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Josh LeVasseur

@jmlevass.bsky.social
33 followers 38 following 229 posts

Attorney, bad jokes, double Wolverine 〽️ with a bit of Gator🐊.

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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know Ballmer isn’t one of the space billionaires, but he could definitely afford to build a branded reusable rocket to Leonard to use.
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hope Mike Leach is looking down smiling right now.
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I firmly believe overtime in football should be decided shootout style - each team picks five non-kickers to attempt field goals from the 25.
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well fuck me.
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Alright, this season is a bust for Michigan, time to switch to my number 2 team, Florida.
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s hard to believe this program won a national championship three years ago and followed it up with three mediocre seasons in a row.
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I miss when football was fun.
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Holds all over the place, no call because it’s Minnesota. But Michigan breaks up a pass and it’s a phantom PI.
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Put a chip in the damn ball!
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And the first to follow it up with Lose Yourself…
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why are you piping in Thunderstruck AND have some kid playing his guitar? One or the other will suffice.
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Honestly the most Northwestern explanation is that the C decided to skip the game.
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Like the rest of the GOP, Eric Schmitt knows nothing about college sports. But to be fair to him, Schmitt didn’t go to a school with real sports and Missouri doesn’t really have any schools with big time athletics - just Mizzou, the Rutgers of the SEC.
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Let’s be clear, Mecklenberg did not object to bringing clearly motivated charges against the Broadview 6 - just that she thought misdemeanor charges would be better. She and everyone else involved should still be disbarred no matter how much they blessedly turn on each other.
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is our loser president is going to saddle us with death trap ballroom attached to the White House?
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don’t get adventurous - that spaghetti is not going to be for me - but their spicy chicken with the gravy is why I’m fat. Worst, but maybe healthiest, part of moving out of downtown LA is that I can’t just walk down and pick up a bucket anymore.
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This sounds like an idea from a little boy, not the commander-in-chief.
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I never realized until today that Clemson copied @edsbs.bsky.social and the Podcast Business theme for their fight song.
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How I’m feeling in the first half against UTEP.
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Rob Schneider in Waterboy: We Suck Again!
ALT: Rob Schneider in Waterboy: We Suck Again!
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The refs are really working overtime to help the Bills tonight.
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don’t think someone should be punished for criticizing Israel, I do however think Macklemore dressing as a caricature of a jewish person while performing should have already disqualified him from being on tour either Ed Sheeran.
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If you are more concerned about the homeless having dogs than you are about the homeless having homes, you’re definitely part of the problem. Let’s get the dogs off the streets by getting their humans off the streets, not by further traumatizing all involved.
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Do not disrespect Holly Rowe!!!
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Okie State fans having a great day!
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oklahoma now has a spiritual transitive loss to Western Michigan.
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
And that’s assuming we don’t get 2 out of it. The net effect was huge, Whitt should make his ass run the stairs until failure for that.
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What was the fucking point of that by Jyaire Hill?
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Either I’m misinterpreting this, or a lot of media folks are. But my lawyer brain reads this as saying the replay program needs to embed the game clock - the broadcast clock is only used if that is not available. In Michigan’s case, the replay feed correctly used the game clock.
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I don’t read it that way. I read “program feed” as referring to the replay program, which must use the embedded stadium clock - hence the paragraph defining the game clock as the stadium clock. The “broadcast feed” clock should only be used if the embedded game clock is not available or possible.
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I love the Sparty clock conspiracist, when the sole reason clocks are managed by Big Ten officials and not the home team is because of Spartan Bob and his mysterious time keeping.
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Everyone when weird thing happens at any other college game: man, isn’t this dumb sport great! Everyone when same weird thing happens in Michigan’s favor: this is literally worse than 9/11 and Pearl Harbor combined!
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The gods have owed us for that one, so I’ll take it
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m not against field storming, but never for barely beating Western.
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Losing to a directional school is not a great way to start a head coaching tenure…
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Some of it is the OL isn’t blocking well, but yeah.
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This story should have more attention. ASU's idiot coach brought in some military prick to run a grueling boot camp-style workout in the heat, which included restricting water intake. NHL prospect player suffers a heat stroke and is probably going to die from it. arizonasports.com/ncaa/arizona...
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ASU hockey player Matthew Mayich has no chance of recovery after heatstroke, attorney says - Arizona Sports
"His body ceased functioning in a fundamental way, and this condition is irreversible," Robert Carey said.
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If UMass blows Rutgers out, can we drop them from the conference?
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I love that Karen Bass always talks about what she wants to do for LA like she hasn’t been mayor for the last four years. Really drives home how little she’s done so far.
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Playing “not to lose” is a recipe for losing in every sport. Same with just trying to nurse a narrow lead.
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I cannot imagine the level of collective unseriousness it takes for an entire nation to be bitter about losing a war your fascist dictators started over islands that never belonged to you.
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I love Vegas, but the blast of hot air when you exit the airport gets me every time. My eyes dry up faster than a snail cover with salt.
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Next time Germany invades Belgium, I think we should let them.
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Trump is the most corrupt president in history, but FIFA has been corrupt since long before Trump came down the escalator. I’m just glad their shared corruption righted a clear wrong after the refs have showed clear bias against the US team.
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
250 years ago our forefathers began a great experiment of building a nation, not on race or religion, but on the idea that all men are created equal. No amount of Trumpist fascism can change the greatness of this country build on liberty and justice for all.
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I cannot believe that Europe’s liberals are going to hand the fascists power by opposing something as simple as air conditioning in a heat wave.
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Buzzkill alert!
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Kinda unfair that whoever plays the the USA always gets 3 extra players, we’re not good enough to have to beat both our opponents AND the refs.
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This is great, but first let’s ditch the phone ordering system. Bring back paper slips! @alamodrafthouse.bsky.social
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Today, after eating breakfast, my girlfriend looked at the line of folks waiting to get into the restaurant and said “looks like we got here just in time.”
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Josh LeVasseur @jmlevass.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This was my least favorite episode because it made me sad. I obviously blame Godfrey, and will show my unhappiness by continuing to subscribe to Phantom Island.
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