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sleepy but trying my best! 🔞 certified yapper™️ i hope you're having a great day, love!! ✩₊˚.⋆🕸️⋆⁺₊✧ be weird, be kind, be true, have fun :]

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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 13h
wow i love the part of having a crush on somebody where you genuinely are just insane and losing ur mind
mort from the madagascar movies. (not sure what type of animal he is but he almost looks like a cross between a lemur and a squirrel with a light-colored belly, brown body, and yellow eyes with huge pupils).
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
you can't spell butcher without butch
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
who up uncle-ing they pussy
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
pet play but it's just me eating grapes and chocolate before dying
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i have too much empathy to fit inside me, take this shit away bruh
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
sorry for being gay and perverted it WILL happen again
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
hannigram is just gay cocaine
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
(on life/grief) "it's only good and special because it ends" I DONT FUCKING CARE, GRIEF IS EVIL & TORTUROUS 😭
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
baked as fuck and emotional about lady gaga's performance of Paparazzi at the 2009 VMAs
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
lestat was real as fuck when he said "i don't wanna job, i wanna die"
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
i think gta 6 just isn't gonna be a thing. "we got ___ before gta 6" implies its a thing that will happen like girl what
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
need to chew on someone like a chew toy
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
baby trapping IS possible if you're gay. you just gotta be creative
(left to right! lestat, claudia, and louis from the show adaptation of interview with the vampire. lestat is pale with shoulder-length blonde hair and is wearing a black suit and tie with a white undershirt. claudia is a light skinned black girl with brown, slightly-longer-than-shoulder-length curly hair. she's wearing a dark red, double layered coat with a matching dark red bow on the back of her head. louis is darker than claudia with short, brown, coily hair that is styled in waves. he's wearing dark, small, and oval-shaped glasses along with a dark green jacket, a black suit underneath, a patterned tie and white button up shirt(left to right) hannibal lecter, abigail hobbs in a hospital bed, and will graham. hannibal and will are beside abigail's hospital bed in chairs; will looks at abigail and Hannibal, while hannibal is asleep. they are from the nbc show called hannibal. hannibal has short, combed back blonde/grey hair and is wearing dark pants with a tan sweater and a white, collated undershirt. abigail is unconscious and hooked up to many machines. she has typical hospital clothes on with a thin white blanket over her and bandages on her neck. will is wearing light grey pants, a dark shirt, and a tan jacket. abigail has long, dark brown hair that is straight. will has short, curly, light (ish) brown hair.
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
just ate a peach in less than 4 bites should i be concerned
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
secret third option (holding it sluttily at my waist)
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
call me a vampire with the way i wanna bite my gf's neck 24/7
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
not to be emo but what do you with hurt that has no place to go
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I get money, you get mad because the backshot or whatever charli xcx said
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
why my yaoi always gotta be doomed? why can't the gays just be happy?
hannibal lecter (nbc show) looking at will graham while cupping his face. hannibal's face is sad and slighty bloodied; his shirt is a white button-up with significant blood stains. we only see the back of will's head.will graham looks at hannibal sadly while hannibal cups his face. his hair and clothes are wet from the rain, though they are indoors. we only see the back of hannibal's head.
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
the AQI is 201 and I have to drive with my windows down despite my headache and eyes/throat hurting from the wildfire smoke... bc my fucking AC is broken 😭 they're trying to kill me bruh
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
i'm reaching peak levels of wokeness no one can stop me
a screenshot of my instagram "saved to" folders. from top to bottom they read as hannibal, mcr, arcane, catradora, phm/bloodymary, and slimeknight
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
i have nothing else to add
hannibal lecter (from the tv show) visiting someone in a prison cell. the prisoner is not shown but we can see guards behind him, behind the bars of the cell. he is wearing a brown suit with a blue shirt and tie. his eyes are closed and his face is calm.
a white shorthair dog sitting in front a fire with his eyes closed. his expression is calm. below his neck is a block of tech that says "he tryna ignore it", proceeded by an absurd about of crying emojis 😭
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
i'm building a team... (meowl and the hamsters are honorary members)
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
white ppl be like "you can charge your ipad with my couch"
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
who wanna go out and get so gay off that tequila
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
(with a heart full of love about my favorite characters ever) i hate these fucking dumbasses they make me ill
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
only on episode 13 of hannibal and im already losing my fucking mind oh my goddddd
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
who up feeling inexplicably angry over minor inconveniences
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
holy shit carbonation feels so weird why are not concerned about this
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
drinking a can of minute made lemonade and feeling like a rescuer feeding their rescued lamb a bottle of milk.... idk how to explain it man
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
high as fuck, eating a GIANT plate of taco bell cinnamon twists, listening to SOAD, moisturized, in my lane, thriving 💛💛💛💛
pink plastic dinner plate with around 20 taco bell cinnamon twists.
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
i love how every hyperfixation i've ever had is basically just a) super nerdy specific niche or b) stupid gay idiots that i love
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
who up getting springlocked by charlie horses
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
tipsy and mad as hell about 67
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
shout out to whoever created the word bush. pubes sounds horrendous. bush is beautiful. hashtag don't shave your bush
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
ik shit is bad when i start feeling maternal for frankensteins creature again bruh
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
i hate when ads are like "hey, it's me, your skin/scalp." no it's not. you're literally not in my phone. shut up
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 18/05/2026
whoever invented cheese…. i love you
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
who up entertaining the melancholy horrors
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
why sea lions always filing complaints with HR
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
update it was 79 pages JUST to get an 86 🫩
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maeve ♡ she/her @solarvi.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
written language is so silly. when i ask someone how to spell their name or something i feel like i'm asking them how to count to five
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
this gotta be an assignment from HELL bc wdym im on page 69 and not even done the assignment yet 🫩🫩🫩
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haunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 08/05/2026
cross my heart and hope to dyke
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
being me is so beautiful bc no one else gets to do it. being yourself is so beautiful bc no one else gets to be you.
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
this might sound stupid but today i learned that concussions ARE considered mTBIs??? (minor traumatic brain injury) no clue how i didn't know this 🧍
A brown cow stands in the shallow waters of the ocean. Small waves are behind him. The text (which is placed at the top of the image) reads "I may be stupid" in all caps.
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
i think i'd genuinely prefer being put down like a dog over this finals season
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
call me john wilkes booth with the way i hate and pray on the downfall of linked in
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ghost 🫶 they/them @joastie.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
was sentimental before noon today over my friends 🙁 i miss them sm and they're so cool. #ilovemyfriendssss
The image being described bright, colorful meme. It has a more popular "hamster meme" in the front, with its original background removed. The scene behind the hamster is clip art of a sunny day! There are multiple grassy hills that decrease in size as they go into the background. Other key elements are the bright sun in the sky, a rainbow, and butterflies.
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Julia Gulia 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @jrobb773.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
It is Wednesday again!
Spongebob photoshopped into a wintry scene with pasted text saying “you have to be the thing that saves you.”
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