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NYC millennial gay stoner 🏳️‍🌈 🤿 🗽 🌃 💻

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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Just heard a gen z transplant walk into a bodega and ask if she can make their own sandwich.
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Has any politician done more to prevent our government from functioning properly like Mitch McConnell? He orchestrated to block Obamas supreme court pick and now he is absent from the senate with no idea when he will return. He should retire and spend the last few days of his life sipping sweet tea
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I have a 20% off coupon for Just Salad. Do you think it's safe to eat there?
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
No, DMV, no!
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
In case you wanted to know what NYC feels like today. #nyc
Citizen App Screenshot of a report of man on fire.
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Rainbow for Pride over Knockdown Center!!
A rainbow in the sky over knockdown center in queens new york
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Today's wordle called me a slur during pride month
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I think the Harambe curse really was lifted
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I find it so funny that the only game the Knicks lost was the one Trump attended bc he is a loser.
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
After the debate tonight, I am asking which candidate in the NY-12 district congressional race, who we ranking first? #nyc #newyork #ny12
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Someone I know said Lost Boys musical was terrible but I liked it!
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Tony Awards makes me wonder if I should've stuck with stage production back in the day
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I dont care what Thorgy thinks, I love Pink
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Literally is anyone seeing this
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The Jetsons seemed like a really cool show when we were young but with our current reality of AI being forced into our lives I truly believe The Jetsons were actually a warning ⚠️
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
With the end of Colbert, it makes me miss when I could record anything onto a VCR
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Blencagia
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Keith Boykin @keithboykin.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The United States government just agreed to pay $1.8 billion to the United States president, approved by the president's own personal lawyer who represented him when he was convicted of 34 criminal counts. This is the biggest scandal in all of American political history.
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David Rothkopf @djrothkopf.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Trump did not reach a settlement with the government. There was no case to settle. He has not created a slush fund. He has colluded with Todd Blanche to steal money from the US Treasury. This is not a “deal.” This is a crime for which Trump & Blanche must be prosecuted. It ia a crime.
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
So who are we all thinking is going to newly represent NY District 12 for U.S. House New York District 12? Who are you leaning towards?
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This guy nails it. 🎯
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mothers Day to all the moms out there!
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Kinda crazy that eggs are cheap again but EVERYTHING ELSE is expensive now
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Co-worker just asked me if I'm gay
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
The great outdoors. Alaska August 2025.
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Blue Jay in Central Park #nyc #birds #birdsofbluesky #birdsky
Blue Jay
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Just a reminder: in 1000 days, America gets to hit refresh and swear in a new president. Democracy comes with an expiration date built in.
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
THIS made more money than Oppenheimer on its opening weekend?!
variety.com
‘Michael’ Rocks Box Office With Record-Setting $97 Million Debut
"Michael," a biopic about the King of Pop, arrived in theaters as an instant sensation with $97 million domestically and $217 million globally.
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Randomly googled Bozo the Clown and you won't believe who owns the rights.
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Juicy Love Dion!!!!!!!
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
This is one of the best moments of this horrible decade
Pre-Splashdown of Artemis 2Splashdown of Artemis 2
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This fucking country is cooked
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
A Tom Swifty is a one-line punny sentence where an adverb describes the spoken phrase in a humorous, literal, or contradictory way, often parodying the overused dialogue attribution in the Tom Swift adventure novel series.
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I don't think we as a society should be popularizing any food item with the word dirty. Dirty Soda, Dirty Cake, Dirty Sexy Taco, all sound gross so let's just quit while we're ahead.
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
2026 is going to be the year of the Cute Bitch Summer
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
A new slur just dropped
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Happy to see the Cadbury Bunny commercial unchanged year over year over year.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
The top 1% in America now hoard $55.8 trillion — more than the G.D.P. of the United States and China combined.
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Everyone dies except for him
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I walked by Penn Station the other night and I still cant believe this place looks like this #nyc
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Seen on Bloomberg this morning #innuendo
Caption says Hung: Not Everything Will Fit
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I'm being held hostage by stupid and incompetent people (working after 2pm on Friday)
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Red-crested Cardinal in #Hawaii #birds #birdsofbluesky #birdphotography
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Waikiki Sunset #travel #hawaii #oahu #waikiki #sunset
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
America: Home is where the oil is
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year! For 2026 I want more GAY followers.
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Do you think billionaires text each other about their poops?
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jmk @jmk29.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Connections Puzzle #929 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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