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deeply suspicious of anyone who makes their entire personality ‘sports cop’ and this isn’t going to change that

ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

fwiw luxos campaign being centred around “here’s why you shouldn’t vote for them” and not “here’s why you should vote for us” is extremely amateur…

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Let me start with a confession: I’ve never read Shakespeare. However, i got fired from my job and stuff dot co dot enzed are paying me to write about The Twelfth Night so in this…🧵 1/170

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

hearing labour needs a new #30 for their list, put me in coach* *only if they win, only if I can live overseas on a beach first, I will do no campaigning or promotion of the Labour Party in part or whole and I will start collecting my ministerial salary now

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

nobody cares anymore, it’s great, fuckin’ lol

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

waking up to chippie somehow unlocking an ultra-rare W while still taking a collectors edition historic fat fucking L

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

very brave and true mr luxon, carpe diem etc ✊

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

not a rugby guy so might need some help on this one but isn’t the goal to win the game?

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

hearing rumours NZRU is planning a spectacular fireworks show culminating in flying Maureen Pugh over the stadium to encourage lightning

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

don’t have a dog in this fight but a real human person with seriousface said that chatgpt blog posting conspiracy theories, transphobia and general bigotry is just like providing hospital medical care thus impossible to stop

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

we’re days away from national announcing a new roller coaster for rainbows end and luxo calling it an innovative public transport solution

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Chris (Luxon) ruled out Opportunity (political party) but Chris (Penk) had an Opportunity (noun) to rule in Opportunity (political party) but Chris (Luxon) fired Chris (Penk) now Chris (Hipkins) has the only Opportunity (noun) to govern with Opportunity (political party) but Chris (Luxon) cannot.

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

truly humiliating day for everyone involved in the nz government, well done to all, lets run it back again tomorrow

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

hugely embarrassing that all it took was upsetting half a dozen Rotorua dairy owners (and passively threatening our democratic representative electoral system)

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

it’s about time we stopped running from our history when naming boats and embraced it

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

new zealand elections are just hoping the ‘least worst chris wins and the one chlöe gets enough votes to actually do something about it

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

My all whites black Reflecting pool green Petrol price whack Greens to 15

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

ma’am you’re already the power, the fights over

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

anyway my daughter (and her youth orchestra) got to play violin with the NZSO last night and I’m so incredibly proud 🥲 🎻 🎶

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

petitioning the Greens to do cool crimes plz

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

any politician visiting schools is cringe as fuck always has been always will be but dumping their shitty party merch on literal children is gross fuuuuuuck oooooooff

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

lol the election advertising is going to be so fucking dire

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

is she replacing the carpet in her house every week? How tf can you possibly legitimately claim $1000pw on a mortgage free property you own?

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

complex emotions today after discovering I’m Hutt-curious now after watching Mandalorian and Grogu 😮‍💨

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

nolans odyssey vs wolfgangs troy bro discourse defeated soundly by us real ones who own the directors cut in the original dvd format, with art book, set photos and script pages as the artist intended 😏

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

this has to be the most depressing reason for the pursuit of more hobbit slop oof

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Rook Kast getting force dragged into the mist, then only hearing her getting iced by Darth Vader is the absolute coldest shit in a Disney animated series and I bet @vanessamarshall.bsky.social loved voicing every second of it. Iconic. Maul Shadow Lord is tippy top shelf Star Wars.

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

davy dumb dumb almost lets it slip but lands the fReEduMbs plane at the last minute

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

I would expect winston peters to show better judgement after his *checks notes* 40 Years in politics *checks notes again* he has spent *looking at those notes in more detail* he oh… *checks again* oh god *furiously flipping through the pages* oh my god what

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

just so fucking funny you could be on an 11+ hour international flight and get diverted to an airforce tarmac in Bulls and spend the night in a motel eating fish and chips in Marton, welcome to New Zealand.

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

more woke journalism nonsense how can I possibly understand what an elnino is when it’s not written in ENGLISH the language of NEW ZEALAND

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

honestly this makes sense everyone knows boats can’t rescue planes

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Newsroom NZ @newsroom.co.nz · 27/04/2026

Today from The Detail: The unique, remote island that's a financial basket case, bankrolled by the New Zealand taxpayer

newsroom.co.nz

Wild, beautiful, and broke – our Chatham Islands

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

‘what would say you to this old racist sentient suited leather handbag has done one relatively useful thing in the past and because of that I am in government with him but he’s clearly bad now for reasons I have not adequately explained’

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

inspiring to see everyone in government calming down, taking the spotlight off the nations baldest christopher and focusing on what matters

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

today is gonna be a truly fascinating chapter in christopher luxons memoir that will be available for free to all air new zealand koru lounge members

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

I'm falling even more in love with you Letting go of all I've held on to I'm standing here until you make me move I'm hanging by a moment here with you

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

leak from the caucus to luxo meeting 🚨

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

LEAK: the New Zealand plan to participate in the blockade of the strait of hormuz 🚨

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

bet all the esteemed members at the prestigious fifa peace prize all feel pretty silly now

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ᴀɴᴅʀᴇw вıԍԍs @biggsky.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

the more embarrassing the gaff, the more lips eat his own face 🫦

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