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JockMeBro

@jockmebro.bsky.social
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writing about big sweaty dumb jocks love to chat about kink ‐ DM me! moved here from twitter

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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
every bara artist looks like this
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Average femboy cock size
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Immobile muscleblob bf / Immobile fatblob bf
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mattpics @mattpics.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
newtim8
newtim8
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mattpics @mattpics.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
tim car3
tim car3
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Telling my bros I want them to care for me the only way I know how, by getting muscleblobbed
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Cyrus 🔞 @cyart.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I’ve seen many NSFW artists tagging their stuff as “Graphic,” that’s for like blood, guts and gore stuff that is explicit but not sexual. It’s just a gamble sometimes when something’s graphic because it’s either a nice NSFW piece or a drawing of someone all bloody and their limbs cut off cmon ppl 😭
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
enormous immobile gassy gainer dad / subby bear feeder son
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
power bottom muscle fag dad / musky hung jock top son
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Chaztheredpanda @chaztheredpanda.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
A skinny human twink turning into the beefiest, hairiest, most testosterone drenched musclebull furry with a beard, ankle slapping cock, and huge, suckable areolas.
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Anyone got any tips on doing deadlifts and RDLs when you have a full sloshing udder in the way?
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
this reminded me how much I love cow TFs and have since I found CYOC and Danielkay
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Kinda mean of the bros to tease me about my udder sloshing and my chunky nips leaking when they're the ones who made me the frat cow. The freshman 400 is bad enough
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I love turning up to the gym with my boyfriend, wearing our matching mesh crops and booty shorts, and acting super gay to make all the puny straight boys feel uncomfortable. We're disgusting greasy hairy musky 400lbs muscleblobs and we love working out together.
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Do your research before you get hypered. No one told me about having feet that are extra big and wide for my height and aggressively sweat through socks and shoes. Just one of many inconveniences they don't explain properly before the procedure
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Himbos as, not dumbed down exactly, but choosing to focus on dumb things. A man who can solve partial differential equations in his head but chooses not to. He chooses to work out and then say "biiiiig pumpies" instead
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Gainzmas, bros
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
weather reports but for locations of hypermale ejaculation events
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Megamusclefag recruiters convincing young men to sign up for life as a huge, dumb pleasure slut. Yes you'll be too big to fit through doorways. Yes people will stare. Yes you'll act extremely faggy and love constantly flaunting your body
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
a course of roids designed to make your nips grow into big thick floppy veiny leaky sensitive tubes
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Oi listen bruv. It just makes sense that only scally lads get to be like this. The world kept telling us to shrink. To hide. To be quiet. To be polite. Now we can't. I love bein a unit. I don’t tolerate it. I don’t “cope.” I don’t secretly wish I was normal-sized and polite and invisible.
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
My nipples must be 6" long, 8" circumference by now. Throbbing and leaking. My crop top is soaked through already. I have no idea how big my hyper junk has become, but I can feel it giving my thong's elastic a tough time.
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Design your RPG character! SKILLS (1-7) These are used to pass skill checks. Assign 24 points. [ ] STRENGTH Used to lift and move heavy objects; and to win fights [ ] MASS Used to take up/block space, and to prevent other forces from moving you
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
they're doing a 2 for 1 offer, so you sign you and your boyfriend up for hyperpuberty without doing any planning about being a hyper-hyper couple
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Fuck I love being so dumb. It's so hot 🥵 I get boned up just thinking about it. And I know you're jealous 😏 You wish you were as stupid as me, don't you, brain boy? 😉 No stress, no worries, just being a happy horny slutty idiot 😈
A big bodybuilder facing right at the camera in black boxers and white trainers flexes both biceps and smiles.
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Increasingly, my kink vibe at the moment is "being a horrifying cursed entity"
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I'm queering your space by filling it with my muscle and musk. Sorry, but it kinda happens whether I like it or not, I'm just too queer. This is what happens if you invite a musclefag into your house. My fagginess has seeped into the essence of your house.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 04/06/2025
But not in necessarily an aggressive way. Like there is a sense of fear at the obvious size and power. But it’s more being the parade balloon version of masculinity. Overinflated but comforting. Yes I can lift stupid weight but I’m also something to be ogled/fondled/shown off. A prize livestock.
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Quote with what your musk smells like! My musk smells like, starting from the strongest: sweat, onion, urine, putrid, musty, cumin, skunk, pine, diesel Strength: 10/10 extremely strong smell Additional info: nearby humidity is increased and you will be able to taste most of my musk notes
A bar chart showing the strength of different odors. From highest to lowest they are: animal, sulfidic vegetable, earth, decay, spice, sulfur, wood, petroleum
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Kurtis - MUSCLEPUPPY @roidpuppy.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Describing adding 1000lbs of muscle, a borderline unbreathable musk & having your libido melt your brain as a “minor puberty” because you know that there are many MANY more to come
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
More guys with fat tits and thick bellies in crop tops. More guys with fat tits and thick bellies in crop tops. MORE GUYS WITH FAT TITS AND THICK BELLIES IN CROP TOPS [I am dragged off stage]
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
On the inside you're a nice guy, but your new programming forces you to act like a jock bully, forcing nerds to lick your pits and smirking like a douche
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
He heads out to the gay bar, the perfect place to get lots of attention. His arrivals are always the same. First, people smell his musk, then they hear the clomp of his oversized feet, then they hear the ground shaking under his weight, then they finally see his body lumber into sight.
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
He was too scared and shy to come out of the closet, so he cast a spell that would make him "obviously a big queer." Now he's another former nerd blushing because he has to go out in public, and he just went through hyperpuberty
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Agreeing to let your partner become your owner. Becoming a pet, not a boyfriend. A beast, not a man. Feeling so excited, so warm, so safe as the collar closes around your neck
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Inmanis THE bull @inmanis.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
the streetcar FINALLY pulls up, grating and sparking along the ground. you clamber on, irritated at the delay, and turn to take a seat you’re stopped dead in your tracks, unable to get past even if you could move. in front of you is me. 🎨: @guzreuef.bsky.social
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Megamusclefag Problems: Musk so strong that people are disgusted or turned on all the time
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Megamusclefag Problems: Needing a release 8–10 times a day or it starts to happen spontaneously, and someone has to clean up a huge mess
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Who's signing up next?
A muscular man in a chastity cage and bondage. He's surrounded by text describing how he is being transformed into a megamassive muscleslut.
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
anyone remember Ty and the beach bullies?
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Josh is a nice, sweet, nerdy guy who is vaguely oblivious that he has become a hyper muscle freak cursed with overflowing masculinity
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Skye Starlight @meltyderg.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
hyper dicks being extremely prone to prejac-esque troubles because of the sheer amount of nerve endings involved is a vry hot concept
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captain brick @mazsystem.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
💙 size altering butt musk
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
humiliation kink but it's just existing and being perceived in your body that's humiliating
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
shy, awkward, hypermuscular men trying to navigate ordinary situations
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JockMeBro @jockmebro.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Introducing Jared 6'7" 400lbs/ 180kg 4% body fat Size 18 feet Full body thick hair coverage Strong musk Oily and sweaty skin 0.5" penis and 1" diameter testes Nipples 2" long, 2" wide Uncontrollable libido Frequent spontaneous orgasms Sleeps with a Gape Keeper 140 in Wears a Grip 170 daily
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Yama @wolfyama.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
My earliest sexual thoughts were of bodybuilders and bodybuilder actors so big that they stopped registering as human. Am just now making the connection between that and furry/monster attraction, and how I don’t just wanna be muscular but to take up space/not fit in normal human designed spaces 🥵
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