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Jody Gerbig

@jodygerbig.bsky.social
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Freelance editor, teacher at Lit Cleveland, book rec’s in The Big Thrill, triplet mom—rep’d by Amy Moore-Benson at Cooke McDermid—www.jodygerbig.com

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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
My fall class registration is open now. www.litcleveland.org/classes-work...
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Standout Query Packages for Landing Agents - Classes & Workshops | Literary Cleveland
Whether you have queried before or have never written one, but you want an agent, this class is for you.
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
You’re all missing the cougar-face-eating match of the century at the other place.
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
“Truman added that women who miscarry at nine weeks or later could potentially face charges.” www.wvnstv.com/news/local-n...
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I love that my girls buy slime—w their own money—from neighbor friends, just to be supportive, even though they make their own.
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
There’s only so much brow beating one can take from other countries before believing that maybe we SHOULD be isolating from the world. Gotta say, foreign upport for the resistance is…underwhelming.
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Register now for my class, beginning in two weeks! Whether you’re a beginning novelist or stuck with your third, whether you intend to land an agent or just want to learn stories, these 8 hours of instruction w feedback are for you. #amrevising www.litcleveland.org/classes-work...
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Elements of Story for Revising Novelists - Classes & Workshops | Literary Cleveland
In this class, you will learn tried-and-true methods of structuring stories so you can adapt them to best suit yours.
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I have said from Day 1 that most of these guys are killed when they land. No way they are feeding and housing that many men in that facility. It is a death camp.
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
"After nearly five hours, he and his wife were released. They are now pursuing legal action. "It's not about the immigrants," his sister, told NBC10 Boston. "It's coming to us Americans, and it's going to go after all of us." www.nbcboston.com/news/politic...
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‘Treated like a criminal': US citizen says he was detained returning from Canada
Bachir Atallah, a real estate attorney from New Hampshire, says he and his wife, Jessica Fakhri, were stopped crossing from Canada into Vermont
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Y’all, X is full of flat earthers claiming space travel is staged, and ppl over here are like “We have to impeach T and fight for the SCOTUS ruling.” We’re living in different realities, folks.
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Heather🇨🇦 @heatherrosebpn.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
There’s a great Canadian app called “Buy Beaver” (I know, eh?! 🦫) which has recently been updated to allow users to select countries to support and/or countries to boycott, by scanning bar codes as you shop. It’s free, and easy to use.
Screenshot of App Store search result for “Buy Beaver” app:  title “Buy Beaver: Origin Scanner” with a rating of 4.7/5 stars, to the right of the logo for the app. Logo is a brown cartoon beaver holding a globe.
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kimboblue.bsky.social @kimboblue.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Companies with a presence in El Salvador: AES Corp, Citibank, Chevron, Hanesbrands, Delta, Equifax, FedEx, Fruit of the Loom, Google, Kimberly-Clark, Microsoft, PriceSmart, SBA Communications, United, Walmart
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Many products sold in the U.S. are made in El Salvador. In response to the El Salvador president’s statements today, we’re calling for an immediate boycott of all Salvadoran-made goods. Please help by listing any products or brands made in El Salvador in the comments below.
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
RIP Val Kilmer, my first crush. #RealGenuis i.ytimg.com/vi/xuv7SIVNk...
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
@marytaggartvt.bsky.social caught me misspelling “Begals” as “Bangles,” and now we want to invest in a Taylor Swift NFL team named after bracelets.
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
These are my pet crows, Larry, Curly, and Poe. Poe sits on the fence and squawks and I come out and feed them.
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
My two dogs’ competitive need for hugs and scratches first thing every morning makes it really hard to drink my required 4 cups of coffee.
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I wonder how many people noticed I was wearing two different shoes today and said nothing.
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Scientists at Penn’s Institute for RNA Innovation are pursuing vaccines to stop celiac disease, which I have, but DOGE might cut funding. My God, I am really tired of these clowns mucking up all good in my life.
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
To be fair, I was also on Pete’s group chat for whatever reason, and it was mostly just fart jokes and drunken nonsense.
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Was excited to return home to my copy of friend and client Brandi Bradley’s page-turning mystery PRETTY GIRLS GET AWAY WITH MURDER, available now. Thanks, Brandi! Can’t wait to read the final.
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
#Norway inspiration
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
In case you were wondering where I am in building my crow army, they now follow me as I walk the dogs.
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Kelly Malacko @kellymalacko.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Hey #ThrillsandChills and all writers of the darker genres! We’re talking about New Beginnings tonight, just in time for spring. Join us right here to answer some questions and meet new friends! @tobiecarter.bsky.social
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I have been cultivating crow friends all year using peanuts. It’s a slow process. They are very distrustful but I get closer every day. They now knock on the window of my office.
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
A Shaggy song just came on the radio, immediately transporting me to when I didn’t think about politics every day, despite living in DC, and life was one big party. I am sad that young ppl don’t have simpler times. #throwback
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Good morning #5amwritersclub Not writing this morning but editing a client’s manuscript. If you can’t sleep, get up and make use of the time!
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Sometimes, I think about how my dad’s gold-digging 3rd wife consulted lawyers before sending me—a writer—my dead dad’s unfinished novel manuscript, like it might be worth millions. Go ahead, lady, try shopping that half-draft. See how that goes.
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I interviewed Laura McCluskey about her brilliant debut for ITW’s The Big Thrill. read it here. www.thebigthrill.org/2025/02/the-...
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The Wolf Tree by Laura McCluskey
The Wolf Tree with Laura McCluskey
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Is this thing on??
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Why is no one talking about this?? www.newsweek.com/married-wome...
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Married women could be stopped from voting under SAVE Act
The act could affect whether married women without passports are able to register to vote.
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
As a former copywriter, I’m a sucker for a powerful ad. This one gave me chills as my daughters watched it. #JustDoIt #JustWin youtu.be/b0Ezn5pZE7o?...
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So Win. | Nike
YouTube video by Nike
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but a psychopath doesn’t need a reason to destroy you; he doesn’t need money to want to steal yours. He will do it bc he can. Bc it’s a game. Bc you let him.
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
My new Substack on using cliches open.substack.com/pub/jodygerb...
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Creating the Monster
Use clichés intentionally and with purpose to avoid a meaningless mess
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Do you go to the grocery store three or more times a week? And, if yes, how many kids do you have? 😂
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I love that when a crow discovers I have put out treats his first move is to call all his friends over instead of gorge himself on them alone. Be the crow.
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a black crow is sitting on a rock with the words ca-caw !!! written on it .
ALT: a black crow is sitting on a rock with the words ca-caw !!! written on it .
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
It’s February in Ohio and yet thunder, harder than I have ever felt, shook our house at 1 a.m. last night, so hard that I (who fears almost nothing) thought we all might die.
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Anyone else’s dreams getting weird lately?? I mean WEIRD.
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Diana Teeter @dianateeterart.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I’m a part time librarian and I just want to echo what I’ve seen other librarians say recently: there is a HUGE uptick in requests for social justice, climate justice, abolition, history, etc books and I just want to say nobody is giving up the fight. If anything people are fighting harder #library
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Overheard at the grocery store, one woman to another: How long you been married? [Deadpan] 125 years [With disgust] Oh, my god.
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Current mood.
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
We call my dog’s crate and my daughter’s bunk-bed reading nook their “charging stations,” bc we know they are done playing when they head there.
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Palate cleanse: my guinea pig Ben, napping.
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I think we should replace all those Trad Wives w white bros who will obvs do the job better.
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Barbara Stranger @bstranger.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
The website for the NIH Office of Research on Women's Health has nearly been dismantled between yesterday morning and today. Piece by piece throughout the day. What, the new administration will no longer support or tolerate discussion of research affecting the health of >50% of humans? Seriously?!?
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Opinion | The way to avoid tragedies like yesterday's crash is to use hiring practices that put only the most qualified people in important federal jobs. by Pete Hegseth and RFK Jr.
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Great night with @lizmoorebooks hosted by @grandviewlewlibrary Liz is adapting LONG BRIGHT RIVER for a series airing on @peacock this March (yay!). She reports that, after hearing from so many others in that process, she still learns about her own work.
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Fiona Taylor @fionataylor.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I would advise anyone who might need Plan B and the abortion pill to stock up now. I don't think that opportunity will be there much longer, but I would love to be wrong. I'll put some options in this thread.
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Michael Lubic @michaellubic.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
youtu.be/nWEpW6KOZDs?...
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NLG Know Your Rights reminder: Shut the f*** up!
YouTube video by National Lawyers Guild, Detroit & MI
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I love how I make sautéed spinach and mushrooms over wild rice and then am like, You know what sounds good? Doritos.
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Jody Gerbig @jodygerbig.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
The weekend that never ends: school canceled again tomorrow because of cold. Too cold to sled or ski, so not working in my loud, dirty house again tomorrow! Fun times!
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