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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 13h

Yeah, I already voted I voted “Everyone sucks here” in the case of Celebrity trying to buy a $15,000 toy bird v. Rude shopkeepers at the $15,000 toy bird store

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I subbed for some freshman classes today and realized they’re the class of 2030 😨 2030. Mama that’s science fiction 🤨

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Btw if you were wondering, there is… not a lot of Anne Hathaway in the new Anne Hathaway movie 😒

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I feel like all this *gestures vaguely at literally everything* makes it a good time for horror movies with happy endings

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

On a closely related point, I don’t like when a horror movie invites the viewer to enjoy the suffering of its innocents 😣 This is one of the (many!) things I disliked about Obsession

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You may show me horrors beyond my imagining (or you may try), but then I want a note of hope, a hint that, even so, all is not lost

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I love horror movies, but I have a strong preference for ones with happy endings 😋 I get the impression that hardcore horror fans would view me as unserious b/c of that, but 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Idk anything about plants, but your nails game is strong 💖

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It’s almost 100 degrees in SoCal today, and I was in a church with no AC for four hours 😖 On my way home, I saw that McDonald’s had a 50% off deal on McFlurries They got me gals 🙃

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The first sentence of this post sounds like a joke, but it is very real (I had to look it up b/c 🤯)

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’m Episcopalian, so I’m observing Locktober 🔒 by locking my feelings up all month 😌

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

At the doctor’s office waiting for my TB test to be read, b/c I need it to keep working in the schools We can’t require COVID vaccines, but we require a test for a disease that affects 0.003% of the population per year 😒

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

For the record, yes, it is almost certainly the case that how school districts pay their non-union employees violates labor laws And no, there really isn’t anything I can do about it (that will accomplish anything) 😕

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It is so hard to be motivated to work when I won’t get paid for it for like 6 weeks 😖

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If this is not called “Runner’s High,” that would be such a waste

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

10th grader: “I don’t support AI. AI killed my grandma.” The kids are alright 😂

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Brb putting a snakeskin print hanky in my back pocket to signal my new molting fetish

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Are these a complete breakfast, or are they just starters

Charmander, Bulbasaur, Pikachu, and Squirtle Krispy Kreme donuts in a box

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

My old-timey apartment has a couple of these telephone nooks, and Tallulah has found perhaps their only remaining use

A white and tabby cat sitting in a recessed niche in an off-white wall, looking at the camera

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

“Are you wearing the…” “…The Zeelool Bear Pride Flag glasses? Yes, I am.”

Glasses from online retailer Zeelool in horizontal brown, black, orange, and white stripes, looking like the bear pride flag

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

My husband had never heard of “MacArthur Park” by Donna Summer And now I’m afraid I married a closeted straight I feel like a cake someone left out in the rain 😭

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I DON’T ALWAYS WIN IT’S CUZ I’M YOSHI AT MARIO KART BUT WHEN I DO

A green shirt with Yoshi on a motorbike. Text on shirt in two rings. Outer ring reads: I don’t always win it’s cuz I’m Yoshi. Inner ring reads: At Mario Kart but when I do.

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Lol at the Episcopal Church of the 70s/80s doing the “all may; none must; some should” for drugs

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Happy TES THDPSSSSPS release day for those who celebrate

Promo of The Odyssey movie with Matt Damon in Roman(?) armor. Text reads “The Odyssey” but in mixed English and wrong Greek letters.

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

USDA: Do NOT eat salad rn Me: *cracks knuckles* I’ve been preparing for this my entire adult life

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Just saw a headline: “Taco Bell Is No Longer Selling These 5 Menu Items After Parasite Outbreak Causes ‘Explosive Diarrhea’” …As opposed to the rest of their menu…? 🤔

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Skeletor wishes a happy International Non-Binary People’s Day to they/them who celebrate 💛🤍💜🖤

A reclining Skeletor Funko Pop on a non-binary flag background

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

They haven’t announced the touring cast, but for the role of Mary Todd I’m manifesting: -The Cole Escola Themself -BenDeLaCreme -Connor Storrie -Aubrey Plaza -Katya

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Got bad FOMO b/c LA got a new bishop and I wasn’t invited 🥲 But at least I’ll get to see the First Lady in November 💖

Playscript of “Oh, Mary!” by Cole Escola. Yellow paperback book with black and white photo of Cole as Mary Todd Lincoln.

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Me: “I don’t get why ppl feel the need to let everybody know they hate something that everybody else seems to love” Also me: “I just saw Obsession, and I need everyone to know how much I hate it” 🙃

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

New bishop of Los Angeles did a symbolic 4-mile walk from the diocesan offices to the cathedral before his installation A friend asked if I was participating *stares in cripple* 🫩♿️

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Wouldn’t be mad if this kind of person used this (very bad!) logic to conclude that one ought not to accuse LGBTQ people of immorality But you know it’s more likely they run the logic the other way and want the death penalty for us

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

The way evangelicals believe *any* “immorality” grants others a license to intervene with violence—evangelicalism is just a lil domestic terror breeding ground

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

So many things wrong with this article, but it’s particularly chilling that the author argues that you shouldn’t believe that it’s wrong to be a billionaire because the “logical endpoint” of that is murdering them 😬 www.christianitytoday.com/2026/07/love...

christianitytoday.com

Love Thy Trillionaires - Christianity Today

If you spend your whole life despising the rich, the greatest tax will be on your soul.

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

My husband is always telling me I’m too sweet for my own good ☺️ Although he words it a little differently I think the phrase he uses is “pre-diabetic”

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

When I was socialized as an evangelical male, I was taught I was only supposed to be attracted to people who were “inferior” to me So when I came out as bisexual and nonbinary, I only dated men 🤷

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I can’t tell if there’s one homosexual too few on Del Taco’s advertising team or one homosexual too many

Del Taco add for “Independence Poppers,” a red, white, and blue drink that’s like soda crossed with boba?

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

As a crippled queer person I get Pride Month in June 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ And then Disability Pride Month in July ♿️ Which is not nearly as fun. For one, the parades are a lot slower 🥲

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

It’s that time of the year again 🥲 ⚓️

A meme of a tuxedo cat being held by the neck and rinsed with a handheld shower head. The cat looks angry, with eyes wide open with one slightly squinting. Arm holding cat is labeled “Book of Common Prayer,” shower head & water are labeled “Feast of Independence Day,” and cat is labeled “Me.”

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Maybe the Calvinists were onto something after all

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I mostly consider myself a Dog Person™️, even though I have a cat (b/c lower-maintenance & almost no apt lets you have a dog) But I’m coming around There’s something special about having an animal that loves *specifically you* and hates everyone else 💖

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

It occurred to me that I think that a randomly-selected adult in the U.S. would probably do a better job at this And that made me sad 🥲

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

This is what happens if you fall in the reflecting pool 😨

Moss Man from The Masters of the Universe (2026). Sort of a green Yeti-looking guy with arms and torso covered in moss

Close-up of Moss Man. Yeti with green hair and eyebrows and moss-covered torso

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Jonathan Quinn (they/them) @jmquinn.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I don’t care if we don’t actually know his political views. Doing “apolitical” comedy at a time like this is rank cowardice.

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