Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I know Ballmer isn’t one of the space billionaires, but he could definitely afford to build a branded reusable rocket to Leonard to use. 010
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I hope Mike Leach is looking down smiling right now. 021
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I firmly believe overtime in football should be decided shootout style - each team picks five non-kickers to attempt field goals from the 25. 000
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Alright, this season is a bust for Michigan, time to switch to my number 2 team, Florida. 000
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It’s hard to believe this program won a national championship three years ago and followed it up with three mediocre seasons in a row. 000
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Holds all over the place, no call because it’s Minnesota. But Michigan breaks up a pass and it’s a phantom PI. 000
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 03/10/2026And the first to follow it up with Lose Yourself… 000
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Why are you piping in Thunderstruck AND have some kid playing his guitar? One or the other will suffice. 000
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Honestly the most Northwestern explanation is that the C decided to skip the game. 000
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Like the rest of the GOP, Eric Schmitt knows nothing about college sports. But to be fair to him, Schmitt didn’t go to a school with real sports and Missouri doesn’t really have any schools with big time athletics - just Mizzou, the Rutgers of the SEC. 011
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Let’s be clear, Mecklenberg did not object to bringing clearly motivated charges against the Broadview 6 - just that she thought misdemeanor charges would be better. She and everyone else involved should still be disbarred no matter how much they blessedly turn on each other. 021
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Is our loser president is going to saddle us with death trap ballroom attached to the White House? 000
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I don’t get adventurous - that spaghetti is not going to be for me - but their spicy chicken with the gravy is why I’m fat. Worst, but maybe healthiest, part of moving out of downtown LA is that I can’t just walk down and pick up a bucket anymore. 030
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This sounds like an idea from a little boy, not the commander-in-chief. 000
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I never realized until today that Clemson copied @edsbs.bsky.social and the Podcast Business theme for their fight song. 001
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026How I’m feeling in the first half against UTEP.static.klipy.comRob Schneider in Waterboy: We Suck Again!ALT: Rob Schneider in Waterboy: We Suck Again! 000
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The refs are really working overtime to help the Bills tonight. 000
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I don’t think someone should be punished for criticizing Israel, I do however think Macklemore dressing as a caricature of a jewish person while performing should have already disqualified him from being on tour either Ed Sheeran. 000
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If you are more concerned about the homeless having dogs than you are about the homeless having homes, you’re definitely part of the problem. Let’s get the dogs off the streets by getting their humans off the streets, not by further traumatizing all involved. 000
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Oklahoma now has a spiritual transitive loss to Western Michigan. 000
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 12/09/2026And that’s assuming we don’t get 2 out of it. The net effect was huge, Whitt should make his ass run the stairs until failure for that. 000
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 12/09/2026What was the fucking point of that by Jyaire Hill? 100
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Either I’m misinterpreting this, or a lot of media folks are. But my lawyer brain reads this as saying the replay program needs to embed the game clock - the broadcast clock is only used if that is not available. In Michigan’s case, the replay feed correctly used the game clock. 000
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I don’t read it that way. I read “program feed” as referring to the replay program, which must use the embedded stadium clock - hence the paragraph defining the game clock as the stadium clock. The “broadcast feed” clock should only be used if the embedded game clock is not available or possible. 011
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I love the Sparty clock conspiracist, when the sole reason clocks are managed by Big Ten officials and not the home team is because of Spartan Bob and his mysterious time keeping. 060
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Everyone when weird thing happens at any other college game: man, isn’t this dumb sport great! Everyone when same weird thing happens in Michigan’s favor: this is literally worse than 9/11 and Pearl Harbor combined! 030
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The gods have owed us for that one, so I’ll take it 000
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I’m not against field storming, but never for barely beating Western. 000
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Losing to a directional school is not a great way to start a head coaching tenure… 000
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Some of it is the OL isn’t blocking well, but yeah. 100
Reposted by Josh LeVasseurTurp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This story should have more attention. ASU's idiot coach brought in some military prick to run a grueling boot camp-style workout in the heat, which included restricting water intake. NHL prospect player suffers a heat stroke and is probably going to die from it. arizonasports.com/ncaa/arizona...arizonasports.comASU hockey player Matthew Mayich has no chance of recovery after heatstroke, attorney says - Arizona Sports"His body ceased functioning in a fundamental way, and this condition is irreversible," Robert Carey said. 611175549
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 04/09/2026If UMass blows Rutgers out, can we drop them from the conference? 000
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I love that Karen Bass always talks about what she wants to do for LA like she hasn’t been mayor for the last four years. Really drives home how little she’s done so far. 010
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Playing “not to lose” is a recipe for losing in every sport. Same with just trying to nurse a narrow lead. 110
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I cannot imagine the level of collective unseriousness it takes for an entire nation to be bitter about losing a war your fascist dictators started over islands that never belonged to you. 000
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I love Vegas, but the blast of hot air when you exit the airport gets me every time. My eyes dry up faster than a snail cover with salt. 000
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Next time Germany invades Belgium, I think we should let them. 000
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Trump is the most corrupt president in history, but FIFA has been corrupt since long before Trump came down the escalator. I’m just glad their shared corruption righted a clear wrong after the refs have showed clear bias against the US team. 000
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 04/07/2026250 years ago our forefathers began a great experiment of building a nation, not on race or religion, but on the idea that all men are created equal. No amount of Trumpist fascism can change the greatness of this country build on liberty and justice for all. 000
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I cannot believe that Europe’s liberals are going to hand the fascists power by opposing something as simple as air conditioning in a heat wave. 000
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Kinda unfair that whoever plays the the USA always gets 3 extra players, we’re not good enough to have to beat both our opponents AND the refs. 000
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 01/07/2026This is great, but first let’s ditch the phone ordering system. Bring back paper slips! @alamodrafthouse.bsky.social 000
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Today, after eating breakfast, my girlfriend looked at the line of folks waiting to get into the restaurant and said “looks like we got here just in time.” 1140
Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 11/06/2026This was my least favorite episode because it made me sad. I obviously blame Godfrey, and will show my unhappiness by continuing to subscribe to Phantom Island. 000