Jonathan Mud Studd @jmstudd.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Note to self: Wife not receptive to calling menstruation “being in her flow state” 000
Jonathan Mud Studd @jmstudd.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Millionaire anti-aging freak reading the AI synopsis of Never Let Me Go: hey, this Asian guy might be onto something here… 000
Jonathan Mud Studd @jmstudd.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Kate Middleton's white linen shorts are an elevated alternative to denim that's perfect for the bank holiday heatwave. Allegedly. 000
Jonathan Mud Studd @jmstudd.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Figuring out the correct orientation of the fitted sheet when changing bedding is probably the task I’ve completed the most times with absolutely no improvement. It’s either that or oral sex. 000
Jonathan Mud Studd @jmstudd.bsky.social · 14/03/2026RIP Uncle Bill. At least you died doing what you loved (bleeding internally) 000
Jonathan Mud Studd @jmstudd.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Champagne for my real friends, sham pain for my control group 010
Jonathan Mud Studd @jmstudd.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Wife getting increasingly mad each time I refer to the combination shirt/jacket she got me for Christmas as a “jirt.” She knew she married a renegade. 020
Jonathan Mud Studd @jmstudd.bsky.social · 05/12/2024You’re telling me this whole Siberian Orchestra is trans? 020
