Reposted by Jul*annilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 9hwww.theverge.com/2024/9/24/24...theverge.comDon’t ever hand your phone to the copsEven if you’ve got nothing to hide. 141499528
Jul*an @jmill26.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Bitch, GET UP. @thejrocktv.bsky.social || Quartzlock - Love Eviction (Original Mix) by The_Deelo® on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/hU3GGACkJ3BL...soundcloud.comQuartzlock - Love Eviction (Original Mix)Listen to Quartzlock - Love Eviction (Original Mix) by Iphone 16 Plus #np on #SoundCloud 210
Jul*an @jmill26.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If the point of journalism isn’t exposing and telling bad people they’re bad, then really, what is the point? 1113
Jul*an @jmill26.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Why do y’all think I’m aware of every fat nigga on the internet??? …..anyway, his name is Steven Green and he don’t look like that no more because he got bit by the Ozempy bug. 😔 #BringOurMenBack 370
Jul*an @jmill26.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Also, she won’t sell Bottoms for Georgia shirts because she’s a COWARD. GIVE ME WHAT I WANT IF YOU WANT MY MONEY, SISTER. 120
Jul*an @jmill26.bsky.social · 29/09/2026She be like “it’s a refreshing cocktail for a Sunday brunch!” Meanwhile 233
Reposted by Jul*anillumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh you thought I murdered and ate 36 people? Well guess what? It was only four. Got your ass. 117735
Jul*an @jmill26.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sometimes I get it and sometimes it just doesn’t curl. Lmao 120
Jul*an @jmill26.bsky.social · 28/09/2026(Is there anybody else performing that I need to see or can I cut this off?) 000
Jul*an @jmill26.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Madookie gets in front of a mic and just starts saying shit. LMFAO #VMAs 130
Jul*an @jmill26.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Bruno Mars auditions band members the same way Tyler Perry does actors. Only the most fuckable. 020
Jul*an @jmill26.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“VMA Artist Director Honor” is so funny. Y’all could try to make it a little less obvious you made up an award to give that lady! 😭 012
Jul*an @jmill26.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Every year I watch the VMAs, I think “who is this show for?” 010
