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Michael

@jmstatenisland.bsky.social
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Father, trekkie 🖖🏽, Star Wars fanatic, and geek. Moving over from Twitter. Black Lives Matter! Please don’t DM me if I follow you. Don’t be a weirdo.

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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Republicans: 🎵All I do is lie, lie, lie — no matter what. Got lying on my mind. Can never get enough.🎵
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ribeye
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Jay @jaylboh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is what we’re dealing with.
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Eleanor Martinez @northstar1939.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Perfectly states what I've been saying for some time, now.
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unpersoned.bsky.social @unpersoned.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If Dems don't do this, they will have failed us entirely.
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Inject this into my veins!
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I love a pudgy belly on a woman. Rubbing it, squeezing it, kissing it…🥰
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
OMG! 😄 I was talking to my daughter about this the other day. I was saying how vanity plates are supposed to be easy to decipher. And how it irks me when I gotta sit there for who-knows-how long and I still can’t figure it out. 1/2
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Ted Danson as Charles Says Damn Right!
ALT: Ted Danson as Charles Says Damn Right!
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I written so many complaints to Google about this.
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m what you might call “not well-traveled.”
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Honestly, it’s offensive that it costs that much. Especially considering that here in Delaware it’s only $40/year.
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Exactly. Not only that, but Republicans love rolling out the same ol’ tired scare tactics every election cycle. “People will leave the city/state if so&so is elected…” “The caravans are coming from Mexico/South America…” “They’ll come to take your guns…” Fear is all they have.
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I hate when women “joke” like this.
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Man…I don’t be saying sh*t unless she specifically asks.
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I second the motion
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
OMG YES! I was just telling my daughter this very same thing a few weeks ago. And what’s worse is when they make them sound the same. Like Lincoln’s MKS & MKX or Lexus’ ES300 & GS300. So damn lazy & annoying!
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is officially the most American thing I’ve ever seen.
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Exactly!! Because I swear they’ve been arrested at least 3x in the past 18 months!
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Walter Bacon King
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The Independent @the-independent.com · 13/07/2026
RIP Sam Neill
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
OMG! Yes! I took my son to Macy’s so he could buy his very first suit and the store associate was incredibly helpful. She was able to eyeball his size within seconds and her measurement was very close. And then she helped him find a specific style that he really liked.
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
That second paragraph is a doozy!
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Right! DSA are Democrats and they’re winning. So “regular” Dems should give sincere consideration into what they can incorporate into their own agenda to become more attractive candidates. If they don’t wanna change, fine. But I hate seeing Dems fight amongst themselves.
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I sincerely don’t understand James’ position on this. Mamdani is doing good things and getting sh*t done for his city as a Democrat. Why on earth would any Democrat object to how he’s doing it? I truly don’t understand why she has a problem with him.
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Hand-tossed
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Request granted. ✔️
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
@beigewunder.blacksky.app would strenuously object. Might even curse your ass out, too.
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Well, I love a good bush so…forest nymph
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Chirrut Imwe
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Star Wars: I Fear Nothing Quote
ALT: Star Wars: I Fear Nothing Quote
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I’ll take that peach cobbler chai latte because I tweaked my back the other day.
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Orgy with Aphrodite
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Zombies at an airport. Someplace that has Emirates or Singapore Airlines first-class planes parked at a gate. Because I’d lock myself up in one of those bad boys and I’d be straight.
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Fingers that vibrate
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I’ll take that strawberry cream cheese cinnamon roll
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I’d rather smell like an artificial scent: Black Ice car freshener
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Genie fantasy sex club
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Right-handed. Raised to hang from the back, but as an adult, I got used to it hanging from the front.
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Buffalo wings
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Odo
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Star Trek: Odo as Subrote in Tuxedo
ALT: Star Trek: Odo as Subrote in Tuxedo
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The next Democratic DOJ will have a LOT of work to do.
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Uneventful
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
September
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Indifference
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
My children
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I can’t describe it in words. I only know when I feel it or see it.
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
It’s okay to hoard a LITTLE. 🤏🏽Like, I’m not quick to throw out anything that I might reasonably find a use for later. Like screws & nails of different sizes, cotton T-shirts, or a sturdy plastic bag.
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Michael @jmstatenisland.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The only thing that comes to mind is that it’s better to be nice to people. You get better results from people if you’re simply nice to them.
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