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Joel 💁‍♂️

@jmj94.bsky.social
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Import from Twitter. Feel older and more tired than I appear.

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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I wrote a couple of things.
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I wrote a couple of things.
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Corey @thisiscorey.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
It is June! I am doing SWP I’d really love your support for this. It means so much to me. The rainbow community is being hammered by the government. Let’s not let them win. Fight their discrimination with perspiration and a little bit of money to help. www.sweatwithpride.com/fundraisers/...
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I need to find a way to fundamentally change who I am as a person, and learn how to be okay with cutting people out of my life/being cut out of other people’s lives without it tearing me apart.
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Bumped into a cousin of mine today who I haven’t seen in over 6 years and we no longer talk. It was like seeing a ghost and immediately brought up feelings of grief and loss that I thought I’d dealt with.
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Got told this afternoon, by my therapist of almost two years, that he’s never heard me speak with such pain in my voice or devastation on my face. So I *think* that I’m winning therapy??
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I don’t think I’m enjoying life much right this very moment. I’ve had a chest infection for weeks which is making me feel lousy, multiple other minor health issues, I haven’t been to the gym in weeks, and I’m currently not on speaking terms with my sister which is a first.
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Was at my sister’s house and the alarm went off on my dad’s phone which she’s had since he passed. For some reason, he set an alarm for the mornings to go off at 9:08am. He passed away at 9:08am last Tuesday… talk about spooky!
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Also while my sister is doing chemo for breast cancer and is not even quite 1/4 of the way through her treatment. 🙃
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
The one week timeline between your dad needing a chest x-ray and a blood test - to having cancer in his lung, on his kidneys, and on his spine with likely only a couple of months left to live is crazy. Love this for me.
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Cleaned out the spare room. Discovered these relics.
A flat lay of all the Apple boxes I’ve accumulated over the years. Ranging from a iPod Nano from ~2006 right through to an iPhone 12 Pro Max. Includes a MacBook, iPad, HomePod mini, and 3 Apple TVs as well. They’ve now all been flattened and thrown out 🥲
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Love how Swifties have been begging for something new for MONTHS and Taylor’s literally just gone “lol nope but you can listen to all my old stuff again”. And being Swifties, we’re obviously eating it up 🤣🤡
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I hope this very forward thinking gentleman got home with a dry head and dry feet. I really wanted to ask why he had 3 produce paper bags handy.
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Went to the Black Ferns game this afternoon and within 15 minutes before leaving the house we skulled 4.4 standard 6% drinks each. Half a can of an espresso martini and 2 Hard Rated cans. Was a fun first half 🤪
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Just sent a Very Scary Email and now I’m dreading work tomorrow 😬
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Applied for a role internally at work a few months ago. Had to chase the hiring manager at the time only to find out they’d decided on external candidates without even giving me an interview (due to experience apparently). One of the new hires just got let go within their 90 day trial.
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
If you see this, post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll. No cheating!
Mirror selfie of me last week with unruly bed hair.
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Just walked past a car stuck in traffic and the lady was blasting the Macarena at 7:20am. We love that for her 💪💃
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Self loathing is quite exhausting.
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Can someone please explain to me how this clue works? My brain isn’t understanding what letters need to be changed or how it relates to the other clues… soz for the spoiler if you do the NYT mini.
Screenshot of today’s NYT Mini Crossword. The clue says “5-Across (TEXTS) or 8-Across (IOTA), if you change the T’s in this answer (STATE)”
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Just had a super bright flash of lightning followed by the loudest/strongest thunder I’ve ever experienced right over our house ⛈️
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I’ve been really stuck in my head these last few days and really struggling to escape the bad voices in there.
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Beers
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Went for a run on the treadmill this evening and maxed my heart rate out at 208bpm 😮‍💨🥵
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I have a bad case of RSI at the moment - definitely the worst I’ve experienced. Usually it’ll only last a day with pain and then ease but this has been almost a week now and I’m scared it’s never gonna go away.
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Wondering if the guy in the hotel across from my office knows that 2 full office building across the road can see him standing naked in the window 🫣
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
The Wynyard Quarter bridge is ~almost~ back in action!
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Corey @thisiscorey.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
#ToitūTeTiriti
Round circle with the Māori flag, Tino Rangatiratanga, in the middle. The words around the outside saying Kei Konā ā Wairua Tonu Ahau. Toitū Te Tiriti. That translates to “I am still there in spirit. Honour the treaty”. Designed by Kelly Cameron
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Rory Sherman @rorysherman.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Support the Hīkoi!
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Rugby is by far the gayest sport and by that I mean the most homosexual. The bum taps, the back arches, the sweaty men rolling around with each other.
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
For those backwards scrollers like me, there’s @skeetsapp.com! Very happy to have stumbled across this.
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
BlueSky is giving me 2012 Twitter vibes and I’m here for it tbh.
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
If someone could develop an app where I can log into my Twitter and my BlueSky and see everything all in one place so I don’t miss anything, that would be grand.
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Name: Joel Pronouns: he/him Location: Tāmaki Makaurau, NZ Interests: Taylor Swift, gym, Disney, tequila, @thisiscorey.bsky.social Vocation: Pretending to enjoy talking to people on the phone
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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
send it to Te Papa
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
1. Tautoko Willie Jackson for standing by his words and refusing to withdraw and apologise 2. Tautoko Hana for starting the haka. A strong wāhine in the making 💪 3. Imagine saying “the ringing of the bells” with a straight face as if that’s a normal thing. 😂
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
I always did Twitter backwards and scrolled through my timeline from oldest to newest. Is there a way to do that here…?
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Love getting threatened at 9:30am on a Wednesday. Great start to the day!
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
Repost with a pic of you and your age. 29
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Joel 💁‍♂️ @jmj94.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
Oh hi! 👋
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