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John Maynard @jmaynard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

North Carolina + Ontario = Kansas I guess

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John Maynard @jmaynard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

See also The Beetles singing "Letter B"

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John Maynard @jmaynard.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

The purple and orange colour scheme, the horrifying AI slop product photos, and one of the most stomach-turning malapropisms I've ever seen. The initial gimmick was that you had a syringe of cheese to "infuse" into your burger, but that somehow got turned into "induced" in the name.

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John Maynard @jmaynard.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains.

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John Maynard @jmaynard.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Now that I've seen the gunpla, it feels even more like a man in a suit vs a mech

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John Maynard @jmaynard.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

What's that? The dipshits demand more middle aged Greek actors? Ok

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John Maynard @jmaynard.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

For your (and the dipshits') consideration to fill out the cast of only bearded Greek actors in their late 40's to early 60's. Because we want to be "accurate"

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John Maynard @jmaynard.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Comics are still inconsistent. Some draw them all the same size, but Sophie Campbell looks like she makes them physically distinct

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John Maynard @jmaynard.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

2012 cartoon started to give them different heights and widths. Seems to be the standard now - although some make Raph a feisty little guy and some make him a big muscly dude

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John Maynard @jmaynard.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

This is the Toronto I think of when I see this font. Not the city I want to go back to

Aerial view of Toronto in the 1970s looking east towards St Lawrence Market. It is covered in parking lots

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John Maynard @jmaynard.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

I got to have a drink with a Mugwump from Naked Lunch at a Cronenberg exhibition. Maybe the coolest museum exhibition I've ever attended

Me and a mugwump from Cronenberg's Naked Lunch sitting at a bar

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John Maynard @jmaynard.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

My #Oscars predictions: • Best Pic: One Battle After Another • Best Actor: Sinners • Sup. Actress: One Battle After Another • Sup. Actor: Sinners • Best Animated: KPop Demon Hunters #oscaround oscaround.com

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John Maynard @jmaynard.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Sometimes there is a pun so good that you have to bite into it with your big beaver teeth @yovska.bsky.social @meakoopa.bsky.social

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John Maynard @jmaynard.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

I find the Lonely Planet Kids "How ______ Works" books illustrated by James Gulliver Hancock fill a comparable niche for younger kids.

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John Maynard @jmaynard.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

You know a game is going to be good when "Bring it on, shitheels!"

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John Maynard @jmaynard.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

I'm in London for work. I try to go to a museum or see a show. This year I caught Tom Stoppard's Arcadia at the Old Vic. It's great. Two timelines and Stoppard's rapid fire wit applied to history, mathematics, science, and romanticism.

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John Maynard @jmaynard.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

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John Maynard @jmaynard.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Which film would have been a blast to see in 4DX if it existed at the time? I'll go first

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John Maynard @jmaynard.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

What is the first video game you ever played?

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John Maynard @jmaynard.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

This is Uncharted Waters erasure!

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John Maynard @jmaynard.bsky.social · 19/06/2024

Imagine if your security detail was just Stork from Animal House

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John Maynard @jmaynard.bsky.social · 01/02/2024

If you see this, post your favorite fictional vehicle

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John Maynard @jmaynard.bsky.social · 23/01/2024

Love this picture of my parents.

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John Maynard @jmaynard.bsky.social · 15/01/2024

The answer was: It took Teams 5 minutes to render a few lines of text and one image.

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John Maynard @jmaynard.bsky.social · 15/01/2024

Nothing better illustrates the new version of Teams than this update notification I got this morning. A notification window that either has no content or broke and can't render text in darkmode. Lovely

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John Maynard @jmaynard.bsky.social · 07/10/2023

100%ed Vampire Survivors. What a fun game and a absolute time sponge. The ramp-up from barely being able to get a few minutes into a stage to realizing how combos work to clearing the stage on every one is what I guess mastering a Souls-like is like.

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John Maynard @jmaynard.bsky.social · 31/08/2023

quote with a game that is nostalgic to you

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John Maynard @jmaynard.bsky.social · 18/08/2023

And retroactively, my childhood favourite player is John Barnes

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