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Snacks McGrath

@jmcgrizz.bsky.social
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A wabu special for the better part of 15 years
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Finally, a book for people who can’t read www.hollywoodreporter.com/lifestyle/li...
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MrBeast and James Patterson’s Novel Collaboration Debuts at No. 3 on NYT Bestseller List
Sources confirm there are active talks around film rights for the mystery thriller, titled 'The Most Dangerous Games.'
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
They’re selling people dog treats
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Pay to win micro transactions ass country
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
When some middle of the country goober posts about how awful CA is
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
In honor of Spain’s victory we are having tapas tonight (I made sheet pan nachos)
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Okay but you know that sketch Wemby was doing was trash. Those freak ass fingers don’t know how to navigate a pencil.
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Laughed so hard I almost crashed my car when I saw this
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Ultimate
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Perhaps my last interaction with students as a teacher is playing smash with a group of dorks after school 🥹
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Raising babies in these unprecedented times requires you as a parent to embrace tradition in ways you didn’t anticipate. That’s why we made sure our baby’s first word was WAZZZZUPPPPPPPPPP 🤪
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Jokes on you. You arrive and turns out funeral has been delayed. Delayed again. Rescheduled. Canceled. We’ll try to get you to a funeral as soon as possible, how’s four days from now?
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Bailey at bats are like 90% dreadful but man he knows how to admire a big fly
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Damn Beep Beep Beep goes crazy in our house
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Feels like we spend a LOT of time teaching kids about farm animals
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
No individual space makes me feel older or dumber than a Boba shop
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Damn gentrification really is getting out of hand West Oakland has pirates now??
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Damn gentrification really is getting out of hand West Oakland has turkeys now??
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Gubernatorial is right these dudes are GOOBS
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
If and ONLY if AI can teach me how to play Better off Alone on my son’s 8 note baby Einstein keyboard will I consider it something other than a complete and total failure
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Got my Door Dash Wrapped and it just said I’m a nasty little hog 😔
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Shanahan COY buzz incoming? Feels like this was such a “Niners lose 6-13” in the past given the spot. Even those CLE special teams flubs are something the niners have been on the other side of since Kyle took over.
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Steph making the same face my baby makes when I do a raspberry on his tummy
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Teehee I paid an Etsy witch to curse the opposing team! The witch cursing the 49ers:
Gladys from Weapons
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
No kings includes short kings 😔
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Between this man and Wembanyama the French have not been this out of hand since Napoleon. Dangerous territory imho
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Anyone with a contact to the federal immigration agents coming to the bay please put me in touch. I have credible information as to the location of bofa
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
As a teacher who has worked in exceptionally diverse places, I wonder how these conclusions about a need for higher standards account for English Language Learners. Mississippi and Louisiana student populations are WILDLY different from, say, California and Texas.
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Teared up a little this morning while reading the description for a children’s book being a parent is so dumb
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST TALLEST BUILDING IN THE CITY AND YOU TAKE OVER THE CONVENTION CENTER ONCE A YEAR WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Rich dickheads stop moving to cities that you don’t like challenge level impossible
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Hope we get to see Kershaw cough it up at least one more time in the post season 🥺
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
All this for a podcaster
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Jennifer - Everything MUST Fit! | Love, Ghostie @janbehchanbeh.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
📢 Love, Ghostie is coming to NINTENDO SWITCH on OCT 1!! 📢 Be a ghost matchmaker and explore 60+ combinations of couples! 👻💘 I did the port myself, so sorry it took so long and thanks for your patience! Greatly appreciate any shares/help spreading the word!!
A Nintendo Switch with Love, Ghostie running on it
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Seems important to mention now as a blue voter in California that Gavin Newsom eats major bung. Please don’t get fooled by this Napa Valley doofus.
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
If you’re the ones that just set off the firework that woke up my baby, come to my house rn so I can call you a loser ass dork to your face
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Needed this reminder today.
Fox Mulder from X-Files saying “Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government”“If you die, you let them off the hook.”
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
It’s humiliating to say “yeah let me get the corn” at Chipotle and I can’t explain why.
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
One day at a time
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Took my son with me to the 7/11 to cash in some scratchers because it’s important to share culture with new generations, even when that culture is just “white trash”.
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Despite being 5'7" most of my adult life, during a medical exam today I was told I am 5'9". Finally hitting that age 36 growth spurt.
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Been trying to write (and share that writing) more. Here are some things I have been working on. #writersky jmcgrizz.substack.com
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Yours Truly | Jmcgrizz | Substack
First drafts. Click to read Yours Truly, by Jmcgrizz, a Substack publication. Launched 2 months ago.
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I suspect no one has ever made this joke
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
It’s called Dave’s Killer Bread because it tastes so bad that you die
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Yeah but have you seen that one sketch
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Robert Patrick in T2
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Men should be forced to watch women’s sports but it should be criminalized for them to comment on them in public
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
@fbi put this man on every list you have please
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Who does Pat Spencer think he is
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Snacks McGrath @jmcgrizz.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
It’s teacher appreciation week!
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Thankless
Happy teacher appreciation week 🤮!
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