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Jason Roos

@jmtroos.bsky.social
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Assoc Prof of Marketing at Rotterdam School of Management, Erasmus U • Lately: causal inference, econometrics, psychometrics, tomfoolery

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Jason Roos @jmtroos.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Skeletor torments He-Man with powerful intuition about Bayesian reasoning and the nature of information
Skeletor disturbing facts meme. Top panel depicts Skeletor lounging on the floor, probably in his lair at Snake Mountain, and reads, "Monte could have shown you either door, He-Man." Bottom panel shows Skeletor running away down a corridor and reads, "He *chose* to show you the one with a goat." 

There is an implied backstory in which He-Man was a contestant on Let's Make a Deal, had the opportunity to switch doors, *didn't* switch doors, and won a goat. Skeletor is now tormenting He-Man by providing intuition for how Monte's choice provided information about which door the car was behind. 

Man I love Skeletor, so much. What a fantastic character.
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Jason Roos @jmtroos.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I've decided I'm now the Monte Hall problem meme guy, this is a Monte Hall meme account now
Cap'n Crunch Oops All (blank) meme, but for Monte Hall and Goats. Monte's face is where the Cap'n's should be, and the cereal box reads "Monte Hall's Oops! All GOATS". Contrary to the claim on the packaging, the cereal bowl depicted contains a mix of delicious crunch berries and two goats.
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Jason Roos @jmtroos.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
This post just brought to mind Randee of the Redwoods, so I guess my long-term memory still works?
Randee of the Redwoods, an MTV character from the early 90's, posing against a blue backdrop. He's wearing yellow Chucks, blue pants with white stars, a pink, white, and black hippy top with bell sleeves that end at the elbow, sunglasses with only one lens, and a scarf tied as a headband; he's holding an electric guitar. His right hand is raised in a fist, either because he's about to hit a power chord, or less likely, because he's making the universal sign of political solidarity.
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Jason Roos @jmtroos.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Wikihow-looking illustration of a car salesman and a potential buyer. Text reads What if I throw in two free goats?
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Jason Roos @jmtroos.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Pictures of Oprah giving stuff away on her show. Text reads You get a goat and you get a goat goat goat goat goat. She's elated in the last panel bc she loves giving stuff away.
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Jason Roos @jmtroos.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Two open doors with blood on the floor and the text GOAT overlaid. Dart Vader Farmer (aka Grim Reaper) knocking on third door with text CAR overlaid.
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Jason Roos @jmtroos.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Drake meme. 
Text 1: Expected utility is an ordinal representation of preferences over lotteries.
Text 2: Expected utility is an ordinal representation of preferences over Scratch-to-Win Lotto cards.
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Jason Roos @jmtroos.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Timeline cleanser
You go out at night eatin' cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercurys and Subarus
And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars
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Jason Roos @jmtroos.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
OMFG had a BLT for lunch, didn't he
Screen grab of article: 
“So, you know, it’s such a great question in the sense that people don’t think of grocery. You know, it sounds like not such an important word when you talk about homes and everything else, right? But more people tell me about grocery bills, where the price of bacon, the price of lettuce, the price of tomatoes, they tell me. [1] And we’re going to do a lot of things.
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Jason Roos @jmtroos.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
sorry, you're what now?
Sign on a door that reads nice to meet you I'm CELEBES
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Jason Roos @jmtroos.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
Silent movie card that says LMAO
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Jason Roos @jmtroos.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
Very curious to know which person ask this
Google search result that inclides a "People also ask" drop down that says, and this is verbatim, "Which Netherland has eaten their Prime Minister?"
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Jason Roos @jmtroos.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
Not sure why I made this
The Beatles with their Sgt Peppers-era moustaches. Yellow meme text over each Beatle reads: Defier (John), Always-Taker (Paul), Never-Taker (George), 
 Complier (Ringo).
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Jason Roos @jmtroos.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
BoMa Paris
Sunrise over Paris
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Jason Roos @jmtroos.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
855,587 terrible number. not enough eights and fives. doesn't even appear once in oeis.org. demanding a refund.
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Jason Roos @jmtroos.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Posta perfect album 21 yada yada listen, this one isn't perfect because one out of 15 tracks is sort of mid, but the rest, THE REST of this album is 100% perfect.
Album art for Elastica's eponymous debut. It's 93.33% perfect.
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Jason Roos @jmtroos.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
A good day for justice, congratulations to @datacolada.bsky.social !!!!
The Data Colada Defendants' Motion to Dismiss is GRANTED as to all counts at issue, namely, Counts VII through X. 
SO ORDERED. 
Myong J. Joun
United States District Judge
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Jason Roos @jmtroos.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
Massive respect to Rosario/ THOMAS for hitting send on this extremely lazy, multiple choice spam.
Spam email from an account named Nelson Rosario. Text reads in all caps:
 
I AM WRITING TO SEEK YOUR HIGHLY ESTEEMED HELP/ CONSENT IN A LASTING BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP OF MUTUAL BENEFIT FOR INVESTMENT IN YOUR COMPANY/COUNTRY UNDER A JOINT VENTURE PARTNERSHIP. 

KIND REGARDS

 THOMAS
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Jason Roos @jmtroos.bsky.social · 23/05/2024
Apparently “strawberry sandwich” is a catered lunch option in the Netherlands
A gluten-free bun with sliced strawberries inside
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Jason Roos @jmtroos.bsky.social · 05/03/2024
Completing all the robustness checks like
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Jason Roos @jmtroos.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
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Jason Roos @jmtroos.bsky.social · 07/01/2024
Tag yourself, I’m charm
The words Up, Charm, Top, Down, Strange, and Bottom. Each word has a colored dot below it, each a different color.
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Jason Roos @jmtroos.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
Printer destruction scene from Office Space
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Jason Roos @jmtroos.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
They won’t let the streak end. Imagining this ends with a phone call from the CEO begging me to say boterham one more time
Screen shot of Duolingo, showing a 2000 day streak that has been automatically “frozen” for two days
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Jason Roos @jmtroos.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
I think I’m finally ready to let the streak die and cancel my subscription
Duolingo celebration card for achieving a 2000 day streak
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Jason Roos @jmtroos.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
Quote from an article:  Altman, who was previously president of the elite startup incubator Y Combinator, has had his hand in several ventures outside of OpenAI. He is the cofounder of Worldcoin, the controversial crypto project that seeks to create a universal basic income by scanning the eyes of people with a high tech orb.
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Jason Roos @jmtroos.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
You know what? Fuck you, Lily, I’m done with your bullshit.
A DuoLingo notification in which Lily expresses indifference over whether I lose my 1967 day streak
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Jason Roos @jmtroos.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
Good morning!
Photo of a pre-sunrise sky
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Jason Roos @jmtroos.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
Feeling clever because the motion to dismiss includes an argument I’ve been making (not pre-registered, but *trust me*): by building up Gino’s reputation (to justify $25M? for ego?), the original complaint establishes her as a public figure, which raises the standard for defamation. [nb: IANAL]
Transcript: Further, because the Complaint itself alleges Plaintiff to be a public figure with respect to her research career, Plaintiff must plausibly allege actual malice. See ¶¶ 2, 39-41 (alleging that Plaintiff is an “internationally renowned behavioral scientist, author, and teacher” who “has been invited to speak at some of the most prestigious colleges and universities in the world,” and her “work has been covered in numerous media outlets”); see also Lemelson v. Bloomberg LP, 253 F. Supp. 3d 333, 340 (D. Mass. 2017) (plaintiff was public figure where, among other reasons, he alleged he was a “world-renowned” expert); Martin v. Roy, 767 N.E.2d 603, 606 (Mass. App. Ct. 2002) (tenured professor was public figure where his public lectures and writings attracted national attention). Actual malice requires that the defendant “either knew that [their] statements were false or had serious doubts about their truth and dove recklessly ahead anyway.” Schatz v. Republican State Leadership
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Jason Roos @jmtroos.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
This entire hotel is like
A sign that says ROOMS with an arrow pointing up a staircase
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Jason Roos @jmtroos.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
The eighth floor is the first floor but the ground floor (not pictured) is also the eighth floor and the first floor is also the fifth floor 😵‍💫
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Jason Roos @jmtroos.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
A slide from tomorrow’s lecture on the back door criterion
Four AI generated posters for a movie called the back door criterion
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Jason Roos @jmtroos.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
What is this
YouTube pop up that asks if you want to create a feed of videos based on color and gives red, blue, and green as examples of colors
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Jason Roos @jmtroos.bsky.social · 14/09/2023
Was just about to ask you the same thing
Screen cap of NY Times headline: Why Are we Obsessed With the Destruction of L.A.?
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Jason Roos @jmtroos.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
Dedicated to what now?
Photo of a commercial van with the company slogan on the door. The slogan reads “Dedicated to People Flow.”
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