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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻

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Jubilee. 🎆 39, She/Her. Indie author. Coffee addict. No AI 🚫 Minors DNI ✨️ Writing is cheaper than therapy. ✨️ Follow my stuff: linktr.ee/jmweaverauthor

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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 35m
My girlfriend doesn't drink. So she's my escort. 😅
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 36m
Mental Gymnastic Gold Medalist right here. 🥇 I don't even begin to understand the argument they're trying to make.
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 40m
For sure! And the focus is beer. Lots of beer. And German food. I'm slightly buzzed but I had a yummy bratwurst and sauerkraut sandwich. Also bought a record at the local record shop. Taking the day mostly off writing!
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 43m
Hell yes, love OG Final Fantasy!
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 1h
I think Adult Hailey would be down for those!
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 1h
#LGBTQWriteAThon I'm a bit behind schedule. Horror short will be out Monday. Gotta get back to polishing/taking a hacksaw to WIP 2. For now I'm enjoying my town's Oktoberfest. :]
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 5h
There is no faster way to show you don’t care about the ‘art’ you’re making, artistic integrity in general, real artists or THE PLANET, than by being a pathetic loser who uses generative AI.
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 3h
#Octember Hailey has some personal experience being transferred to strange places and transformed INTO strange objects. So she might just take it on the chin. At least she'd probably be able to run and jump well again. She'd be all about that. 😅
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 3h
Me three. That derpy girl would be running toward that stuff like it's a slip n' slide. Provided she's having an OK knee day. lol
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 3h
She's all about hair clips, fun treats, and I could see her being into candles especially once she has her own apartment. Her mom wouldn't let her buy them though. She'd flip out and act like Hailey would wind up burning the house down. 😅
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 3h
Tea, not so much. Maybe later in life. But a nice pastry--definitely!
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 4h
Definitely! Hailey is a big fan of kitties so that'd work!
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 4h
Dammit. That's gotta be the winner. 🤣
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 11h
Hailey would onlyyyy use the bestest shampoo and conditioner. She's pretty obsessive about her hair maintenance. As a redhead it gets curly and frizzy if she doesn't maintain it, and it's down to her hips. That can quickly become a nightmare. 😂
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 12h
As a guinea pig enthusiast myself, Hailey would melt like butter if she saw a pen of happy squeaky guinea pigs.
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 12h
Gold!
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 12h
Hailey would very much be down for a nice romance book!
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 13h
I've still never played Symphonia! My faves are Vesperia and Abyss. I also really dug Arise. My partner got me Graces F recently but my backlog is huuuuuge.
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 13h
Hells yeah! I loooove Berseria. Magilou's 'comedian' side quest is one of my favorite bits in any Tales of game.
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 13h
Hailey's canonical reaction whenever dog: 😭
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 13h
#LitHodgepodge Is it cheating to post a snip beforehand that tells you definitively how to accomplish this? 😂 Thankfully Hailey is easily enticed and distracted by several things! Soooo guess away!
Redheaded girl with freckles, in overalls with pink shirts, hands in front of knees, cane beside her.
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 13h
#WIPSnips In this snip from Savage as You, Hailey is met with the greatest obstacle imaginable: she meets a dog.
Isaiah led us into his house and its semblance of middle-class perfection. Idyllic Christian family, tons of photos together in grotesque matching outfits, pictures of White Jesus, crosses, framed quotations saying things like, ‘Lord Bless this House’. Wait, is that a giant heckin’ Golden Retriever?

“Oh, dear sweet lord, she found a dog,” Rella complained.

“Look-its-fur-but-also-dog-face-and-tail-OH-MY-GOD-he’s-all-waggy-and‍—‍” OK, spent a while with the dog, not gonna lie. Got a little sidetracked. What year is it?

“Where’s Cooper?” I eventually asked Isaiah’s sister, now downstairs watching Netflix.

“Oh, your loser friends? They’re all upstairs.”

“How long have I been playing with this dog?” I wondered aloud.

“Oh, her name’s Skippy and‍—‍”

“Oh-my-God-Skippy-are-you-made-of-peanut-butter-I-could-just-eat-you-om-nom-nom‍—‍” OK, spent more time with the dog, being completely transparent. She’s really fuzzy and always smiley and I want to adopt TEN.

“Hailey, what in God’s name are you doing?” Rella asked from upstairs.

“Her name’s Skippy,” I told Rella, rubbing Skippy’s belly, tears forming in my eyes for some reason. I used my wrist to wipe them. “Oh God, why am I crying?”

“Can you please get this weirdo away from me?” Isaiah’s sister begged Rella.

Rella hopped downstairs and grabbed my arm like I was an inept child falling behind.

“But Skippy!” I said, being pulled away. She’s following me! “Oh-my-God-she-wants-to-be-my-friend!”

“Ew, why are you crying?” Rella asked.

“I don’t know! ” I sobbed.
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 14h
Yes, absolutely! He should enter knife throwing tournaments. He can just teleport the dagger back to his hand after each throw!
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 16h
Next ... Helena! 🥈She carries a slightly scary enchanted revolver. You don't have to be very accurate with it but she has a lot of (slightly drunken) practice. Last but not least, Dannie! 🥉 Do balls count? Sure! Dannie plays soccer and basketball. She's kinda the MVP. 😎⚽️ Go Ice Queens! (2/2)
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 16h
#AwesomeCharacters Well, Lapis wins. 🥇 He's cheating a bit. As Lep-Shièn, God of the Moon and Hunting, he has a boone he can confer to others that he always possesses. He has perfect accuracy. Sooooo he literally can't miss. He's something of an archer. 🏹 (1/2)
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 18h
I'm not sure if you CAN prepare for it. 😭😅
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 18h
I love that movie! 😂
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 22h
share a character that reminds you of yourself 🖤
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Berseria Magilou
Alt: Berseria Magilou
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 23h
Hell yeah Doomtrain! FFVIII devs: "We should have a status effect GF, any ideas?" " ... A mutha fuckin' TRAAAAAIN!" "Give this man a raise."
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 23h
Awwww :( Hugs! 🫂
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 23h
Ughhhh so cool. Base game was at its strongest around level 20 exploring, still super squishy. I feel like I got OP too fast in DD2. This sounds like exactlyyyyy what I want. My Sorc is in for a rude awakening 😂
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 23h
Incredibly badass!
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I am SO hyped to hop into the DLC after I finishe Silent Hill Townfall. I hear it's pretty brutal which sounds fun!
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Cute! ❤️
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's additionally funny because on the side (Other Account™) I write erotica. I guess I like to keep the material separate.
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#writingq I haven't bothered to write any sex scenes yet. I just imply that people just had sex or whatever even in WIP 2 which is like Horny Queer People Simulator. I'm mentally chewing on starting but I'm on the fence. Might do like one in WIP tie-in novella and see how I feel about it.
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I know I picked a few series. Oh well. :3
My nine books I'll never forget.
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Alex Larkspur 💛📚🌻 @applesncinnamon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
People may know me as a cozy writer, but I have plenty of spooky stuff in my books! 🎃👻🖤🧡 You can find links to my books here: alexlarkspur.carrd.co On my Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/alexlarkspur... And on my Itch: applesncinnamon.itch.io
Over a background of jack o' lanterns, 
Alex Larkspur's Spooky Season Reads
- Sweet & Wild: Witches and Spirits
- The Need for Dandelions: Monsters and Death
- The Witch of the Wood: Witches and Curses
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I loooove Lauren Mayberry's voice. ❤️
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#OCASK #OCSKY I'm not cute enough to cosplay Hailey. 😅 I could do a mean Helena though. Who doesn't want an excuse to wear a cool robot arm? 😎
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you got a Chimera you might as well use it. 🤷‍♀️
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#LetterBoxdFriday #LastFourWatched My partner and I have started a Stephen King marathon with a Carrie marathon! Watching the show now. :]
Last four watched for jmweaverauthor 

Carrie *****

Carrie 2 **1/2

Carrie (Angela Bettis) ***

Carrie (Chloe Grace Moretz) ***1/2
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Johan Johannsson is such a good choice! I have a bunch of his albums. Fordlandia! 🫶
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hells yeah Akira Yamaoka! I have the SH 1-4 OSTs on vinyl!
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jenny Lewis!!!! I love Rilo Kiley and Rabbit Fur Coat is legit one of my favorite albums of all time!
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#LGBTQWriteAThon Hailey ... is trans! :0 I suppose her biggest secret unfolds as we're reading. That for the rest of her life she has to decide who to tell about Lin J'Roe or not. Also, any magic or power she miiiight have down the line. All while she tries to lead an ordinary life.
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#Octember Hailey as Santa would be very unhinged. I don't anticipate it going well for anybody. She'd totally peek at everyone's gifts. She's a natural klutz so she's gonna bang into stuff after she yeets herself into chimneys. Her sleigh could be pulled by her Chimera, though. That'd be cool!
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Awwww thank you! Let me know if you ever read it, I'd love to hear your thoughts! 🫶
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🎃🕸J.M. Weaver 🕷👻 @jmweaverauthor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I was definitely looking out. 😂 And that's awesome to hear! Can't go wrong with either! ❤️
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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