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The scientist formerly know as @jmduranse

@jmduranse.bsky.social
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Frog Smuggler. IT wizard apprentice. Also cats.

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SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A NEW FIGHTER HAS ENTERED THE ARENA
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Gang of eight sperm whales sink yacht after ramming boat in South Pacific
Crew described terrifying encounter as they were woken up by “loud thud” as the 52ft vessel was struck
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A child free from the guilt of ownership and the burden of economic competition will grow up with the will to do what needs doing and the capacity for joy in doing it.
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The scientist formerly know as @jmduranse @jmduranse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
jejeje eso es porque es TELEP<se lo llevan>
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José Fernando Ramírez @joseframirez.eurosky.social · 08/09/2026
Comparto 18 mutuals con @sirereta.bsky.social ¿Alguien la conoce o tiene forma de contactar con ella? Lleva 5 días sin publicar y lo último fue este hilo bastante preocupante. En su feed se puede ver que se encontraba bastante mal
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The scientist formerly know as @jmduranse @jmduranse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Javier Durán @tortondo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
MAKE AMERICA MIDDLE AGES AGAIN. elpais.com/us/2026-08-0...
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Primeros muertos en Estados Unidos por un brote de diarrea explosiva causado por lechugas contaminadas de Cyclospora
Las autoridades explican que los fallecidos tenían afecciones previas que pudieron agravar los síntomas
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*** @gilet00.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Make diarrea explosiva great again.
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The scientist formerly know as @jmduranse @jmduranse.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Ah, el famoso gato hidráulico
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The scientist formerly know as @jmduranse @jmduranse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Jesus. 100% sure it is going to poke me with that chainsaw.
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The scientist formerly know as @jmduranse @jmduranse.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Por favor, no más días históricos
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Frieren Cry Frieren Beyond Journey'S End
ALT: Frieren Cry Frieren Beyond Journey'S End
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Sabrina Rodríguez @sabrinarguez.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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The scientist formerly know as @jmduranse @jmduranse.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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The scientist formerly know as @jmduranse @jmduranse.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
La verdad es que esto no lo vi venir.
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The scientist formerly know as @jmduranse @jmduranse.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Es el jugador el que elige el equipo y es el equipo el que quiere que sean los jugadores el entrenador. O algo asi
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The scientist formerly know as @jmduranse @jmduranse.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
He ido a comprobar si el dominio isthestraitofhormuzclosed.com estaba libre, pero no :(
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Yes
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The scientist formerly know as @jmduranse @jmduranse.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Go home, Amazon. You´re drunk
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Novedadesprime @novedadesprime.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
07/07/2026 The Ghost in the Shell - T1 (2026) 👉 Primer episodio ya disponible! #animacion #cienciaficcion No tiene nota en FA/IMDB tiny.cc/h8a6101
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The scientist formerly know as @jmduranse @jmduranse.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Pasado un mal rato con un estornino (Creo) volandero que se había quedado aparcado en la terraza, pero por suerte ya se lo han llevado (estaba ya con la jeringuilla para darle de beber)
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The scientist formerly know as @jmduranse @jmduranse.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Who is this Dr. Congo you are all cheering for
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The scientist formerly know as @jmduranse @jmduranse.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Well, now I'm quite fed now. Could we shut down that actual fusion reactor and rest for some days at least, thanks
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
"Just a whisper. I hear it in my ghost."
fanart of the main character from Ghost in the Shell, major Kusanagi
she's sitting on her bed, in a room that's filled with monitors and computers, linked to them by cables plugged in the back of her neck
she's bathed in a red light coming from outside, also sparks of green from the computers and tech stuff
she has one leg bent, arm around it
she's looking straight at you, but also kinda through you
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oleha da bruise @patodeborracha.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Parabéns, Pennywise! Desejo felicidades nessa nova fase da vida!
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 18/06/2026
"ADMINISTRATION REGISTERS RECORD GROWTH" wapo.st/4vWAPAW
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Reflecting Pool algae bloom is one of biggest recorded in years after $14M renovation
An analysis of satellite imagery of the Lincoln Memorial shows algae levels spiked days after a $14 million renovation was completed.
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The scientist formerly know as @jmduranse @jmduranse.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
www.maptap.gg June 17 98🔥 99🎯 92🎓 98🎯 93🎉 Final score: 954
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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The scientist formerly know as @jmduranse @jmduranse.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Pudgy Penguin Uses Credit Card
ALT: Pudgy Penguin Uses Credit Card
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The scientist formerly know as @jmduranse @jmduranse.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Engineering goes <brbrbrbrbrbrbrb>
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The scientist formerly know as @jmduranse @jmduranse.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
En la vida unas veces se gana y otras se pierde. Excepto cuando compites con la cajera del LIDL. En ese caso siempre pierdes.
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arcitecta 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @arcitecta.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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The scientist formerly know as @jmduranse @jmduranse.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
A todo esto, no descarto que el Papa se escape al primavera sound de incognito. Vigilad si veis un chubasquero blanco
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The scientist formerly know as @jmduranse @jmduranse.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Va, cuento anecdota. Estaba viendo la tele con mi ex y dale Kate Perry en un anuncio. Me da un codazo y me dice "MIRA, TU AMIGA" (en secreto la escucho en el gym). Yo : me suena vagamente la señora Ella: ??! Yo : de lo que estoy seguro es que la isla esa que se ve al fondo es Capri
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The scientist formerly know as @jmduranse @jmduranse.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
It is actually German and says "the bart"
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The scientist formerly know as @jmduranse @jmduranse.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
#youhavecometothewronhoodMF
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The scientist formerly know as @jmduranse @jmduranse.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Man, they steal my dog they better run
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John Wick Cocking Pistol - Keanu Reeves
ALT: John Wick Cocking Pistol - Keanu Reeves
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The scientist formerly know as @jmduranse @jmduranse.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Bueno, si le damos una vuelta ni tan mal
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Yiannis @yiannisbab.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Ah yes, the "Thdpsssps"
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This is the actual use for ram
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Spooky Sabro @sabro.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Dueños de perros: Mi perro es un ángel, jamás haría algo malo. Dueños de gatos: Este es Puto McPutez, cometería crímenes de lesa humanidad. Le amo.
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The scientist formerly know as @jmduranse @jmduranse.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A medio cabreo de liarme a martillazos con los telares (metafóricamente)
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The scientist formerly know as @jmduranse @jmduranse.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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The scientist formerly know as @jmduranse @jmduranse.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Yo es que igual estoy muy mayor, pero igual deberíamos darle una vuelta al tema de requerimientos para cualquier web de mierda (JS, te estoy mirando a ti). Me crié con webs tirando de html puro y para muchas cosas ok.
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The scientist formerly know as @jmduranse @jmduranse.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
2026 y sigo buscando en Google "pozuelicono", para poder copypastear el "¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
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The scientist formerly know as @jmduranse @jmduranse.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
El otro dia estuve interrogando a copilot para $unacosa, y aparte de alucinar como un hippy dandole a una pipa del salvia, se pasó media tarde tuteandome. A donde iremos a parar
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The scientist formerly know as @jmduranse @jmduranse.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Me gustaría saber que he hecho mal en la vida para haber acabado criticando a gente en reviews de satenes de Amazon por "skill issue". Pero vamos que si no sabes lo que estas comprando te está bien empleado
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The scientist formerly know as @jmduranse @jmduranse.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Que parecéis nuevos
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M @malvartinez.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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The scientist formerly know as @jmduranse @jmduranse.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I crave star damage
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The scientist formerly know as @jmduranse @jmduranse.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Feliz sant Jordi a @iordic.dev , que es el único Jordi que me viene a la cabeza. Bueno, por ahí andará Jordi ENP pero no lo tengo a mano
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Apparently it's St George's Day 🐉
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The scientist formerly know as @jmduranse @jmduranse.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The real slim granddaddy Sorry. I will show myself out 🤡
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La Bruja Coruja @bruja-coruja.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
El proceso de pensamiento este de "buah, somos listísimos, vamos a hackear la Segunda Venida" me resulta fascinante.
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