1 - it’s just a load of impenetrable grey fog, with a tiny bit of dark grey mountain visible in the top left hand corner.
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Frances Ryan @francesryan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
As Rod Liddle has died, I notice this column I wrote in 2019 about his attacks on people with M.E. is on the most read again. Rebekah Brooks, of News UK, described Liddle today as “provocative”. In reality, he spread lies about very sick people for cash. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Rod Liddle vilifies disabled people. I’m tired of the hate. We all should be | Frances Ryan
Whether it is ME patients or another target, huge swathes of the media have normalised hatred of minorities for years, says Guardian columnist Frances Ryan
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It seems the local foxes are not fans of dahlias. Or Japanese anemones, agapanthus, oenothera or peonies.
A five foot tall dahlia merckii which had masses of beautiful lilac pink flowers severed at its roots and trashed by foxes, alongside a ripped up oenothera, a bit of peony, Japanese anemone and some agapanthus leaves on a mossy lawn.
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Such friends. And Carly, now seven months old, is almost bigger than Warren already too.
Seven month old black semi long haired rescue kitten Carly lying on her side with her front legs tucked up and her huge fluffy tail extended behind her, as one year old black charcoal tabby rescue kitten Warren lays beside her looking at the camera. They’re on a multicoloured checked woollen rug on a wooden floor, surrounded by cat toys.Seven month old fluffy black rescue kitten Carly stretched out on a multicoloured checked woollen rug as one year old black charcoal tabby rescue cat Warren snuggles up next to her.
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Went to our favourite place today to celebrate the 10th anniversary of me and @davidsnow.bsky.social and started with an old favourite. Quo Vadis is celebrating its 100th anniversary this year, so we’ve got a way to go, but here’s to another 10 years at least…
Jeremy Lee’s legendary smoked eel sandwich with pickled red onions.Porchetta tonnata, chips, and spiced peppered roast chicken with a chickpea, cabbage, walnut, yoghurt and nigella seed slaw on Quo Vadis branded white plates on a white table cloth under atmospheric lighting.Two espresso martini cocktails on a white marble round table.A John Broadley pen and ink illustration of Karl Marx holding a book in one hand and an eel smoking a pipe in the other, topped and tailed with QV 100 to mark Soho restaurant Quo Vadis’ 100th anniversary this year.
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Very sad news about Bill Oddie, although he did once (very unfairly) tell me to fuck off.
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
First time outside for Carly today, all under Warren’s watchful eyes. She was scared of everything.
Six month old fluffy black rescue kitten Carly in the foreground lying on the moss lawn, as one year old black charcoal tabby rescue cat Warren watches over her stood in the border.One year old black charcoal tabby rescue cat Warren sat on a bright green lawn looking directly at the camera with amazing big amber eyes - his tail is curled behind him as it always is.Six month old fluffy black rescue kitten Carly on safari in the garden border, her incredibly big big brush tail hidden mostly by variegated grasses, as she looks at some pulmonaria in front of an African daisy by some agapanthus.
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Carly can be very judgemental when she wants attention and you’re trying to work.
A fluffy six month old fluffy black rescue kitten called Carly, looking judgementally straight into the camera with eyes that are green in the middle and yellow round the outside, sat against an orange fake fur cushion on a white chair.
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
So, almost everytime I open our dishwasher, it makes a squeak that sounds exactly like the first three notes of this, one of my fave tracks (so this ends up on my IJ every morning). Do you have a household appliance that sounds like a great record?: www.youtube.com/watch?v=12A3...
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The Bar-Kays - Soul Finger (Official Audio) - from STAX: SOULSVILLE U.S.A.
YouTube video by Stax Records
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Rollin’ into Tuesday like Carly. She is SO floofy now.
A six month old fluffy black rescue kitten called Carly, stretched out on a multicoloured checked woollen rug, next to some multicoloured floor cushions. A six month old fluffy black rescue kitten called Carly, rolled onto her back on a multicoloured checked woollen rug, next to a pile of multicoloured flour cushions.
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I swear we’re doing well cos I made sacrilegious salade nicoise for tea tonight and put potatoes in it.
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I think what's worse this morning, feeling sad about the outcome, is that for once, it's not underpinned by a rational notion of inevitability. Meh.
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Argentina should be washing in it rather than drinking water this hydration break, they are being FILTHY
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Today’s supposed chill out spot on ITV1 at 5am, is what appears to be an AI-generated animation of a field being baled for hay, cos obvs we don’t have enough real fields to film with actual people so let’s burn the planet unnecessarily with AI arrrrrggghhhhhhh smash smash smash
What appears to be an AI animation of a sun-dappled rolling green grass field being baled for hay, with a sun flare mid top right which suspiciously never moves, being shown live at 5am in ITV1 in their supposed chill out zone, which instead has made me really angry.
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Never in doubt. What a match! xx
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I see already the 'fond' tributes to Ann Widdecombe are not mentioning she loudly advocated for female prisoners to be chained up while giving birth, was anti abortion, was vocally against same sex marriage & was wildly homophobic and an advocate of conversion therapy. Horrible woman.
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
So, I've just found that in all likelihood, my biological father was a member of the Irish People's Liberation Army, and was murdered by the IRA for defecting from them in 1975. How's your Tuesday going?
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Be funny if Balogun gets sent off again.
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
PARAGUAY!!!
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
ECUADOR
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It’s just a mountain in some mist soundtracked by terrible computer-generated sax music today. Aaargh.
A photo of a TV showing one of the UK’s main terrestrial channels ITV1 just before 5.30am, just showing an unremarkable mountain shrouded in mist with patchy snow cover, soundtracked by awful sax music.
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Carly has the thousand yard stare of a kitten definitely not enjoying the hot weather…
A five month old fluffy black rescue kitten called Carly, curled up on a green velvet chair with gold legs, looking slightly deranged by the hot weather if her staring yellow eyes are anything to go by.
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Jane isn't just cute, she was on the money. C'mon Jane, use your mystic powers to predict an England win in the Ghana match - bananas are on us xx
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It’s just a still of a hill and some synthetic flute music today at 5.15am on ITV1. Aaaargh.
A TV in a living room at 5.15am showing a still of a rocky hill dusted with snow against a clear blue sky. This is all that is currently showing on one of the UK’s main TV channels, ITV1.
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Yay! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Chimp predicts England will beat Croatia in World Cup 2026
Jane the chimpanzee at a Kent wildlife park has begun predicting England men’s matches.
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Up at stupid o’clock again (5.30am) for no reason. BBC 1 has on Austria vs Jordan live (welcome Jordan!) in the World Cup. ITV1? Real time silent basket-weaving.
A still of a TV showing real time silent basket weaving at 5.30am on one of the UK’s main terrestrial channels ITV1. It show a pair of hands plaiting some reeds together.
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Cannot stop laughing at this - our neighbour sent me it this evening saying he felt watched. Warren and Iggy are such partners in crime - if they ever get opposable thumbs, we're in trouble...
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Carly, the house plant assassin, gets away with murder with that face.
A fluffy five month old black rescue kitten with green and amber eyes, who is called Carly, sat on a dark green velvet sofa amid patterned cushions and next to an orange sheepskin cat bed, looking really, really naughty.
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Weekend plans.
A black charcoal tabby one year old rescue cat called Warren, sleeping on his back with his belly exposed on a black and white jungle printed duvet cover, next to a forest green bedspread (anti foot scratch protection from four month old kitten)
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Did a spot of essential gardening just now with my beautiful boy Warren. It was so hot, now my sweat is sweating.
A one year old black charcoal tabby called Warren, lying on a vivid green lawn of moss while looking at the camera with huge marbled amber eyes.A peony with three neon pink flowers in full bloom, showing off an abundance of blowsy petals, against a backdrop of trailing winter flowering jasmine, purple calendar and a fuchsia in bud in the border, with the white wooden sash window of our kitchen in the background.An incredibly bright pink peony flower in full bloom, showing off countless almost frilly petals against a wooden garden fence.
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Don’t be fooled by the cute face - Carly is determined to murder my houseplants.
A four month old fluffy black rescue kitten called Carly, on a dark green velvet sofa with a purple feather toy.A four month old black rescue kitten called Carly surveying her handiwork of a wrecked, toppled over sansevieria plant in a white pot on a wooden floor near a checked rug.
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Haha, just tried to get a cute pic of Warren and Carly cuddled up together just now. That went well…
A one year old black charcoal tabby rescue cat called Warren, cuddled up asleep on a multicoloured throw on a green velvet pouffe, with new four month old black rescue kitten Carly, who looks like she’s screaming (she was mid-yawn)
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Jody Thompson @jodythompson.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I’m up so early (for no reason), ITV1’s current programme is a load of AI-animated moving multicoloured pipes, set to pound shop Balearic comedown music. At 5.30am on a Wednesday morning.
A TV screen in gloomy rising dawn light, showing AI-animated moving abstract pipes in shades of bright greens, blues, teal, white and ecru, soundtracked by terrible so-called chill out music - the only thing showing on ITV1, one of the UK’s main channels, at 5.40am on Weds. It’s called Unwind With ITV, and it’s stressing me out.
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