Jeremy Mikola @jmikola.net · 29/08/2026battle bots but instead of saws and flames it's carefully prompted tight-fives in a free-for-all (some heckling welcome?). anyway, this place is a blast from the past. but the White Castle really does have the best coffee in town. 000
Jeremy Mikola @jmikola.net · 29/08/2026"Cars. Just cars, everywhere. You know they call it a beg button. Sometimes you just gotta roll the dice and cross." -- Jmikola Reporting Live from the Chicago Suburbs 🚶 111
Jeremy Mikola @jmikola.net · 19/08/2026Fun fact: I drafted most of the original unified test runner spec from a quarantine hotel in Taiwan circa 2020. 😷 111
Jeremy Mikola @jmikola.net · 09/04/2026Not at these prices. I still have one more month before expiration. 🤞 000
Jeremy Mikola @jmikola.net · 08/04/2026I could have asked an LLM how best to word that, but it seemed more fun to do my own research: www.reddit.com/r/whatsthewo...reddit.comFrom the whatstheword community on RedditExplore this post and more from the whatstheword community 000
Jeremy Mikola @jmikola.net · 08/04/2026TIL mongodbsucks.com exists and appears to be actively maintained. This is like phpsadness.com in reverse. Also nice to see that both pages render nicely (and quickly) on both mobile and pc.mongodbsucks.comMongoDB Security & Reliability Concerns 300
Jeremy Mikola @jmikola.net · 01/03/2026Jmikola Reporting Live from #LaraconEU with @laravelnews.com correspondent @ericlbarnes.com youtu.be/KMxEKck_J20youtu.beJmikola Reporting Live from the Mövenpick Lobby at Laracon EU 2026YouTube video by Jeremy Mikola 000
Jeremy Mikola @jmikola.net · 27/02/2026Twitter actually made me resort to a taking a screenshot to copy the text back out. Is this what passes for vendor lock-in these days? 000
Jeremy Mikola @jmikola.net · 27/02/2026I think it's high time for companies to start wearing “supply-chain risk" like a badge of honor. Speaks louder than a bunch of company values cooked up by consultants. 100
Jeremy Mikola @jmikola.net · 13/02/2026Shirley, you can’t be serious. github.com/mongodb/mong...github.comMark Jeremy Mikola as inactive by alcaeus · Pull Request #1943 · mongodb/mongo-php-driver🫡 😭 010
Reposted by Jeremy MikolaRobin Bougie @robinbougie.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Comics retailing legend Greg Ketter standing up to ICE in Minneapolis. Yes, that's tear gas. He's 70 years old. 109108572646
Jeremy Mikola @jmikola.net · 23/01/2026I would like to hear more about this on his podcast: Between Two Couch Cushions with JD Vance.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is smiling in front of a fernAlt: Barack Obama smiling while being interviewed on Zach Galifianakis’ Between Two Ferns show. 010
Jeremy Mikola @jmikola.net · 23/01/2026The opsec on the part of the videographer is also commendable. 010
Jeremy Mikola @jmikola.net · 23/01/2026Came across this via @itseieio.bsky.social’s very human comment in www.reddit.com/r/programmin...reddit.comeieino's comment on "Why does SSH send 100 packets per keystroke?"Explore this conversation and more from the programming community 110
Jeremy Mikola @jmikola.net · 23/01/2026You can just make stuff: eieio.games/blog/flappy-...eieio.gamesFlappy Dird: Flappy Bird inside MacOS Finder · eieio.gamesA version of Flappy Bird that runs entirely inside MacOS Finder. It runs at 4 frames a second! That's a lot of frames!! 110
Jeremy Mikola @jmikola.net · 23/01/2026This may be the second coffee talking, but assuming you don't care about ARR, I see a market for this in the #IndieWeb community. Maybe let people self-host instances and sell an iOS client. Also, allow me to be the first human to request integration with @searls.bsky.social's posseparty.com.posseparty.comPOSSE Party - Quit social media by posting moreTake your feed and shove it in theirs 130
Jeremy Mikola @jmikola.net · 08/12/2025There is a version of “you” that only exists after your kid wakes you up from a nightmare at 3:30am. 🛌 020
Jeremy Mikola @jmikola.net · 27/11/2025And here’s the MongoDB #SymfonyCon promo, direct from the stage to your screen: youtu.be/cAyMAjujllMyoutu.beMongoDB SymfonyCon 2025 PromoYouTube video by Jeremy Mikola 000
Jeremy Mikola @jmikola.net · 27/11/2025The MongoDB PHP team created two short videos for #SymfonyCon today. One will be shown on stage this afternoon, but in the meantime here’s an informational clip on optimal packing algorithms for elephpants: youtube.com/shorts/vjqcT...youtube.comJmikola Reporting Live from SymfonyCon with a New Elephpant Packing AlgorithmYouTube video by Jeremy Mikola 111
Jeremy Mikola @jmikola.net · 07/11/2025OH: “it was Zoom, Montessori preschool” COVID was a weird time. 000
Jeremy Mikola @jmikola.net · 07/09/2025Started watching this the other night and was very satisfied with the footage we saw. 🫱☕️ 010
Jeremy Mikola @jmikola.net · 01/09/2025If anyone is planning to attend Ryan Weaver’s memorial service, a few of us may be organizing a #WurstCon repast Sunday evening (Sept 7). Please reach out if you’re interested. 001
Reposted by Jeremy MikolaMatt Trask @matthewtrask.com · 28/08/2025Ryan Weaver, a Symfony contributor and SymfonyCasts founder/teacher, passed earlier this week after a long and hard fight with a brain tumor. He was a giant in the community ❤️ #php #phpc obits.mlive.com/us/obituarie...obits.mlive.comRyan Weaver Obituary (2025) - Grand Rapids, MI - Grand Rapids PressView Ryan Weaver's obituary, send flowers and sign the guestbook. 13214
Jeremy Mikola @jmikola.net · 06/08/2025Is this the butterfly effect of wearing a hotdog hat to #Laracon? 📷 www.instagram.com/p/DM8aoHOuau... 000
Jeremy Mikola @jmikola.net · 28/07/2025First event in five years not counting the @weaverryan.bsky.social reunion in Chicago this past March. We’ll see how it goes. Looking forward to seeing @naderman.de, @mavrck.com, and @manchuck.bsky.social at least. 030
Jeremy Mikola @jmikola.net · 28/07/2025Breaking out the vintage swag for #Laracon Denver. Come find me at the 10gen booth 😉 080
Jeremy Mikola @jmikola.net · 22/12/2024I appreciated the candor in your academic history, having withdrawn from Suffel’s CS630 (Automata and Formal Languages) on two separate occasions 110
Jeremy Mikola @jmikola.net · 07/12/2024bsky.social/about/blog/4...bsky.socialHow to verify your Bluesky account - BlueskyHere's how to verify your Bluesky account by setting your website as your username. 010
Jeremy Mikola @jmikola.net · 07/12/2024Don’t you own alcaeus.org? Worth setting up the TXT record when you have the time to spare. 100
Jeremy Mikola @jmikola.net · 25/11/2024Was is Paris in June 2012? Swarm doesn’t make it easy to search my checkin history (already filed under personal app ideas). 100
Jeremy Mikola @jmikola.net · 20/11/2024I think this is in Jersey City. Looking south on Warren St. towards Sussex: maps.app.goo.gl/goFAtbJJJCmr... 110
