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Growing Brovine

@growingbrovine.farm
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36|M|He/Him - Just a bovine working in the gym and at the table to get those gains. ATL based I’m a: A DM (the D&D Kind) A Submassive (I’m large but you’re in charge) A part-time powerlifter A fiction nerd (Comics/Novels/Fanfic/Smut) A full time queer

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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 20/09/2026
Oh no, cleaning up my Google Drive and I found my first completed novel from 2013 and one from 2020. Upside this is basically the writer version of looking back at old art work.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 20/09/2026
Got a new training block that’s a 3 day on/1 day off. Push/Pull/Legs then different Push/Pull/Legs. Sitting on the couch with my hammies and back is actually twitching like fuck. 💪🏻🐮💦
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 09/09/2026
So similar to FWA, I only got really one day to walk through DragonCon for the first time. And immediately was struck with the same feeling of “come back next year and do it more fully” because man I had wished I’d busted out my Chris Redfield after the 10th Leon/Ada/Grace.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 09/09/2026
We legit stopped the movie like 15 minutes in cause I need to bitch that we never got like a deep Avatar RPG. I just pictured an Inquisition style game with the tactical menu and you custom build you avatar and unlock the elements.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 02/09/2026
So realized after 2 years and 2 days from the start I finished my first draft. Got a little clean up before I let some folks read it and I start revising but my slasher novel is done
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 25/08/2026
There is something very funny about being in the Marriott Marquis for a work conference when the last time I was here was FWA
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 21/08/2026
*sighs in wistful need*
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 16/08/2026
Sonovafuckingbitch - why didn’t I say this when I had the thought like five weeks ago
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 16/08/2026
When it turns out Valerie Cooper in X-Men’97 turns out to be fucking Mystique I just want to stated that I called it.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 12/08/2026
One thing at Market Days finally got to play MTG with @broseidonyetagain.bsky.social at an event. Got to put my Frathouse Deck through its paces. It’s a dumb fucking bit of a deck that sometimes pops the fuck off for no reason.
Shot of my board during the Sips and Spells event at Meeting House in Chicago. The proxy for Kyler I made using and editing the blood bowl art
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 12/08/2026
damnit too much boy kissing this last weekend. *flails dramatically at my desk*
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 11/08/2026
Short Market Days recap: 1) it was great to see people I haven’t seen since 3-6 years. 2) it was awesome to run into people I’ve only known online 3) it was wild to just actually feel appreciated for the body 4) it was weird to just overhear people talking about me 5) the tiddies are sore as fuck
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 07/08/2026
Annoyed at how close this 410 was on Sunday. I want it for December.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 07/08/2026
From the mock push/pull - just 565lbs. But it’s a sign that I’ve unfucked things in a good way.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 07/08/2026
2 of 3 lifts at Quads in the Books for Market Days. Upper and Lower Done - tomorrow we do pretty boys before magic and the bars.
Mirror selfie from yesterday at Quads in Chicago.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 06/08/2026
Want yall to know that I have 2016-2018 version of this shot that are dramatically different through many spaces.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 04/08/2026
So the meet that I had been planning got dropped but we decided to make a bit of a show for just doing some mock Push/Pull to test some numbers. No new PRs - which is fine but it was good to get to feel confident under weight for both bench and especially deadlift. Still got a meet coming in Dec
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 03/08/2026
Okay I really need the manager that works from fucking home to stop putting meeting in the calendar at 4:30PM
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 15/07/2026
Watching people butcher the spelling of En Sabah Nur is really making me chuckle for the fact that in the Krakoa era he pulls a full Prince and gives himself basically an unpronounceable Krakoan symbol for a name.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 15/07/2026
The way I missed getting absolutely lambasted by this post yesterday
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 08/07/2026
Just sharing what is going to be an ongoing thread from the husband of classic beef from bygone eras.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 07/07/2026
The way I screamed yesterday in the office when this popped up
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 07/07/2026
We finished Act 2 of the finale to my Horror game. Which means we are officially in the Tartarus/Castle Oblivion/Throne world section. Time to climb an ontological ladder tower to end a scientific pseudodivinity at the end of reality.
static.klipy.com
Sora Kills Heartless Running Up Stairs in Kingdom Hearts
Alt: Sora Kills Heartless Running Up Stairs in Kingdom Hearts
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 25/06/2026
So obviously Sadie Sink is obviously Jean Gray but was thinking about how cool it would actually be for her to be like Rachel Summers or Hope Summers.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 25/06/2026
Hey yall I know that shit is getting tightened out there with the *everything* going on with well *everything* but please if you can help Help em out.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 15/07/2025
IYKYK 💪🏻🐮💦
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 17/06/2026
Between this and the fact that most studios seem to think it’s the hockey in Heated Rivalry that mattered. It’s damn funny to watch them make big swings in the wrong directions.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 17/06/2026
So odd side note for my body and its weirdness. If I do dumbbell curls up to like 30lbs it takes anywhere from 20-30 reps before I start actually feeling it
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 15/06/2026
I might be kicking the hornets nest on this one. But pretty much every bitch I see doing the “just fat not a gainer” style post I’m just like: Then stop doing gainer ass behavior on the internet. Are they “unethical” or are you sending mixed ass signals babe?
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 09/06/2026
Okay so I’m like 90% certain the AC is off in the office today. I am the world’s sweatiest man in a deeply uncomfortable way.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 09/06/2026
Look there is something extremely funny about a horror game where I have been throwing elbows for 2.5 years. But it’s the half causally tossed concussion sweetness from an NPC boyfriend character that I catch making the player fully flummoxed.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 08/06/2026
It’s gonna be directly post my August meet. I will need to figure out how to coordinate some gym gear, kink stuff, and at least two commander decks cuz. If you are local Chicago folks gonna be easier cause we will be in early. If you ain’t and you see us - ignore my Winter Soldier vibes and say hi.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 05/06/2026
Shhh…I didn’t die. Yes I got a little plate drunk on how well 225 and 325 moved and decided to try sending it.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 04/06/2026
Apparently the way to get my brain to stop being a bitch about a photo is to give it like a day.
A selfie of a brovine turned to the side/quarter angle.A selfie of a brovine hitting a double bicep from the frontA brovine hitting a double bicep from the back
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 04/06/2026
Did I finally settle on the Queen Beryl ass BBEG of my future girl by midnight campaign? Yes. Is it doing the fucking most? Yes. Lady Pirouette of the Damascus Throne. I’m already in love with this silly bitch in my head.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 03/06/2026
Well fuck I didn’t realize that Vox Season 4 dropped. For some reason I thought it was next week.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 29/05/2026
As I said in texts - at some point I will remember to take a damn photo for evidence
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 26/05/2026
Jeezus I don’t know if it’s just the volume or the weight or what. But man I don’t think I’ve had a single workout in the last month where I haven’t felt gassed by half way through.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 18/05/2026
Also finally got around to starting Shoresy finally. Got 2 episodes into the first season and had to message @broseidonyetagain.bsky.social about it.
A screenshot of a DM exchange.

YESTERDAY 1:02 PM
me: Oh no
me: I might be Shoresy
friend: I mean, yeah
me: No, you can't say it like it's obvious
me: Like I'm finally getting around to watching the show and I'm two episodes in and I'm just sitting here going oh no I'm him. I'm Shoresy coded as fuck aren't I.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 18/05/2026
Okay so kinda a weird moment. last week I did my physical with my GP - last time I did it w/ them I couldn’t fit in the singular robe they provided. Had to use 2. This go around one of them fit. The wildest thing is I’m the same weight if not a little heavier. It’s just a recomposition reminded.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 18/05/2026
Are we talking Dead or Depowered. Cause different rules. A dead god can still be worshipped, can still grant power, and hell can be brought back under right circumstances. Stripped of divinity is a different thing and divinity operates by thermodynamics. No new thrones of power. Just transferred.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 14/05/2026
Having to fast for a 10AM doctors appointment sucks. Especially when I just got my food back aligned after weekend being thrown off.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 13/05/2026
Okay so I don’t know what game system I’d want to play this in but I’ve got a character idea for like essentially a field researcher who gets way too excited/horrified about the stuff he is seeing. “Okay so why does the plant pretending to be a person. Why didn’t switch genders when I approached”
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 13/05/2026
Okay so I got a little gassed at this top set due to the food mismatch. But hey I think I did finally unfuck my deadlift set up.
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Innkeeper @ The Motorboat Inn @the-red-comet.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
It’s why we have an end unit I can look down at him working the corner from the comfort of my kitchen
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 12/05/2026
My participation in today’s standards of posting for the two Ts.
A top down view of a brovine torso showing off the meat and goodies #tummytuesday #tiddietuesday
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 12/05/2026
Also two other FWA notes: Going down to the bottom floor and encountering a group of like 8-12 possums, rats, raccoons in a group was hilariously on brand. Man there was a distinct lack of bovines/bulls/cows.
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 12/05/2026
My 1st FWA Thoughts, had a blast and like most events I came away more fulfilled then expected: 1) get a room at the hotel don’t drive in 2) make sure I have a damn badge 3) be prepared to spend twice as much money as I think I’m going to 4) actually take off work for the whole time 5) u hoes r hot
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 12/05/2026
Okay finally feeling like a person again. So the outcome of FWA shopping! Spent more money then I planned on and less then I could have because damn. Now to get some of em on the wall
A selection of the furry shit I got from FWA. From Kihu and Reveloin
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Growing Brovine @growingbrovine.farm · 12/05/2026
Okay still trying to play food catch up. But damn if I’m not like please for the love of gods just strap a camelback of shake to me at this point. The idea of being achingly hungry after eating can be really hot in fiction. In reality it blows.
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