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Michelle Keep

@jmkeep.bsky.social
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Full-time author writing horror, erotica, and romance with my soulmate @jekeep.bsky.social ♡ 18+ ♡ No GenAI ♡ Here to yap ♡ Newfoundland ♡ Sheltie owner ♡

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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Man what are we even doing here? China is regulating AI companions... But at what cost shit. Fucking BBC man.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
www.wendys.com/blog/wendysr... "We partnered up with respected artists from across the emo community, resulting in a soundtrack made by real musicians, not generated by AI, and a high-quality production that stays true to the genre." Salt in the Wound is so good 😭
The album cover for songs to listen to in a Wendy's parking lot featuring a car in a Wendy's parking lot fearing a very moody 90s night time colour grading.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"We'll take into account age of the account" me when I lie
The discord age verification page saying I'm not old enough to view a channel
My account creation date is January 2016
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm sorry what? #fireemblem #fefw #fortunesweave
A screenshot from fire emblem fortunes weave with Theodora asking who I am and I have the option of examining her outfit or... Her feet.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I know this has to be a bot. It's certainly not from someone who watched the movies. But also, this just does not make sense. The Purge happens, an orchestrated white supremacist night of violence to eliminate BIPOC, political opponents etc... and in this world you're granted sole power over all?
Threads post reading: You know men made the Purge movies because if all crimes were legal for a full 24 hours, I would: 

-cancel student loans
-cancel medical debt
-release the unredacted Epstein files 
-bankrupt our oligarchy 
-fund domestic violence shelters 
-fund SNAP & medicaid/medicare 
-release the unredacted Epstein files 
-Make men stay indoors so we could take a fucking walk at night 
-Release the full unredacted Epstein files 

And that is the eternal difference between the patriarchy and the matriarchy.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I just don't think this is sustainable. Out of the top 48 books in this genre, 12 were not obvious slop. These scammers have 100+ 'series' they started earlier this year.
A series of screenshots from Amazon's Top 100 Paid Bestsellers in Parenting & Relationships with circles drawn around the obvious slop books. Most books are circled.7/8 are slop.5/8 are slop.5/8 are slop.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Common wormwood fucking sucks and it is the bane of every gardener in Bonavista, Newfoundland. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it! I hate how it smells, it gets huge, it has so many stalks, it is so thick and woody, and LOOK AT THESE ROOTS.
The root of a wormwood plant that is probably 4" around.A huge wormwood root.A several foot long wormwood root compared to my foot.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just look at this cutie pie.
A screenshot from The Grass Roots - Live For Today where they're playing live. Creed Bratton is playing a guitar and wearing a navy shirt with white stripes and a little neck kerchief.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
How does Puscifier only have 21k followers on tiktok?
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Doing Facebook ads and it OF COURSE keeps pushing AI at me at every step (targetting, translations, graphics, copy, literally every single step) but this is one of its suggested graphics where it says (with caveats) that I *could* get 10% higher click through with AI-generated images.
An absolutely butchered graphic that says Mafia romune king! in a speech bubble and "Obsessed with the spaie" over top of the text in the bottom corner where it's also repeated kindleunlimited twice, it's awful and ugly slop.The original image that I uploaded that has a couple embracing in the background along with a cover and a trope list that doesn't have random letters and speech bubbles mangling everything.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Happy sheltie smiling and carefree.Sad sheltie disassociating in his kennel.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Check out this woke encyclopedia.
Encyclopedia 25 which includes super trans.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
My bat signal has appeared.
A screenshot from the Wicker trailer saying "A vulgar, horny and unexpectedly heartwarming fable"
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The meme screenshot is from the DDR museum in East Germany. They called it the GDR.
A screenshot from berlin.1969 on Instragram talking about his childhood in the GDR.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
God I hate the way they manufacture the answers they want. It has nothing to do with *preparedness*.
How prepared is your organization to adopt or use AI?

Very prepared

Moderately prepared

Slightly prepared

Not at all prepared

Don’t know
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I can't express to you how much I'd rather see this than a shitty GenAI yard sale poster.
A facebook post for a yard sale with an image that's just a screenshot of a google image search for a yard sale sign.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
(Okay v26.0 is acceptable. See the difference? Where one is focused on my creative work and the other is focused on getting big dumb babies to hit a generate button?)
A normal photoshop splash page with 20 recent creations rather than a big dumb generate button.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
like over half the screen being taken up by this garbage! (Apparently I have to go back further from 26 because that was still also fucking RUBBISH.)
The photoshop welcome screen showing a massive GENERATE NOW thing followed by some ugly 'featured' bar before finally showing my recent files. The things I actually want to be showcased.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Published a new paperback so the algo hasn't updated its metadata, and these are the *sponsored* items. People are *paying* Amazon to market these "books". Does this make amazon look like a reputable business? Do you think the amount they're making is more than burning customer trust?
A carousel of products related to this item that are sponsored, which includes 7 low-content log books and slop.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
And how would that show appreciation? Also do you even copy edit this shit anymore Facebook?
A screenshot from a Facebook notification saying you have new top fans. Mention them to show your appreciation with a GenAI image.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Threads is such a modern, cutting edge app that this is what their emoji selection looks like on desktop. This is actually an upgrade from how it was last week.
A screenshot of Thread's emoji selection showing some smilies but also a few missing emojis. The search bar and the icons down bottom are actually new from the last week, so this is an improvement somehow.A search for a heart emoji shows a few different heart options but then several empty boxes and also a few broken emojis like the flaming heart emoji where the heart is pasted over top of the fire somehow.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Holy shit.
A tiktok screenshot showing the band Prozzak is touring with the Vengaboys around Ontario and Moncton.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Once more, the Google Play store does something I'm grateful for. Amazon just activated AI in people's books, but Google Play gives you an option to turn off GenAI recap features for your books. Under Book Catalog > Advanced Settings > AI Settings. #Booksky #Romancelandia
A screenshot from Google Play's Manage AI settings with the option to Enable book insights which generate recaps with 'catch me up' or ask the AI assistant questions about the content of the book, with a yes or no toggle.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
This movie used the term picayunish and I had to look it up (it means of little value or importance, or petty and small-minded.) but the google use chart is so cool because it wasn't used at all, then a bit, then a lot, then not used at all again.
The Google Books word usage for the term picaynish that shows it peaked in the 1950s before declining to nothing in around 2012.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I just want everyone to know that threads has the simplest and most effective ragebait I've ever seen and I just gotta close out whenever I see this shit.
A thread screenshot with the user saying that in Canada we pronounce niche like cliche and the first time that came up with my american friends we were all so confused.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
That's one way to talk about AI and not get booed at a commencement speech.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
He can dance, he can dance, he can dance... He can siiiiing 🎶🐕
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Before, during, and after calling Laszlo a pretty boy.
A sheltie dog sits staring off camera with his mouth open.The sheltie turns towards the camera with a smile.The sheltie has his eyes closed and a big smile.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
A month or so later, Jeremy Gillespie emailed me back, asking for my address because he wanted to send me a copy. I got it in the mail today and 😭I'm over the moon! Horror people really are the best fucking people! #filmsky #horrormovies 📽️
The bluray cover of The Void movie, with the tagline There is a hell, this is worse.The back of the Void blueray, signed with Thx for watching Michelle, signed by Jeremy with the signature triangle beneath it.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
As EVERYONE knows, The Void is my favourite movie, and I've been trying to get it on physical media because I want to watch all the bonus features. It's only available second hand for $150+ usually, so I emailed the directors, asking if there was a re-release planned that I could look forward too.-
A screenshot of my letterboxd account jmkeep with 1834 films and The Void being the top one, followed by Midsommar, Synecodche New York, and Belladonna of Sadness.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I gotta say, seeing an AI generated 1 star review on Goodreads for an erotic short? And it has a section chastising the story for being unethical in its fetishization of the characters? It's gonna make me scream.
Ethical Considerations: The work’s reliance on virginity fetishization, questionable consent, and familial power play warrants scrutiny. As fantasy, it may serve its intended readers, but the absence of critical perspective, irony, or psychological safety net is noteworthy. Fiction allows for transgressive exploration, but here fantasy fulfillment supersedes self-reflection or ethical commentary
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
When someone says a character smirks in a romance novel this is the vibe btw.
A screenshot of the Australian reporter interviewing the looksmaxxing kid. He's very handsome and has an amused, confident smirk.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
...Google, Gonjiam is a South Korean found footage horror, a country which is no longer under Japanese Imperial rule since before you existed.
A Google search for Japanese found footage which lists Gonjiam as the first movie.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Watching an MST3K from 1991 and I regret to inform you, Tom Servo, but... www.imdb.com/title/tt0776...
Keisuke: It's our punishment for wanting so much wealth!
Tom Servo: What's gonna happen to Donald Trump?
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
It's awesome to use the internet in 2026 where all the pictures are fake and all the articles read like this.
Romanian beliefs in kidnapping the bride
The ancient practice of bride kidnapping still lives on in parts of Africa and Central Asia. Sexual assault is not thought to be a marriage and is an abuse of women's suffrage rights. This is also a violation International law.

Romanians hold that flora and fauna are able to perform magical feats. They are able to predict the future based on the weather and other conditions.

Romanians are a fan of garlic due to its medicinal qualities. Additionally, they believe that flowers and plants are capable of bringing good luck and good health. Some men buy bouquets of flowers for their wives.

Web this prestigious selection of mens gothic and steampunk formalwear will perfect your wedding day ensemble. See more ideas about mens outfits, wedding suits, gothic suit. See more ideas about wedding suits, goth wedding, mens outfits.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
What do you mean the guy in charge of fining porn sites is named George Lusty? www.bbc.com/news/article...
George Lusty, director of enforcement at Ofcom, said it had "been clear" adult sites needed to deploy robust age checks to protect children in the UK form seeing porn.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I appreciate the confidence Kindle, but it's probably delusional to think I'll finish 200 pages in 30 minutes.
A kindle screenshot saying I'm at 4% and have 29 minutes left in the book.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Fake GenAI trailers for movies are everywhere, why the fuck aren't they being copyright striked like literally everything else on Youtube? How is this not hurting the actor's brand a billion times worse than a video essayist using a 15 second clip?
A search for Keanu Reeves 2026 fields over a dozen fake GenAI trailers that look hideous and terrible and amateur and makes me never want to see any movie ever again.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
What the fuck do you mean the NL government is paying 100% tuition to send businesses through scam school?
An ad for a keyin college AI for small businesses course, 100% funded by the government of Newfoundland and Labrador.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Search: Cock Warming Results: #amwritingromance
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Age verification? My "new" livejournal just turned 24.
An email from Livejournal saying I've got a new achievement and that my blog is 24 years old.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
lol. lmao. I literally liked and reposted a few posts. My account is linked to my fb account and my IG account. I followed their verification steps. But don't worry, there's no appeals, because we live in hell.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Unfortunately they are blocking all erotica from distribution. Very sad to see a champion for indie bookstores take such a restrictive stance on fiction.
Bookshop.org
The types of material at issue include:

Erotica: The content is primarily of an erotic nature, intended to stir sexual desire.
Sales channels not listed above continue to receive this material at this time.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
This is the kind of stuff that my romance penname gets served up on facebook. Just absolutely abhorrent. I ofc reported it, but expect nothing to be done.
A suggested post on facebook for an alt right account, showing a relieved man with the text 'when you thought you hit a dog but it was just an ice protester'The page in question with 2.1m followers and 38000 posts, saying they're a for profit advocacy.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Spoilers for 8mm but I think this scene is important.
A scene from a script for 8mm

WELLES
                 Just tell me.  Tell me some more of
                 the secrets you and Christian
                 shared. What kind of degenerate
                 pervert was he really?  What the
                 fuck did he want with a snuff film?

                             LONGDALE
                 You're asking me why?

                             WELLES
                 I'm asking.

     Longdale sits back, wipes sweat from his face.

                             LONGDALE
                 A man like Mr. Christian, a great
                 man... all his money, all his
                 power... a man who attained
                 everything there was to attain...

                             WELLES
                 Why did he buy a film of some poor,
                 lost girl getting butchered?

                             LONGDALE
                 Isn't it incredibly obvious?

                             WELLES
                 Enlighten me.

                             LONGDALE
                 Because he could.  He did it because
                 he could.
                       (pause)
                 What other reason were you looking
                 for?
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Got the new outfit in Infinity Nikki and I'm loving it so much! If you put Blossoming Future beneath Mortal Springs, it acts as a tulle to make it floof out more! Code: 7PipUkEWwXQ# #InfinityNikki
A screenshot from Infinity Nikki of two blonde pale ladies in an intimate pose, with one looking down at the other's lips.A Nikki character in a puffy pink outfit with pink wings, her hand on her hip as she looks unimpressed.A sparkler show backlights the Infinity Nikki character. She has blonde hair that falls in her face and an elegant pink outfit with billowing sleeves and a puffed out skirt.The same Nikki in a slightly different pose, looking off to the side, with Chinese lanterns behind her. She's mid dance in the same pink dress outfit.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
This week, Amazon has removed erotica and erotic romance and many romance titles from the Affiliate program, meaning that people can't make affiliate income off linking them. One of the impacted books is Heated Rivalry. Please complain. www.amazon.com/dp/B0BZZCSYXJ #romancelandia #booksky #authors
A screenshot of the linked page for Heated Rivalry showing a warning from SiteStripe saying "Excluded Product: Learn more
This product is excluded from the Amazon Associates Program. Please link to a related product or category instead."
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The weather says it's mostly cloudy in Bonavista but, having just walked outside in it, it's some stormy out. #nlwx
A 6'2" man trudges through snow up to his knees on a board walk, with a sheltie dog trying to surf above the surface lest he be lost into a snow tunnel.A man and a woman and a dog sit in a car, all of them coated in snow.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I wouldn't trust my 16 year old self to pick out a meal or clothes today but somehow she picked the best human in the world to fall in love with? Almost 25 years together.
A photo of a man and a woman in brown winter jackets with knit caps cuddling and smiling at the camera against a wintery backdrop.
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Michelle Keep @jmkeep.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I... Thought I misheard.
Weather in Bonavista Newfoundland is -9c and feels like -23c with 95kmh gusts.
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