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João Brant

@joaobrant.longhathouse.com
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Fiz Dandara faz tanto tempo (com uma galera) que to virando a Kelly Key dos Games Gamedev e asneira 🏳️‍🌈 ele/dele

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João Brant @joaobrant.longhathouse.com · 30/09/2026
Galera, alguém tem um friend invite pro #Deadlock? Vou botar hashtag pq vai que
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diabo destruidor de mundos @pedrofonseca.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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D.W.A.P. (Ben) @andwap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine.
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Walaber @walaber.com · 29/09/2026
A quick look at the visual development for the game’s “Flipnote” inspired visuals:
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A Low Poly Robot @lowpolyrobot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
may have been messing with extracting PS1 files again just for funsies and anyway thinking about the Blooper Reel in Silent Hill now
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2dchaos - WISHLIST NECHROMIA!!! @2dchaos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Here's a look on the test combat system for #nechromia It's a lot like Parasite Eve's so far!
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🦖 Tim Curry's Rainbow Six @inkdino.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Frodo Baggins: It's Done
ALT: Frodo Baggins: It's Done
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PsicoPapi @pedroscomparin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pelo amor de Deus eu não aguento MAIS bolos
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 23/09/2026
[a tweet is overlaid on Macklemore wearing a keffiyeh]

hayrr x (@hayrr) on twitter:

"hey @macklemore im sorry i tweeted in 2014 you should mackle less. you can mackle as much as you want. free palestine :raised_fist_emoji:"
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João Brant @joaobrant.longhathouse.com · 22/09/2026
Consegui 3x3 com 115kg hoje no supino, realmente existe um processo a ser confiado
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João Brant @joaobrant.longhathouse.com · 22/09/2026
O apocalipse de bandido de São Paulo Já fui em apartamento de amigo que fez a biometria do meu olho pra eu entrar Pensei: nu, deve ser um palácio Era um cativeiro de 6m2
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⛧Vikintor⛧ 🇧🇷 @vikintor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
VAL'TY is a short retro fps mom-game inspired by alien conspiracy theories, MDK and Turok. Play as Val'ty and her 9-years-old daughter Val'tynha, eat enemies, find new abilities, and stop Ashtar Sheran's plan to subjugate dissident aliens. Demo available. store.steampowered.com/app/3860970/...
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VAL'TY on Steam
VAL'TY mixes silly humor, absurd horror and retro FPS aesthetics with a mandatory easter egg quest and creepypasta-like moments. No humans allowed! GET VAL'TED!
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Yin @yin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Toada Brava's Kickstarter campaign is now live! After years of building this game, we're finally ready to take the next step and bring Toada Brava to life with your help! www.kickstarter.com/projects/andrey…
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João Brant @joaobrant.longhathouse.com · 09/09/2026
Acho a feature da torre de babel do twitter muito legal (que automaticamente todo os tweets vem na sua língua com IA) Mas como o twitter é o twitter tá todo mundo só se mandando tomar no cu em diferentes línguas. Lindo demais
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Droniela - Mentally the Third @girlrobot.io · 04/09/2026
I mean yeah they are fairly sure that if the gop performs badly enough they can win the next election so letting Trump run naked painted in gold over the corpses of babies is good for business. Against progressives? If they lose, they LOSE.
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Iron Pineapple @ironpineapple.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
topic was GTA 6, but this applies to basically all games and the type of discourse/criticism you might see
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ᴺ ᴼ ᵀ ᴬ ᴮ ᴸ ᴱ|🟠🟠 @talb.one · 02/09/2026
trabalhando duro nas melhorias do joguinho, vfx novos de fino e aceleração
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João Brant @joaobrant.longhathouse.com · 02/09/2026
Pois é
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João Brant @joaobrant.longhathouse.com · 31/07/2026
Agora o Twitter acabou de vez
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DekoNSFW 👀👄👀 @dekonsfw.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
There will always be people who appreciate what YOU make, it just might take them a while to find you.
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João Brant @joaobrant.longhathouse.com · 31/07/2026
Sim
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A Bowser course select screen, long thought unused in Super Mario 64 DS, can actually be seen by performing an absurdly specific action: Yoshi must drown underneath the Hazy Maze Cave entrance. If his lifeless body floats up through the pool, the screen will be displayed.
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glauber kotaki @glauberkotaki.com · 23/05/2025
the game is super short adorable fun neat chill but this animation alone is worth playing it all
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aerolito @aerolitto.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
meme da rede ao lado, antigo twitter

- qual seus pronomes?
- ela / dela
- valeu! vai se foder sua desgraçada
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oiCabie, hipoteticamente falando 🇵🇸 @oicabie.com · 27/07/2026
A xuxa e o stand dela
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João Brant @joaobrant.longhathouse.com · 27/07/2026
No twitter ta rolando a trend de "segurar a imagem que revela ela" e essa é a trend mais paia que eu já vi na vida
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João Brant @joaobrant.longhathouse.com · 24/07/2026
Wolverine passa fio dental todos os dias. E você?
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João Brant @joaobrant.longhathouse.com · 24/07/2026
Será que de campeonato de farmar aura sai uma cena foda underground de artista, ou será que é tipo fazer flash mon com Harlem Shake em 2013? 🤔
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oleha da bruise @patodeborracha.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
no corre-corre da cidade grande, tanta gente passa, estou só o vento sopra pelo campo, traz uma lembrança sua, estou só já não sei dizeeeeeeeer em qual desses lugares me dói mais
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Rikaku @beastmasterrika.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Fuck off. If anything is "millennial", it's those cool transparent colors our iMacs, Gameboys, and Tamagotchis came in. No fucking millennial likes the house flipper grey. Call it a millennial paint job when I can see through the exterior of a car because it's Glacier Purple like my GBA.
An image showing the colorful transparent plastic of various pieces of technology of the 90's and early 2000s, that were easily the popular choice of the millennial age bracket. Some of the tech is an iMac, Nintendo 64, Sega DreMcast, a PlayStation 2, a Gameboy color and Advance, and CD player.
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Maureen Chuck @irmagherd.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
RIP Bonnie Tyler
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João Brant @joaobrant.longhathouse.com · 08/07/2026
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Sourhwolfy - Open Comms! @sourhwolfy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Commission for @artanis-rmor.com that I had the opportunity to do! It was a lovely work and Artanis is extremely was extremely patient! Really happy with the result. The slot was got on @nightmarketethirys.bsky.social! [ #art - #furry - #commission - #bara - #ffxiv ]
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Juliana Melguiso @jumelguiso.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
MEU DEUS JÁ TEM 10 ANOS QUE PRESENCIEI ISSO (a aula que aconteceu)
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Tiani Pixel @tianipixel.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
🥳 Mina the Hollower + UNSIGHTED 🥳 Looking for pixel art, top-down, Zelda-likes/Metroidvanias with challenging combat and puzzles? Look no further!! If you already have one of the games, this is a perfect opportunity to gift a friend and support the devs :) store.steampowered.com/bundle/76343...
Mina + Unsighted
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severina xique-xique @tiavelha.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Coletânea de algumas imagens apócrifas que mudaram minha visão de mundo sobre basicamente tudo
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
A Treasure on PS1: madcap brawling, throwing, and dodgeballing! Cut-out crayon scribble characters and rotating polygonal arenas make it such a cool little game that's so much fun to play. 📺: Rakugaki Showtime, Treasure/Enix, 1999.
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João Brant @joaobrant.longhathouse.com · 02/07/2026
Ônibus de BH, precisa colocar o volume da maquininha de cobrar no talo e estourar o ouvido de todas as pessoas?
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João Brant @joaobrant.longhathouse.com · 29/06/2026
50% paquetá jogando mal 50% é muito gostoso encher a boca pra falar paquetá
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🔸Rafael Françoi🔸 @rathaelos.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
updating my character code 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚝 𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙴𝙳 = 𝟷.0 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚝 𝚆𝙰𝙻𝙺_𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙴𝙳 = 𝟷.𝟻 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚝 𝙶𝙰𝚈_𝚆𝙰𝙻𝙺_𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙴𝙳 = 𝟸.0 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚝 𝚁𝚄𝙽_𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙴𝙳 = 𝟹.0 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚝 𝙶𝙰𝚈_𝚁𝚄𝙽_𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙴𝙳 = 𝟹.𝟻 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚝 𝚂𝙿𝚁𝙸𝙽𝚃_𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙴𝙳 = 𝟺.0 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚝 𝙶𝙰𝚈_𝚂𝙿𝚁𝙸𝙽𝚃_𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙴𝙳 = 𝟺.𝟻
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Ariel Velloso @relshouse.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Caio Corraini 🌊 @corra.maremo.to · 10/06/2026
eu fazia isso nos meus tempos de jornalismo ou hoje em dia quando invento de escrever algo criativo funciona pra caralho
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Laerte @laertecoutinho.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Desenhei esses eus em 2020.
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Pieri 🎷🐕 @caopeta.com.br · 11/06/2026
rabisquei skull kid pq fiquei nostalgico
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João Brant @joaobrant.longhathouse.com · 11/06/2026
Contribuição pro #suvaquarta
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Guilhos @guilhox.win · 10/06/2026
Quando a educação não é libertadora, o sonho do oprimido é ser influencer
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João Brant @joaobrant.longhathouse.com · 10/06/2026
viciado em chamar tudo que tá estragado ou defeituoso de "babilonizado"
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João Brant @joaobrant.longhathouse.com · 08/06/2026
Acho que a coisa mais humilhante de acompanhar videogame é ver uma discussão na internet sobre alguma coisa, se sentir engajado e perceber que vc tá na real no meio de um monte de adolescente
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🌙Moonllita✨ @moonllita.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
My last Mario 64 painting is done
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