jobear.bsky.social @jobear.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Today in sentences I never thought I'd need to say: "I BEG YOU NOT TO THINK OF THE STAYPUFT MARSHMALLOW MAN WHILE IN THE FOREST OF COINCIDENCE!" It was too late, of course. 100 0
jobear.bsky.social @jobear.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Cryptic clue! Decapitated champion capturing end of world for young prince (7) 000 0
jobear.bsky.social @jobear.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Can I get away with this cryptic clue? One bit works in my head but might be the opposite of expected. Small spoon, they say, behind rear admiral's gossip. @rexparker.bsky.social? other crossword fans? 200 0
jobear.bsky.social @jobear.bsky.social · 29/07/2025What I love about cryptics is one can discover the existence of a rodent called a coypu without knowing that answer ahead of time. You can with regular crosswords too if you don't get Naticked (h/t @rexparker.bsky.social ) but I find the cryptic way more satisfying. 010 0
jobear.bsky.social @jobear.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Where do people go for D&D art? I need an unusual battlemap drawn. #TTRPG #TTRPGart 120 0
jobear.bsky.social @jobear.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Only DMs truly know the joy of when the party is trying to figure out how to carry the powerful, dangerous, scary staff they're supposed to destroy and one character slips and calls it "my staff." 000 0
jobear.bsky.social @jobear.bsky.social · 04/04/2025I have 2 versions of this joke; this is IMO the better one. I call it The Treachery of Language. 011 0
jobear.bsky.social @jobear.bsky.social · 01/04/2025they could've made the choice to sell me this fabric, but no. 000 0
jobear.bsky.social @jobear.bsky.social · 29/01/2025I had no idea how often I use the shift key until it broke. Suddenly, no keyboard shortcut for opening a Notezilla note, reopening a closed tab, or moving things around to different monitors. BAH! I replaced the keyboard real quick, but the spare has other problems. 000 0
Reposted by @jobear.bsky.socialDr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 25/11/2024Multiple people have become sick and hospitalized on flights landing in Boston. We need to await more information to fully understand what's happening here, but your regular reminder that one of the most important times to wear a mask is when you are traveling. 321596543 0
jobear.bsky.social @jobear.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I didn't ask what temperature a turkey cooks at. I said I cast fireball. 110 0
jobear.bsky.social @jobear.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Me, having a DM epiphany: "My 'head canon' is just called 'canon'." #DND #TTRPG 180 0
jobear.bsky.social @jobear.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I have head-canoned into existence an Exandria-based Valinor where a half-elf and a goldfish of your acquaintance will have surely earned their places by the end of their service, and can finally rest in true peace, together. You're welcome. #criticalrole 030 0
jobear.bsky.social @jobear.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Apparently as a DM I can cast "chilling words". #DnD #dnd5e #TTRPGs 030 0
jobear.bsky.social @jobear.bsky.social · 29/11/2023I don't want to alarm anyone but I'm pretty sure my D&D party is going to perpetrate a heist to steal some poetry. #TTRPG 050 0
