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Joburt

@joburtus-maximus.bsky.social
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CIS, any/all, white man, supporting feminism and lgbt because it's the right thing to do. This is my public account. All opinions are mine and not my employer's.

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Joburt @joburtus-maximus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fucking brownshirts
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Sean Murray @nomansbsky.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Scott "KaiserNeko" Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I cannot emphasize this enough: CHECK YOUR VOTER STATUS, THESE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING EVIL AND TRYING TO TAKE AWAY YOUR ABILITY TO EVEN TAKE PART IN THE PROCESS
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/08/2026
Distract From Your Many Visible Flaws. Become A Member. Get A Paper. Plus A Tote. membership.theonion.com/totepromo/?…
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Talarico: When Ken Paxton talks about costs, you can tell it doesn't come naturally. It's a little like he's trying to speak French or something. It's like affordability is a word he learned on Duolingo that morning. Who does he think he's fooling?
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Riverboatjack @riverboatjack.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Every Democrat should be talking about how bad Republicans are with money, especially US tax dollars, YOUR money!
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Matthew Gault @mjgault.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
thinking about what happened in Salem this week as well
yahoo.com
Salem Brought a Guillotine To Oppose New Data Center. Company Reps Left, Feeling “Unsafe”.
Salem's city council voted unanimously to pursue a data center moratorium after residents - and a guillotine - pushed back on a $5.1 billion AI facility.
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
None of us -want- to clog your timelines with this shit. I fucking HATE interrupting dumb horny boob posts with calls to action but like If action isnt taken the boobs will stop entirely like we -cant- ignore this shit, this isnt FUN
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Sasha Tudvaseva @tudvaseva.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It’s your boy, Daniel Molloy #interviewwiththevampire #iwtv #danielmolloy #armand #devilsminion
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Vicky ACAB @vickyacab.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Important anti fascist skill to learn is being brave enough to yell "shut the fuck up" at someone in public
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
When Elon Musk’s Son Wants A Hug
6 panel comic

Panel 1: Elon Musk is typing cry-laugh emojis into his phone. His small son stands behind him, arms in the air, desperate for a tiny shred of genuine affection 
Son: Hug

Panel 2: Continuation of Panel 1. Once again, Musk’s son begs his father for a hug

Panel 3: Seeing his father is still not responding to his pleas, Lil X shouts: SHOOTER

Panels 4-6: Musk holding his son in various positions to shield himself from potential gunshots
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Lorenzo Salgado Araujo and Joan Sebastian Guerrero weren't murdered because of car pursuits. They were murdered because the men driving those cars felt comfortable recklessly killing. None of this ends until we shut down ICE completely.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/07/2026
‘Take Us To Your Biggest Pedophile’ Demand Surprisingly Politically Informed Aliens bit.ly/4eTxZ8V
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 29/06/2026
Black text on a white page that reads:

🚨EXTREME HEAT WATCH IN NYC🚨
 
Wednesday through at least Saturday, heat indices will surpass 100 degrees, potentially reaching 109 on Friday.
 
These are extremely dangerous conditions, and New Yorkers must plan now to stay safe and help their neighbors do the same.
 
The best way to prepare for extreme heat is to identify a safe, air-conditioned place you can spend the hot days.
 
If you don't have air-conditioning at home, plan to stay with family and friends or visit a free, public cooling center. Beginning Wednesday, the City will activate hundreds of free locations across the city. 

Find one nearest you, including accessible and pet-friendly options, by visiting nyc.gov/beattheheat or by calling 311.
 
Once you have your heat plan, check in on your neighbors — especially seniors, outdoor workers, and people with chronic health illnesses — to make sure they have one too.
 
Under the City's Heat Emergency Plan, the City has been planning since last week for what may be a historic heat wave. We will continue to share heat safety guidance and emergency updates throughout the week.

Sign up for emergency alerts by texting NOTIFYNYC to 692-692 and visit nyc.gov/beattheheat for more guidance.
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Scott "KaiserNeko" Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Most Pride festivals have family friendly spaces. In my history, the spicier stuff is often isolated to their own specific spots. But either way? Pride is about the *entire* queer experience. Not just what makes the more vanilla people comfortable.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/06/2026
Parade 

Thursday 

Manhattan
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Elon Musk is a TRILLIONAIRE 😍
Six panel comic

Panel 1: 
Elon Fuck-Face Musk is standing next to a stack of cash crudely shaped to look like a human. Musk says, “I made myself a friend out of money”

Panel 2:
Musk pathetically opens his arms and says “C’mere, big guy” to the stack of money

Panel 3:
Musk closes his arms around the money stack and the notes scatter everywhere.

Panel 4: 
Musk looks down at his hands as the money flutters to the ground

Panel 5: 
A close up of Musk’s hands. A single note rests on his arm. 

Panel 6:
A gross up of Musk’s face. Snot and tears flow as he mourns the loss of the only friend he ever had. What a wanker.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 08/06/2026
Soccer would not exist without immigrants. Immigrants play and coach the game, work in the stadiums, fill the stands, and make celebrations like the World Cup possible. Six of the players on the US Men's National Team are immigrants.

We will not allow ICE or anyone else to sow fear in our communities — especially at this moment. As the world comes to our city, we will stand proudly with our immigrant neighbors and reject these attacks for what they are: an attempt to divide us.
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TeamFourStar @teamfourstar.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Take a gander at these designs!
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Discordia Comic Shop @discordiacomicshop.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
We lost Jonathan Joss exactly One Year ago today. A neighbor burned his house, killed his dogs and shot him in the street for being Gay. Never forget Jonathan Joss. #KingOfTheHill #JohnRedcorn
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Riverboatjack @riverboatjack.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
REJOICE FOR NOW IS THE ERA OF PEGGY
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Peggy Carter Elmo on Fire Meme
ALT: Peggy Carter Elmo on Fire Meme
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Joburt @joburtus-maximus.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
If you're sick to death of channels that use AI on YouTube try "Tubeblocker". It's an extension that allows you to block YouTube channels or specific videos.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 15/05/2026
Today marks Nakba Day, an annual day of remembrance to commemorate the expulsion of more than 700,000 Palestinians between 1947 and 1949 during the creation of the State of Israel and the year that followed.   Inea is a New Yorker and a Nakba survivor. She shared her story with us.
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The Illustrations of Caitlin Abele @ladyholmes.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
#fuckai #aiisfascist
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Joburt @joburtus-maximus.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
FAQs are anti-social bullshit. If I have questions I want to ask a human being those questions so that they can answer any follow up questions. If you don't want to answer my questions, then just don't. I don't care if you're annoyed at seeing a post you don't like. Block me if it hurts so bad.
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𝔅𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔬𝔫𝔰 𝔒'𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔦𝔥𝔞𝔫 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Sun Tzu's Art of Vore @rhena.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
happy Piccolo Day
Demon King Piccolo (a green demon with antennae (but actually Namekian)) from Dragon Ball, saying "Therefore every May 9th will be celebrated as Piccolo Day"
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Mz. April Daniels ⚧ @aprildaniels.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Page from a 20th century IBM manual, that famously says "A computer can never be held responsible therefore a computer must never make a management decision" 

It has been edited to say "A computer can never be HORNY OR SAD therefore a computer must never make AN ARTISTIC decision"
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FunsexyDB @funsexydb.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
"You look lonely. I can fix that." #art #nsfw #dragonball #xenoverse3
A "Blade Runner 2049" Joi meme, except it's Xenoverse 3 characters from the trailer.
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Brachy @brachyzoid.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Xenoverse 3 release will be a little bittersweet for me. My "professional" art journey started with XV2 thanks to @teamfourstar.bsky.social 's playthrough and job opportunity. Remembering we no longer have the classic TFS Plays team couch streams when XV3 releases does sink my heart a bit.
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Amartbee @amartbee.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Excited for Xenoverse 3! #art #xenoverse3 #dragonball
Xenoverse 3 characters like Brett and others posing to the camera!
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
POV: u posted a little joke on blue sky. com
2 panel comic

Panel 1: Massively aggressive cop fly kicks a door down while screaming “Bluesky PD”

Panel 2: Cop then points gun directly at the reader and hisses “We received reports you were having fun for a second”
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/04/2026
Change is in the air, New York. Here are a few things blooming.
A photo of blossoming pink flower buds and a headline that reads “ECONOMIC POLICY - On Tax Day, Mamdani
Taxed the Rich -  The mayor, his supporters, and public opinion convinced their previously reluctant governor to agree to a tax on the second (or third, fourth, fifth, etc.) homes of their city's nonresident rich.”A photo of a child reaching for blossoming pink flower buds and a headline that reads “Mayor Mamdani Unveils 7 New NYC Early Ed Centers”A photo of of blossoming pink flower buds and a headline that reads “New York City to open municipal grocery store in 2027 -  The store will be one of five city-owned food stores Mayor Zohran Mamdani has promised to debut before his term ends.”Blossoming pink flower buds near a trash container and a headline that reads “Mamdani To Fully Fund Trash
Containerization -  The new mayor is restarting the Trash Revolution”
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
[shocked pikachu.jpeg]
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 12/04/2026
Happy Pascha to all Orthodox Christians celebrating today! Whether you are marking the resurrection of Jesus Christ with roasted lamb, lit candles in the streets, playing tsougrisma, or all of the above, I hope this day fills you with the spirit of renewal and joy.
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Scientist Mel @scientistmel.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Gentle reminder…
A cartoon picture of a smoking cat

Text: PLEASE DON'T
EVER TRADE YOUR AUTHENTICITY FOR APPROVAL.
LET PEOPLE
DISLIKE YOU
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 08/04/2026
If only there was a website with all the info parents need to find child care in New York City, including a map with every licensed provider in each neighborhood… Oh wait! Now there is: nyc.gov/childcare
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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
When you throw in the towel after a campaign loss or failure, you lose momentum for your cause. Remember, you're never building your own thing. You're building a means for others to move forward. You're part of things, not the culmination of them.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
here’s a comic about ❤️being kind❤️
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Iran just reportedly hit an Oracle data center in Dubai and i can't stop thinking about how good it would feel to see my tax dollars spent firing Tomahawk cruise missiles at data centers.
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Babybel Bandit @greblin.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it
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Joburt @joburtus-maximus.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I get a little irrationally angry about how dependent I am on something I hate. lol
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
i have a license to open carry bofa
Dr. Manhattan vaporizing an ice agent and saying "bofa deez nuts". On the ground it says Fuck Ice
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Joburt @joburtus-maximus.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
If you're going to run defense for generative AI then make the arguments instead of doing the "boo hoo people are mean to me when I defend AI woe is me" shit. If you think that there is some good outcome that we get from AI that justifies the laundry list of horrible shit that it causes, then make
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
The President of the United States said I insulted Jesus. You want to know what insults Jesus? Kicking the sick off their healthcare. Bombing schoolchildren in Iran. Deporting moms and babies. Covering up the Epstein files.
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
i am not joking when i saw that this is the heart of what woke 2 is all about
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 18/03/2026
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Mike Sington @mikesington.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
“Apparently I’m an idiot.” Woman at Pennsylvania gas station who voted for Trump rips into him, calls him “a worthless pile of sh*t”.
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